ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th May 2023

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

On todays heavily censored Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss the price of Drycleaning!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, hold on, let me just find this chat window. With myself and one Carl Peter Fletcher. I hate that you guys have a private chat, I hate it.

What are you talking about? It's not a private chat, it's just literally a one-on-one. It's not a chat. It's not a chat about you. You've got a group of two. It have a private chat. I hate it. What are you talking about? It's not a private chat. It's just literally a one-on-one. It's not a chat. It's not a chat about you. You've got a group of two. It's a pet chat from three o'clock yesterday, or as Fletch calls it, nearly bedtime. A picture of a suit, and it says,

Jesus Christ. I don't know if that's appropriate language. Now that's between friends blasphemy, which is allowed. Yes, yes, yes. I wouldn't have put that's appropriate Now that's between friends Blasphemy which is allowed I wouldn't have put that on the podcast We'll bleep it then We'll bleep it again then We'll bleep that one I reckon Are you going to bleep that?

Yeah we'll bleep that No if you're going to bleep anything You've got to beep the Jesus Christ And leave the titty fucking That's somebody's name You're more worried about the blas fucking no that's somebody's name what you're more worried about the blasphemy

than you are yeah that's what's going to upset people yeah blasphemy is against the law whereas titty fucking the sexual crudeness of sexual oh crudeness

of sexual he's got you there I mean your honour case closed it just feels very aggressive oh gosh I prefer the term

breast humping oh right I don't know if there's enough to go between the breasts all of this everything It just feels very aggressive. Oh, gosh. I prefer the term breast humping. Oh, right. I don't know if there's enough to go between the breasts. All of this, everything. Everything is, this is a very bleep heavy. Who's fun with this one, Jared? JTFC. Which we don't have to bleep.

We're not bleeping. I know we bleep it all. The TF. Do not beat the TF. The Jonestown Football Club. Yep, Jonestown Football Club. Wasn't Jonestown a massacre Also

Yeah it was In the Guyana Forest Kool-Aid Yeah God it was horrible Since when is it Sixty nine dollars Nice

Sixty nine dollars To dry clean a suit Yeah And I see Because we went to this wedding What a week or two ago And we got quite a bit of mud On the

Because normally I wouldn't dry clean a suit Unless I spilled some condiments on it. Don't you? I dry clean, you've got to dry clean a suit every time you wear it. Nah, you can get away with a suit not being. Right. But, and I couldn't believe it. It was 69 nice dollars.

Nice dollars. But I would have thought, like, because I don't ever get anything dry cleaned. Like, I don't. Welcome to the world of women's fashion. Fashion. I would say half my wardrobe is fucking dry i don't understand i'd get a steamer if i was a girl yeah but it doesn't clean it if you've got stains on it it just irons it just makes it hot and wet i would have thought that's how informers replied that's just what it cost i said i that seems about right and you said madness i said you cheap bastard i still haven't mine. But I expected it to be about around $40.

Yeah, I would have said $80 to $100. Like, calm down. It was one suit jacket, pants, and a shirt. Oh, you got a shirt as well? Yeah. That's $39. Give me your dry cleaner. Is it a good dry cleaner?

No, he's gone cheap. He's gone cheap. No, it was Hearn Bay. Hearn Bay. Because there's none in the was her and by oh none in the city anymore they've all closed down because i like to go to regal that was who i went to yeah yeah regal they're kind of like high end for your design yeah oh but you don't want any any just sort of tomtok and harry playing with your suit well yeah you don't they any just sort of Tom, Dick and Harry playing with your suits. Well, yeah, you don't. They've got a wedding dress, Draculand, that costs a fucking fortune. I don't know why people don't chuck those things out or just put them in their box.

Because they cost thousands of dollars. Like six grand. Yeah, but when do you ever wear them again? But it's a sentimental value of it. And then the daughters, yeah. And then you hear about the kids that get into them with a pair of snips because they want to make something for their dolly and they cut up their mum's wedding dress. Yeah, my mum's wedding, she had a suit, like a blazer skirt thing.

That was in our dress-up box. She was a real power real estate agent in the 80s, wasn't she? Yeah, butch. Big butch. And your dad wore the dress, didn't he? A bit of a role reversal there, but cute. Yeah, it was cute. It was really cute.

Because I've got a suit that needs dry cleaning as well. My Zambesi suit that I wore during my show because I sweat quite a lot in it. And that's like a... Big sweaty I sweat quite a lot in it. And that's like a Big sweaty bitch. Big, huge sweaty bitch. Big, huge sweaty bitch. Wait, you'll beep the TF but you won't beep the

No, but I consent to sweaty bitch because you're not lying. It's true. It's just straight up true. She consents. Yep. Big sweaty bitch. Jesus had no consent

regarding the making love to the mammaries. No. But my, it's a wool suit but it's also got threads of silver through it. So you've got to go to a specialist dry cleaner. I just didn't know what these things cost

because I never do it. Would the producer's booth, would you have expected to pay? What would you be expecting to pay for dry cleaning? I didn't know the shirt was involved so now he's got three pieces dry cleaned for $69. It sounds like a bargain. Shirt's a nothing. Shirt should be $5.

Well, shirt you should just bang in the wash, to be fair. Okay, I don't wear suits, but I would say a three-piece combo. That's $69 is good. Easy, yeah. Yeah, I reckon. I know my boyfriend gets his suit done at least two or three times a week.

He's a magician. He's a magician. Now, he'd want to... He pays a lot. He pays top dollar because of all the secret compartments. And don't magicians' coats have a tail? So it's actually more to dry clean.

Nah, he has a little custom number, I think. So I think he pays maybe a hundred a pop and then maybe a couple... Well, then it includes the cummerbund. Jesus, T-F. T-F-C. No, Jesus, T-F-C. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

You said Jesus, T- Jesus TF That's all out of Jesus TFC We have said that A lot this podcast Yeah we have I'm going to need To go to church I

Well I'll Apologise then That's a bargain Maybe that was a bargain Do you need to borrow Some money on No I just I just thought it would be

Thirty dollars And it wasn't Are you not good for it I'm going You don't spend your money On literally anything else. I'm, like, so strapped for cash at the moment. I'm, like, $100 on a suit.

Good. And he's got, you know, he won't even buy the cat wet food. He's buying a fucking dry, chewy biscuit. I don't do wet food, but that's because I respect my cat. Yeah, well, I respect my cat. It's good. It's good for them. Yeah, dry food's good for them. That's why our cats look good, and yours look like they're on death's door. They don't look like they, but that's because I respect my cat. Yeah, well, I respect my cat. It's good. It's good for them. Yeah, dry food's good for them.

That's why our cats look good, and yours look like they're on death's door. They don't look like they're on death's door. Your cats are mangy as fuck. They are. They're mangy, man. They're like, oh, they're a thick-hoated little gingy boy. They're dry. They've got psoriasis.

They're flaking away. They do. They've got psoriasis. They can't even. They meow dust.