ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th June 2026

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's got back into skipping!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Vorn, are you going to like this? Uh-huh. Guess what's getting dumped in my driveway tomorrow? Piss off gravel. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, you're not ready for my gravel yet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, bigger, and, bigger in temporary. Hot men, hot men. No, oh, I don't know. Who's dropping this thing off? It's on a little crane on the back of a truck. Do, dof, dof, fow.

Fill me, Daddy. No, skip. Skip in. Oh, skip. Skip in. Do you know how long I've got it for? Seven whole days. I was going to be so insulted if you were getting a nice new load of driveway gravel when you hadn't told me.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you'll be consulted about the gravel. Yeah, okay, good. But remember, because I was going to give Vaughney my gravel on my driveway, but I've got to pre-scraper to get the sticky butts out. It's been a hell of a year. No, no, no, no, no, no, just sometimes. Can forgive a driveway sig and, you know, these. these times of extreme pressure, but not tossing it on your own driveway.

That's so... It's trash. Get a little shell at the beach. I've got a little... Oh, power shell. Oh, get a power shell. Anyway, we're knocking that on the head, by the way. August.

So, I'm getting a skip bin because I have to empty my garage. So today, my pool table's going. Remember I talked about that? My pool table's getting picked up. There's a number of things. I got a small storage unit for shit that I just like, you know, another day.

I need to keep, but another day. day. I need to get a garage. I'm doing all this stuff, but I skips getting delivered. And because I'm turning my garage into a little studio apartment for my mum and dad, so I've suddenly lost 65 square metres of storage. Holy moly. Oh yeah, right.

That's like an apartment. You know, I've lost that much storage. So I can't just be someone that has all the shit. So I've been going through all of my stuff, like childhood stuff, papers, school papers, all these books and really thinking about what I need to keep. And you know this is hard for me. I put great emotional value on items. Sentimental.

Sentimental, yeah. And so I went into the garage and I've just been sitting up there, maybe with a little tequila. And sitting up in the garage, Ruth, and just like opening a box and being like, I'm just going to dress this box today and taking out stuff and be like, I've got to go. And I was like, this will be easy.

I'm happy to get rid of things. I've cried so much. I've been sobbed in the garage. Yeah, little like little stories that will say, today I went to the dump with my dad. He drove us in the trailer. It was fun. I kept that shit forever.

I know, but I don't have space. I need it. Chuckers of stuff. I know. I take a photo. My kids. People do talk about doing the digital. Take a photo.

I don't know. They open the box and you go through. No, but a day will come, and I know it feels so far away for you. A day will come that you're going to move and your girls will be adults. And you'll say, come get your shit. It happens to everyone.

They just go, come get your shit out of my house. You're grown woman now, and that's what my parents did, and now I've got to, like, throw it out. I've been weeping, man. Little ticket stubs, and I have a little memory about, oh, this thing or that date or this, blah, blah, blah. I've just been crying. Childhood things.

Little toys, little trinkets, little fairies and stuff. Get rid of all of it. Yeah, I know, but you're a cold-hearted bitch. You know, so I almost need you, if you're coming over this weekend. Yeah, just to be like, no, get it out. Shit. It's shit. Will there be any space in this bin?

for me if there's... Yeah, we'll put you in the fucking bin, mate. Yeah, you can go in the fucking bin. I know you're coming over for a cocktail on set D. Maybe you could bring a couple of things. I think it's worth addressing how Fletch has been getting rid of his waste from this renovation. He said to me, he literally said to me, like it was my fucking problem. You said to me, I said, oh, I'm getting a skip.

And you're like, how long have you got it for us? I've got it for a week. You're like, I wish you had told me this before I was bagging up small squares of my carpet and putting them in the rubber. Replaced the carpet as an entire place and he was slicing the carpet into bin-sized bits stacking in a bag and like, I mean, hats off to you

because it's all going to eat up in a landfill. It was, okay, it wasn't all my carpet. It was some carpet. It's so funny. You're slicing up small, palatable bits of carpet. It was when he started doing it with asbestos tiles, I was like, you're a bad, you're actually a man. No, I would never.

You're a bad man. No, that did not happen. No. But yeah, there definitely has been some stuff. I'm just like little bits of off-cut wood. I'm like, that can go in the bin. Do you have any shit, Lee? No.

Okay. No. Because it's amazing how fast you'll fill up a skirt full of shit. Yeah, it is. And also I've got to do a bit of demo, Vaughn. I know that's going to tickle your penis. I love demo. So once I've got a bit emptied, feel free to come over and just rage it out.

Well, you've got to stack it well when you fill it. Because if you just chuck stuff in, it'll fill up faster. I'm not about that life. You're not, you're, it's above you to get in the bin. This is my house now. No, no, everything's got to be as small as it can before it goes in the bin. Yeah, most of the thing. I'm throwing.

It's just getting in. There's an art to the skip film. The thing is, I've got to empty the garage, and then I've got to demo the little room that's built in there. Yeah. So it is kind of backwards, because that room should really go in first, right? Yeah, I'll go to sledgehammer through that. Yeah, mate.

I've got a 10-pounder. One of them's glass. There's a glass little pane in there. And while you're there, do the hedges. I do mean to get onto those hedges. Don't let anybody else do them. I promise them on my list.