ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -18th November, 2025

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has a new ick... and Vaughan might be guilty of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchpawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Shannon, have you got the ick for something? I got the ick for someone harder than I've ever got the ick before. Really? And man, I've dated some boys that gave me the ick. Yeah, you've told us stories and you certainly have. Yeah.

So many men at ickie, eh? But you don't know this man. It was a stranger ick. Nope, I don't know his name. I know nothing about him, but I have the ick for him. Okay. do that icked you so hard. I was walking down one of the most beautiful streets

in New Zealand, Queen Street. Fuck. That was good. Only someone from East Auckland would make that observation. Stop with the slander. Your streets are so vanilla. The Queen Street, you're like, wow, it's so vibrant out here. So I was walking down Queen Street, and it was busy.

It was like midday, so people would get on the lunch vibe. It was just pumping. It has been busy lately. It's nice. good and so I was walking through and I have no headphones at the moment which is scary it's a hard time and so I'm walking and I'm really observant of the world

when I've got no headphones I guess this was what like boomers did for a long time yeah just exist they just out here like seeing and smelling and hearing they would have quite often have the record players in a trolley yeah they would and a long extension cord yeah that's interesting and you know so I was walking

and I there's a lot of lime scooters around and all the flamingo scooters and all the brands and this guy starts honing around like dodging through the crowd and I hear him go and go and he's making

race car sound like I do this you do that on Lampskins all the time sometimes sometimes I'll be like wee they do you both do this I will say the one

charming thing about it he was smiling so much like it brought him a lot of it is I do because I ride them every day so the novelty is worn off but if we're out with friends

and I'm being silly I'll do a little wee he does wee he literally and then like we got to a part of the there's kind of like a foyer outside New World you know there's a bit of a space and he did a bit of like not a full donut but he kind of did

a sexy and he was like I love that sexy oh man I wish I had headphones wow so you just real act with this yeah I think it was just like the way he was

dodging the crowds and like there's something about having your feet in front of each other as a man? Yes! Yes! Because where else would we put our feet? I don't know. I kind of put my front foot forward

and then I do a bit of a cock of the leg. Yeah, I get the legs when he stands really... Very good. I get it from Fletch when he stands really erect, really tall and upright on his scooter. I'm like... Well, how else am I meant to? Just relax a bit.

It's odd. It's a bit camp. Well, I haven't had a crash, have I? Well, I'm obviously a good... Well, it's true because you're working your core to stay stable. Yeah, exactly. Do you know, I just looked on the app while you were talking about this, my current stats. Because, you know, I ride them quite a bit to work and stuff. I've done 703 kilometres.

This year. No, in total, in my life. Wow, that's a lot. Can you see how much you've spent? Yeah. Oh. No. But I say 788 rides.

You're a fair way down the North Island. Yeah. Yeah, that would get me. And you think... I used Beam for years before they got cancelled when they, you remember they were pretending they had more scooters? That's right. So that's just, that's just one scooter brand.

Yes. Yeah. That's not even all. I reckon I'd be a thousand. I reckon to be a Christch, easy. Easy. You could have got Herman for us. You could have on the scooter straight to my.

It's too precious. Too precious for that. You ride too rogue as someone who has been on the back of Fletcher's scooter before. We arrived safely, thank you. Well, I'm alive to tell the story, but it feels like just. Well, this is a PSA. If you ever want to have sex with a woman, don't make scooter sounds. Don't make race car sounds on a scooter.

Hey, I make race car sounds and I've had sex with a woman. Yeah. Yeah? Once. And she's your mum. Whoa. Whoa. We're covering out of this.

Whoa. Not even joking. This is where I tell you. I'm actually Carmen's father. You'll never be my real deal. And I left, yeah. Oh my God, twice.