ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th May 2024

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's keen as for a dip!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. My friends, my homies, I think I am a damn fool because I'm in Wellington, greatest city on earth. With a city you weren't born in. The city that never sleeps.

The big apple. That's, I believe, what they call Wellington. No, I think that's the city of New York, my dad. Home of Big Ben. No. And the Eiffel Tower. No, that's London, that's Paris. Home of the government.

Yeah, home of the beehive. Right. The hive. The hive and the Great Wall of China. Wellington. Wellington, yep. You know it. It's got it all.

I'm here and I'm staying in a lovely hotel. It's glorious. And I didn't bring togs. And I just always forget the tog. I always do this. I forget that hotels have pools. It's got a good pool too. Yeah, I know that hotel.

It's got a lovely pool. It's a long, for a hotel it's a long, lovely one. Yes, I know. Yeah. So my question is, can I rock an undie, you reckon? Oh, like your undies? Because you're famous for your granny knickers. Big undies.

Yeah, it's not rude. I'm not going to be in there in a tong, you know. But aren't they, are they flesh colored or white? Yeah, they're flesh colored. Yeah, because this is the thing. You know, guys do this all the time. They wear white shorts and they forget that when they get wet. You can see their dick.

You can see their dick. I can see your dick. I've seen, I always assume they're German tourists, swimming in their underpants in like proper public hot pools. So I think you're fine. Because I don't consider the hotel pool a public pool. I consider it a semi-private. It is.

Thank you. It's almost my, it's always my pool. I can almost say I'm going to have a dip in my pool. But here's the thing. When you're a German tourist, you don't know anyone. You're going back to Germany in six weeks or however long. Oh, you're saying. Whereas Hayley Sproul could be saying.

Well-known household face Hayley Sproul. Well-known, well-known. Thank you. Thank you. Loving that household name. She's very famous. Very famous. Star of stage and screen.

Yeah. I'm just saying that someone could see you and you see through granny panties. See through flesh-colored granny panties. They might think I'm nude. Maybe see a few bits. Yeah, they could. Yeah. And, you know, I'm just saying, keep your talk.

And it does cling, like you said, it clings. Yeah. People could be writing into the gossip gazette to say that they saw the lips. They saw the vaginal lips of Hailey Sproul, household name and

star of stage, screen and speaker. They saw Majora and Menorah. Menorah. It was like an astronomy class out there. Oh, God. I want to swim in this pool, but now I don't want to. Because you're coming down today to join me. Do you want me to bring you some togs?

I don't have any female togs, so. Why not? None of your previous lovers, they haven't left? No, no, they haven't left a bathing suit behind? No, they haven't. They've never left. Never. Oh, God.

I could buy a tog, but togs are expensive. Yeah, I was going to say, what about... And it's winter. Because at least guys can just buy any cheap pair of shorts from Kmart or the warehouse, wherever. What about a secondhand? Wellington loves their thrift shops. Oh, that feels yuck. Yeah, I bought a...

That feels yuck. Yeah, I bought a secondhand pair of board shorts, brightly coloured board shorts at Wanaka's St. John's. Yeah. We were staying at a place at the spa, but always wore undies under them. Yeah, because someone else's dick had been there, eh? You've got to think about that. Yeah, someone else's wet fadge has been in these tops. Yeah.

No thanks. But even what about with a wash? Because don't op shops always wash? Or is that something they tell you? Yeah, they do. Well, that's what they tell you. Okay. Well, yeah.

I think I'm just going to joke. I'll just go in my skin color, my peach panties. Okay. Well, what are you wearing on the top? Just a t-shirt? Today or in the pool? In the pool. I just wear a bra.

Oh yeah, okay, right. I reckon go bra and necks. Yeah. Just tell me when you're doing that because I don't want to be in the pool at the same time. Are you staying at the same hotel? Yeah, well, I'm at the one next door, but it shares the pool. Oh, okay. I thought I would do a cool little paddle around.

I don't swim. I've got terrible technique. You're doggy. You're more doggy paddle. I do doggy paddling. That's where the guy gets behind. No, no. And he pushes you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to do a bit of that with the guy in behind. Yeah, in the pool. And then I was going to have a spa. He goes deeper in the pool. Oh, yeah, spa's nice. Yeah, lovely. Spa's nice.

Well, you enjoy yourself in your knickers. Yeah, thank you, Hans. Thank you, Hans.