ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th October 2024

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley caused a real stir at the Smith household! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Got near miss yesterday, I've got to say. I don't even think Vaughan was aware of this. But I popped over to Vaughan's house. You mentioned this, you borrowed the bissel.

Yeah, I borrowed the bissel. We've been blessed with a few visits. Okay. From the Cortese Sproul household. Yeah, we have. We're exchanging things. He's borrowing my battery and a gun, a nail gun. I don't have a gun gun.

Yeah. You also don't lend people guns. You need licenses for those. Yeah. I borrowed the Bissell. I got some eggs on the truck. Do you guys need to come into the city and borrow anything of mine? What the fuck have you got?

Excuse me, I have a hammer. I don't know, real? If you've got a couple of hours doing nothing, I could definitely borrow those. Yeah, I could borrow one of your unopened bottles of gin. We'll just sit there. No. No, I have no desire. In moderation.

I can borrow your lifestyle. I'm not a charity. Can I borrow your mortgage? And you can borrow mine. Absolutely not. Mortgage swap. Let's put all of our mortgages into a hat. Shotgun, not yours.

And when you draw it out, you have to pay that person's mortgage for a month. Absolutely not. This is a win-win for me. No one's got a whopper like me. Lose, lose, lose for me. And I'm sort of i'm sort of handled there anyway i i did i popped over yesterday and we pulled up in the driveway because um vaughn's gate was just open willie you can get in there the other night you had someone again

driving 9 30 at night someone drove down we were watching inside out too and i wasn't crying and they well i don't worry it wasn't still going on about it and they drove in and the minute the security light came on they just went back down what the hell are they doing i was like i'm gonna chase them you gotta fix your gate you gotta fix your gate it's me it can be manually shut but during the day we'll open it yeah leave it open and leave it on yeah do you know what you should get is some kind of contraption. Do you remember at holiday parks those spikes if you drive the wrong way? Yes.

Out of a car park? Yeah. Yeah, some of those. And you activate them. You activate them and then they're on your property. Tough luck. You've met Sade. Yeah.

She'll just forget to turn them off. At 5 o'clock in the morning when you leave for work and his car gets spiked in the dark well I went up the driveway and we were privy to, Aaron and I were privy to a beautiful view of Vaughn's ass

he was on all fours ass presented to us oh wow and so we wound down the window because you were working on. And so we wound down the window because you were working on a tank and we wound down the window to have a little gaze. Yeah. And then we pulled up into the driveway

and then Vaughan kind of walked across the property to meet us. And I didn't know who else was home, but then I saw, you know, through, because you've got double glazed windows in your kitchen, don't you? Oh, well, no wonder the mortgage is so big. Yeah, exactly.

No wonder, that would have added yeah but you know how you can't really see it's kind of warps how much you can see into the house yeah well i could kind of see a shadow and then i i worked out that it was your beautiful wife sharday and i thought ha ha ha and vaughn wasn't near here and i also wasn't wearing pants if i didn't put on any pants. I was just wearing my, like, chub rub shorts and a big T-shirt. White shorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I was like, I can't be bothered wearing pants. I'll just wear those. So as a joke, I lifted up my top and I flashed Sade, my boobies. Right. Bra or? I had a bra on. Okay. Yeah, no, I didn't go full nip.

Yeah. It was too warm. Yeah. They look better when they're cold. Okay. And I flashed her on. Okay. Yeah, no, I didn't go full nip. Yeah. It was too warm. Yeah. They look better when they're cold. Okay. And I flashed her the whole boobs, and that's when I sort of saw a second shape in the background, and I was like, please at least be Sade's father.

Yeah. He would have appreciated that. You know what I mean? Exactly. We're not that close. We don't really know each other, but that would have been fine. Yeah. But I saw her quickly turning around to make sure that it wasn't actually Indy seeing my boobies.

And it was Vaughn's oldest daughter, but who's still definitely not old enough to be seeing a grown 35-year-old woman's boobies. Too old to be seeing them, you know, when you're a little kid and occasionally people will just get changed in front of you because you're a little kid and you'll see boobies and you won't think anything of it. Too old for that, but not old enough to be just like seeing boobies. Yeah, willy-nilly. Could have been a learning. Body-changing area, time of life. Could have been a learning for her, though. Could have been.

Like, this is what will happen. This is what ageing does. Yeah, this is what ageing does. Yeah, yeah. Look, look. Further down, further down. There they are. Yeah, that's what ageing does to you, my darling.

I know, but she nearly copped a knife off her, but she had her back, further down, further down. There they are. Yeah, that's what ageing does to you, my darling. I know, but she nearly copped a knife, but she had her back to the window, thank God. But I shouldn't do that when I can't really see who's in the house. Almost the same height as Sade now. Yeah, I know. Indy, so like people like Sade's own father will be like, Sade, Sade, to Indy. And Indy's like, oh, God, he thinks I'm mum.

Oh, yeah, that's early. Like, yeah, just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just wave back. It, yeah, that's early. Like, yeah. I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wave back. It'll be fine. He'll forget about it soon. Yeah. Well, luckily, I don't think Indy saw anything. She was busy.

She was very busy. She was making candles. I had a little waft. Oh, yeah. A little sniff when I went in there. A new range of the candles? Yeah, yeah. Actually, I'm making-

What flavours have we got this season? Berry and raspberry and vanilla. Oh, that's nice. That smells like- That smells real yum. Like ice cream. That smells like That smells like That smells real yum Like ice cream That smells like an ice cream Yeah

I was huffing it We can get a free one hey Jesus who are you My father-in-law I got free eggs I'm not paying for Candles Yeah

Give me a candle for free You're not coming around To my house Taking on free shit At least a wholesale No one of the mortgages Are only getting bigger I want at least a wholesale price

Oh yeah We'll call her We'll give you a little coin We'll give you friend and Friend and family discount No wonder the mortgage is only getting bigger. I want at least a wholesale price. Oh, yeah. We'll give you a little coin. We'll give you friend and family discount. Yeah, great. Okay. Well, they did smell good. I'm going to buy all of them at friends and family discount.

And in retail, we'll sell them at a store. And then Aaron was running all the wax because the wax, when you make a candle, comes in. Oh, my God. Aaron just gets in there. He's like, what's this? And it does feel nice because it feels, it's wax, but it's flakes. They put his fingers all through the things.

And I was like, Aaron, you can't just go putting your fucking man pube arm pubes in there. They said now the girls are going to sell candles full of man arm here. And they're going to think that there's pubes in the candles. The good news is if a pube falls into the wax it flights to the top

and you can pick it out before it sets. Oh for God's sake. How does he know that? Well we do. We came over and we caused a fucking ruckus

at the Smith house and I do apologise. Tits and wax. Tits and wax. I'm soilish.