ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th March 2024

Episode Date: March 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan popped into an Open Home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Yes, a very good day to you all Good day to you Good day to you ma'am Good day to you sir

At the weekend I went to an open home Not a particular thing about selling Right Or buying Yeah, well you've got to have crippling mortgage Don't you? Crippling And this wouldn't Crippling.

And this wouldn't decripple the mortgage. Right, okay. It would be on par with... Why don't you go to an open home then? Just because it's the size of land that I would like to own next. Yeah, right. So I'm having a sniff. Okay. So it's just a sniff, just being a nosy.

You're planning on retiring to the middle of nowhere. That is the plan. That's your life plan, isn't it? That is the life goal. To get out of the city and... We actually talked on the weekend about us all, and you were included in this, Fletch, buying a piece of land together

and sort of having a commune set up. Oh, right. Where we all share a kitchen. Those normally don't end well. Social area. In the news. Yeah, but... No, I know, but the world will be on fire.

Oh, yeah. So we'll just have everything we need. It might not be great, but, you know, comparatively, world will be on fire. Oh, yeah. So we'll just have everything we need. It might not be great, but comparatively, it will be significantly better than dealing with the hordes of rampaging pirates. Won't we have a podcast studio? Yes, that was discussed. Okay, good. Yeah, podcast studio so we can still carry the weight of our partners.

Right. Will we do a doomsday bunker? Because we've got to have somewhere to go when the people come. There'll be underground parts. Yeah. There'll be a shared sort of play area, swings. Okay.

Slides. Right. This land's not big enough for that and too close to civilisation. No, we're going south. Because this is for when the world ends,

isn't it? Yes, correct. Okay, great. Which we also decided at the weekend's any minute now. Oh, yeah, Aaron's a firm believer in this.

Eminent. Did you see that graphic that was doing the rounds last week of what it would be like if Russia launches a nuclear bomb in the retaliation? Don't, don't. And they literally outlined Russia with nuclear bombs. There's enough nuclear bombs in the people against Russia artillery to literally just like you were do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

and then 40 million people dead in a day. Anyway, on to brighter things. Awesome. Like you were do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do are ready now, kind of like autumn. And so I was like, oh, this looks good, and took an apple off the tree. You can't eat someone else's food. Because our apples are manky, eaten alive. They're like black with bugs. Nah, these apples were good. The tree could have done with a trim, don't get me wrong. In fact, every tree there could have done with a trim. To an open home, you had no intention of buying the house,

and you ate their food. Yes, also correct. That's outrageous behaviour. And then when I was mostly finished the apple, I just- The time's that hard that that's how you're feeding your family at the moment. I threw it into the paddock. Right. When I was done with the apple core. Right.

I just tossed it into the paddock. Okay. But yeah, no. Also, I was playing it pretty cool with the open home because I don't want to get five calls this week asking me if I'm still interested. Because you're not at all. Yeah. Not enough to fill five calls.

Always give a fake name and number. Yeah. That's for anything. I gave Sade, Sade gave her number and name. Oh. But we took Sade's dad with us and he, afterwards I found out, feels like he doesn't want the real estate agent thinking they're wasting their time with us. So he's overly keen about things.

Yeah, right. I'm just like, no, no, you're doing it the wrong way, Ray. Don't feel bad about the waste of time of the real estate agent. This is part and parcel of the game. Yeah, right. I'm just like, no, no, you're doing it the wrong way, Ray. Don't feel bad about the waste of time of the real estate agent. This is part and parcel of the game. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. And so he kept like upping everything. Oh, isn't that lovely?

Oh, isn't that nice? Oh, he's going too hard. Yeah, you don't want to see me. Treat him in keeping keen. All they saw in him every time he complimented was $10,000 more. Yeah, yeah. You're going to be like, that needs fixing. That's rough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to fall down. Oh, and this? Plaster. Yeah. What year was it built?10,000 more dollars yeah yeah you're gonna be like that needs fixing that's rough yeah yeah that's gonna fall down plaster I wanna know this plaster yeah what year was it built

yeah 2001 plaster outside yeah leaky I promise no problems I promise no problems

yeah that's what they all say so yeah we went for a little bit of a look and it did kind of cause we haven't

been open homing for ages oh if there's one on the road you just go for a nosy

cause you know when you always drive past houses you wanna see what that look

like yeah you always do this. You're such a pest. I'm into it. Yeah. So that's kind of kick-started my love of an open home again. I'd quite like to come around open homes on the weekends with you.

Okay, we can go. We could do that. Yeah. You know, there's so much other stuff to do in the world, right? I love it. Looking in people's homes. I like to open up the wardrobes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are we working? I like to open up The wardrobes Yeah You're allowed to open up A home in a wardrobe Or a flat inspection Storage Okay Flat inspection probably not But if you're buying the house You need to see

What the wardrobes look like You're moving into Someone's bedroom You want to see If it's got enough space In the wardrobe Oh yeah You've got to have a look

Oh no no You guys didn't get The national party email What have they done You're allowed to sniff Your tenants pant panties now, if you will. Are you? Straight from the basket. Power back to the landlord.

Man, they are so pro-landlord. I'm glad for it. Yeah, straight out of the basket, out the drawer. Actually, on their body. Yeah. Should you wish to. Right, okay. On the body.

I don't make the rules. Far apart. I'm happy to follow them, but I certainly don't make them. So where are we going to go next for our open home? Let's go like Coatesville. Let's go real expensive. Do some mansions. Coastville mansions or like West Coast Beach.

I'll do any of them. West Coast Beaches. Nah, see, if you start going too outrageous and you pull up at Nelly's Mazda, they're going to start knowing you can't afford that. Oh, no, we'll have to hire a car. Oh, really? Like a European. Oh, yeah, okay.

Suit up. Suit up, get dressed up. This sounds like some kind of scam now. Yeah, like what are we there for? We should do, we, okay. Yeah. Suit up. Suit up, get dressed up. This sounds like some kind of scam now. Yeah, like what are we there for? We should do, we do accent work. We could do some of our character work. Yeah, we could. You've been quiet on the characters, actually.

We'll do some character work. Full stop. Next paragraph, we could take my father-in-law, because he's got that, like, shuffle of an old rich Asian man. Old rich Asian man, yeah. Oh, yeah. But this is why I put a distance between your character work, and we can't pretend we are. old rich Asian man. Old rich Asian man, yeah. But this is why I put a distance between your character work and we can't pretend we are old rich Asian men with him.

But I could be a young, rich white woman. You could be his bride. His new bride. You could be his PA. Yeah. He's so busy and he doesn't know because of the language barrier. Or just to get into other people's homes. It's just a little creepy.

I just want a nosey. No, you're having a nosey at other people's houses rules.