ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th November 2023
Episode Date: November 17, 2023On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had a Laundry whoopsie, and a well-executed cliffhanger!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I've just tried, in the kitchen, Hayley's Hiccups Cure.
Yeah.
I think so far it's working.
It never doesn't work.
You take water and you either drink it upside down or you can put it in your mouth
and then you hang upside down and you swallow and it goes like up, like right down.
Yeah, that's it.
And it goes oof.
Yeah, I think it worked.
No, honestly, it's a miracle.
That's my second one because I didn't want to do the upside down drinking because I would
have spilled water on myself.
Yeah, that's too hard to do.
That's too hard to do.
You can do it with a water bottle is good, like a pumpy bottle.
Oh, yeah.
But with a cup, you just put it in your mouth, hang upside down, swallow, it's gone.
Guys, a bit of drama last night at the apartment
Jesus, okay
This is a drama filled week
No, not police drama
Like, no taggers this time
Was your cat annoyed at you?
Oh my god, do you know what I was reading this morning?
There's cat coronavirus in
A European or Middle East country
I remember earlier
Earlier in the pandemic
Some tigers got it at a zoo And they're like, cats can get it guys.
Yeah.
And then wasn't there people were putting signs on their fences because everyone was walking.
That's all we knew what to do.
It was like, please don't touch my cat.
Yeah.
Don't give it COVID.
No, but this is like a feline coronavirus.
And apparently it's really bad in one country.
Oh no.
And they're worried it's going to spread.
So let me have a quick Google so no one takes their cat on holiday to that country.
Okay, yeah. Feline COVID.
It's in the actual paper, but I've put it over
there and folded it up. Oh, the cat with
COVID looks real sad, but it might
also just be an old ass cat.
New feline coronavirus
blamed for thousands of cat deaths
in Cyprus. Cyprus.
That's a lot of 8,000 cats.
Yeah, they do.
Cat with 100% fatal feline coronavirus saved by human COVID-19 medicine.
Yeah, so they reckon that they can give human medicines to the cats.
Isn't that cute?
Although if you've ever tried to give a pill to a cat, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
So what, if you go for your booster, just take your puss as well.
Take your puss.
Take your puss.
But your puss has to be over 30 Because poor Jared's waiting
Still waiting
His final three months
To get his
Oh your cat years
Yeah that's a good point actually
Well no it wasn't
I'm going to be fucking
Livid
If you got into the pharmacy
And like
I'd like some antivirals
I've got
Or you know
You order your antivirals
And they're like
Sorry we just
Tiddles got the last ones
Who the fuck is Tiddles
Tiddles
Tiddles just got the last antivirals Look Tiddles Tiddles needs it Tiddles has as much ones. Who the fuck is Tiddles? Tiddles just got the last antivirals.
Look, Tiddles needs it.
Tiddles has as much right to life as we do.
Thank you.
But no drama regarding Murray the Cat.
I had a Sudlock emergency on my washing machine.
Have you ever had a Sudlock message?
What the hell is Sudlock?
Exactly.
So you're going to have to explain what Sudlock is.
S-U-D-L-O-C.
Because you've got a Samsung now, eh?
Yeah.
Because you used to have the same washing machine asC because you've got a Samsung now, right? Yeah. Because you used to have the same
washing machine as me. I've got a Samsung.
And when I googled this, some other washing
machines also have this warning level.
It's when there's too
many suds, too many... Sudlock
is the linking of the outer water jacket and the spin
bowl with frothy detergent. Yeah.
So, okay, yes, I have
had this, but it didn't come up saying sudlock, it just
stopped. Yeah, so did you do the same thing as me?
So what I did is I put my washing in, and I add to it over a couple of days,
and at some stage I must have gone,
future me will really appreciate me putting a Tide Pod in now
so you don't have to do it later.
Oh, yeah, I do that with my dishwasher.
Put it in, but it's not finished being loaded,
but when it is, I can just press go.
No, no, but when do you put in the dishwashing that's what i mean you put in the tablet and then you
close the door but you don't set it off you're like future me has already put a tablet well
this was different because then a couple of uh the next day yesterday i put in a few more bits of
clothing to wash and then another time pod and i tell you what i did not appreciate it
so i like googled it and and apparently it pauses itself.
And the idea is the suds dissipate.
But I was like, these suds ain't going nowhere.
They're not dissipating.
So I open the door.
Can you open the door in the middle of a load?
Yeah, so my one, you pause it and it unlocks the door.
Oh, okay.
Because it's a front loader.
What about the drainage?
It doesn't drain away.
Maybe it was at a certain point in the cycle.
So I opened it and the suds, because it wasn't a big wash, it was like half a load.
And the suds just poured out into the bathroom.
That's what I imagined would happen.
I grabbed a towel and I was like fishing out the suds.
And they were like thick.
And I was like chucking them in the shower.
Sudlock.
Sudlock.
Yeah, I had a sudlock emergency.
Oh my God. This is only going to get worse as I age though and I get forgetful
You'll be putting in nine
Tide Pods. Nine Tide Pods
Well that's why producer Jared, I don't know
if we can mention, has also had a laundry
issue and that's why I came to work armed
with two pieces of wood and
four clamps. Oh no. What's your
issue? You've got a Sudlock too.
Tune in to the next little bit of pod.
Oh!
Well, we're going back to back with laundry issues.
Laundry issues.
This is our rock and shit, people.
I don't know if anyone is brave enough in the podcast realm
to go back to back with two laundry issues.
Would you say pioneers?
I would say podcast pioneers.
Yeah, but are we pioneers,
or are we just ripping off the cliffhanger from a TV show?
No.
Well, everything's been done.
Everything's a remix.
Yeah, that's true.
But everybody's too scared to remix with their laundry stories.
Do we need to go tune in for the next podcast?
Din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din.
Din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din, din.
No, you need something to happen before the music.
Like, for example, a gunshotshot and then a fall on the floor.
One of you is dead.
In this case, in the laundry, it might be a drip.
Yeah, and then tomorrow, find out on a little bit of pod.