ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th November 2023

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had a Laundry whoopsie, and a well-executed cliffhanger!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've just tried, in the kitchen, Hayley's Hiccups Cure. Yeah. I think so far it's working. It never doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:00:20 You take water and you either drink it upside down or you can put it in your mouth and then you hang upside down and you swallow and it goes like up, like right down. Yeah, that's it. And it goes oof. Yeah, I think it worked. No, honestly, it's a miracle. That's my second one because I didn't want to do the upside down drinking because I would have spilled water on myself.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Yeah, that's too hard to do. That's too hard to do. You can do it with a water bottle is good, like a pumpy bottle. Oh, yeah. But with a cup, you just put it in your mouth, hang upside down, swallow, it's gone. Guys, a bit of drama last night at the apartment Jesus, okay This is a drama filled week
Starting point is 00:00:48 No, not police drama Like, no taggers this time Was your cat annoyed at you? Oh my god, do you know what I was reading this morning? There's cat coronavirus in A European or Middle East country I remember earlier Earlier in the pandemic
Starting point is 00:01:04 Some tigers got it at a zoo And they're like, cats can get it guys. Yeah. And then wasn't there people were putting signs on their fences because everyone was walking. That's all we knew what to do. It was like, please don't touch my cat. Yeah. Don't give it COVID. No, but this is like a feline coronavirus.
Starting point is 00:01:17 And apparently it's really bad in one country. Oh no. And they're worried it's going to spread. So let me have a quick Google so no one takes their cat on holiday to that country. Okay, yeah. Feline COVID. It's in the actual paper, but I've put it over there and folded it up. Oh, the cat with COVID looks real sad, but it might
Starting point is 00:01:34 also just be an old ass cat. New feline coronavirus blamed for thousands of cat deaths in Cyprus. Cyprus. That's a lot of 8,000 cats. Yeah, they do. Cat with 100% fatal feline coronavirus saved by human COVID-19 medicine. Yeah, so they reckon that they can give human medicines to the cats.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Isn't that cute? Although if you've ever tried to give a pill to a cat, good luck. Yeah, good luck. So what, if you go for your booster, just take your puss as well. Take your puss. Take your puss. But your puss has to be over 30 Because poor Jared's waiting Still waiting
Starting point is 00:02:06 His final three months To get his Oh your cat years Yeah that's a good point actually Well no it wasn't I'm going to be fucking Livid If you got into the pharmacy
Starting point is 00:02:14 And like I'd like some antivirals I've got Or you know You order your antivirals And they're like Sorry we just Tiddles got the last ones
Starting point is 00:02:20 Who the fuck is Tiddles Tiddles Tiddles just got the last antivirals Look Tiddles Tiddles needs it Tiddles has as much ones. Who the fuck is Tiddles? Tiddles just got the last antivirals. Look, Tiddles needs it. Tiddles has as much right to life as we do. Thank you. But no drama regarding Murray the Cat. I had a Sudlock emergency on my washing machine.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Have you ever had a Sudlock message? What the hell is Sudlock? Exactly. So you're going to have to explain what Sudlock is. S-U-D-L-O-C. Because you've got a Samsung now, eh? Yeah. Because you used to have the same washing machine asC because you've got a Samsung now, right? Yeah. Because you used to have the same
Starting point is 00:02:46 washing machine as me. I've got a Samsung. And when I googled this, some other washing machines also have this warning level. It's when there's too many suds, too many... Sudlock is the linking of the outer water jacket and the spin bowl with frothy detergent. Yeah. So, okay, yes, I have
Starting point is 00:03:01 had this, but it didn't come up saying sudlock, it just stopped. Yeah, so did you do the same thing as me? So what I did is I put my washing in, and I add to it over a couple of days, and at some stage I must have gone, future me will really appreciate me putting a Tide Pod in now so you don't have to do it later. Oh, yeah, I do that with my dishwasher. Put it in, but it's not finished being loaded,
Starting point is 00:03:22 but when it is, I can just press go. No, no, but when do you put in the dishwashing that's what i mean you put in the tablet and then you close the door but you don't set it off you're like future me has already put a tablet well this was different because then a couple of uh the next day yesterday i put in a few more bits of clothing to wash and then another time pod and i tell you what i did not appreciate it so i like googled it and and apparently it pauses itself. And the idea is the suds dissipate. But I was like, these suds ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 00:03:52 They're not dissipating. So I open the door. Can you open the door in the middle of a load? Yeah, so my one, you pause it and it unlocks the door. Oh, okay. Because it's a front loader. What about the drainage? It doesn't drain away.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Maybe it was at a certain point in the cycle. So I opened it and the suds, because it wasn't a big wash, it was like half a load. And the suds just poured out into the bathroom. That's what I imagined would happen. I grabbed a towel and I was like fishing out the suds. And they were like thick. And I was like chucking them in the shower. Sudlock.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Sudlock. Yeah, I had a sudlock emergency. Oh my God. This is only going to get worse as I age though and I get forgetful You'll be putting in nine Tide Pods. Nine Tide Pods Well that's why producer Jared, I don't know if we can mention, has also had a laundry issue and that's why I came to work armed
Starting point is 00:04:38 with two pieces of wood and four clamps. Oh no. What's your issue? You've got a Sudlock too. Tune in to the next little bit of pod. Oh! Well, we're going back to back with laundry issues. Laundry issues. This is our rock and shit, people.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I don't know if anyone is brave enough in the podcast realm to go back to back with two laundry issues. Would you say pioneers? I would say podcast pioneers. Yeah, but are we pioneers, or are we just ripping off the cliffhanger from a TV show? No. Well, everything's been done.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Everything's a remix. Yeah, that's true. But everybody's too scared to remix with their laundry stories. Do we need to go tune in for the next podcast? Din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din. Din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din. No, you need something to happen before the music. Like, for example, a gunshotshot and then a fall on the floor.
Starting point is 00:05:27 One of you is dead. In this case, in the laundry, it might be a drip. Yeah, and then tomorrow, find out on a little bit of pod.

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