ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's a spill over episode! Hear all the times listeners walked in on their parents having a horizontal dance party...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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there were a lot of messages, Wild. That we couldn't read. Yeah, wild messages for context. Khloe Kardashian has a podcast, Who Knew? Yeah. And she's spoken-

Who Knew Who Cares? Well, you've given up on the Kardashians, haven't you? They're just boring me now. I like them. I think they're very smart business people,

but I don't need to keep watching. I think I'm done. You've kept up. I've kept up enough. And now you're left- Now I'm letting go. You're leaving the man behind.

But yeah, she mentioned that she was hiding under her bed, her mum's bed, doing hide and seek, and then her mum and then, well, Caitlyn Jenner, then Bruce. Oh, got it. Got me. She did it. She did named. We're fucking on top of it.

Yeah. And we will say that this podcast has some pretty naughty content. They are. And they spoke like they spoke about the trauma. Like, yeah, she was like, I heard it all. Christina was just teasing her about it. Just like, yeah. Yeah.

So this podcast that we're recording right now, I feel like we need to say. Not for little ears. Not for little ears. Not for little ears. No. Not for little ears. Because these are the ones that we heard about when you caught your parents engaged in this act of lovemaking. But there were some funny messages.

Oh, my God. So good. So when did you catch your parents doing it? Last week, my 16-year-old daughter opened the door and walked into our room at 11 p.m. without knocking. And I was giving her father a blowjob. We made eye contact. She walked out and we've not spoken about it since.

Now how's that to get the ball rolling? Imagine locking eyes with your mum. And she's got your dad's D in her mouth. Yeah. I mean.

And 16. I know. That's traumatic. That's the age. Oh my God. We're about 12. My brother, I was 12.

My brother 10. We were on a camera and trip around the South Island as a family. Every night, I swear to God, my parents would be going at it. We'd be at the top part over the cab and we'd feel the whole thing shaking.

I remember my brother asked me, what's going on? And I had no idea how to tell him. Every night? Just. And there was only two of you? Oh, no. Okay. There's another camping one.

All in the same big canvas tent. They thought that we, my brother, me and my two sisters were asleep. No, we read this one on here. No, we didn't. Oh, did you just read it to us? I read it to us. Oh, sorry. I said we were allowed on here.

We were allowed one mute room. Yeah. One mute room. No, the other camping one was the bunk thing. Yeah, the caravan. Yeah. The girl that was, she fell off the thing. Concussion.

My sisters and I were asleep, but I wasn't asleep. I heard it all, including my father. Say it. We're on the podcast. We're safe. My father performing cunnilingus on my mother. Oh, fucking hell. You told me to say it.

You said we were on the podcast. There's better ways to say that. And what? Eating their pussies, what they said. Oh, yeah. That was even better. He did his best. I put the proper term

in place. You're saying going down on my mum. And then hearing my dad go There's hair in my mouth. I was nine years old when it happened. I'm 37 now.

It still fucking haunts me. I bet it does. Any time they see a canvas tent all their hair is Yeah. Oh, yeah. Vaughan. Vaughan. Don't do that. Yeah. Yuck. me i bet it does anytime they see a canvas tent all their hair yeah oh yeah i bet they got lasered they've definitely got lasered now i once

pretended to be a slap i was throwing a massive tantrum when i was staying in a hotel and we were all in the same room i'm throwing a massive tantrum and then pretended to fall asleep big mistake my dad and my now ex-stepmother decided to do it in the bathroom the hotel we're staying in i could hear it all Oh no. at the time the next morning I asked my son how he slept and he said how did you sleep mum and then tortured me with the details of how he ran in as it sounded like I was being hurt then proceeded with loud clapping to imitate you know what all while mocking my husband as well I died that day and he still tortures me every now and then

about it I think I'm more traumatised than he is oh that's fun at least you've joked about it and got it out oh my god sitting on that for the rest of your life no my 18 year old confessed to me last week that he can hear every time we do it in the house about it and got it out. Exactly. Because, oh my God, sitting on that for the rest of your life. No. My 18-year-old confessed to me last week that he can hear every time we do it

in the house. He said he can't hear what we're saying but he can hear the noises. So now we switch on the TV as if we're watching a movie every time we do the act. Oh, now you're ruining

films for him. My six-year-old hears a TV going and walks in because they think the TV's on. Fun time to watch. Walked in on it

about five times. Oh, no. You can't blame him. This is another reason not to have kids. Get a lock though. But also, going back to teenage days where you had to hide any time you were having sex. Now it's like... Camping one year in my

tent and my brother's tent. Flooded had to sleep in the caravan with mum and dad and they thought that would be the night that they'd have an adult cuddle. While we were at the other end of the caravan just staring each other in the eyes being like, please don't. It is wild. Oh, yeah. Okay, it is.

You don't. Did you find it wild how many messages like this we got? When they were like, they thought we were asleep. You would think that like you just wouldn't, hey? Or go outside. Yeah. Go in the bush. A recent new build, it was a small house on those stilts.

It was all up on like wooden foundations. And I thought it was an earthquake. And I ran and I was like, mom, earthquake. But but nah it was just mom and her partner absolutely going at it getting shaken the house on its foundation railed on the rails geez louise i think that's the worst thing is like hearing your parents have sex but hearing them absolutely going like going to pound town pound town You'd be like, oh, guys. I was in a hotel room with two queen beds. I was like 10 and our parents were in the bed beside us and couldn't keep their hands off each other.

And also one time we were sharing a room at the Batch and they were on an airbed and still got down to it. Do you think it's just that people are away from home and it's a bit exciting? Yeah. That's cute. My parents taped over my folk dancing video from primary school in 1997 with their sex tape.

Fuck! No! The folk dancing. The Gay Gordon's gone. I have to think that back then when you did a sex tape, you'd have to set up a tripod. Yep. Put a tape in. Handy cam.

And then sometimes transfer it onto VHS because it had one of those smaller micro cassettes. And then it's not like you could just quickly watch it on your phone at any time. You would then have to put the tape in, sit down. Sit down. Yeah, I know. You're not just going through the phone in a private album. Hide the tape somewhere. Wild.

My son walked in on my partner and I at the side of the bed. I was lying on the bed. The partner was standing behind the bed. I dropped to the ground so fast, left my partner there full starkus to fend for himself. At full attention I'm imagining. Then a little while later my daughter came in and noticed our bathroom door was locked. Went and got a knife from the kitchen. Opened it

and walked in on me on my knees in front of her father with his penis in my mouth. I just said what are you doing? I said I'm shaving dad's legs like that. Oh that's smart. That was quick. Really quick. Shaving dad's legs. Too hairy. One day she's going to be an adult and it's just going to drop.

The penny's going to drop and she's going to be like, that's not how you shave your legs. She was sucking dad's dick. She was sucking dad's dick. Good for her. Go mum. This is so wild. Anyway, those are the ones that were too wild for the radio.

I love that. I love that so much. I mean, God God I don't know Lock the fucking door you know Put one of those locks on that twists Only from the inside I'm stoked for these parents that they're still you know Connected and making love and stuff

But lock the fucking door