ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -18th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Temu ads are plaguing the team...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and I am under heavy attack from Timo advertising on Instagram. Oh, me too, but because I shop there. Heavy attack. And I'm swiping away these ads left, right and centre. What are you being at targeted? Well, okay, there's one thing that keeps coming up, and I don't really eat these particular things, but it is quite cool.

It's a meatball thing. Are you getting the meatball thing? say, yeah. No. The meatball thing? No. So it's like a tool and it's got four, so it's stainless steel, and it's got four channels in it, like half circles. Yeah.

And you put your mints in there and all the meat, you pat it down. Oh, and then you're boring. And then what you do is you slice them off into the oil. I mean, fuck off. Put it behind, put it between your hand and drop it up. But it's hardly arduous. What do you mean? Where are you keeping that?

In the drawer with all the crap. In your drawer, your famous fucking second draw down. I have got it. Jesus Christ. Wait, so it's a meatball mold. It's a meatball mold. I'm not, nah, do it with your hands. Yeah.

Because then you get to decide the size of the meatball. No, because, you know, it gets all sticky. And then you end up with a whole meatballs of meat on your hand. Yeah, but then you eat it raw from the hand. I'm trying to find it. I took a photo. Here it is. So this is it here.

Look. You see how that works? I've got no idea how that works. That's quite neat. I'll have another look. Oh, so can I... Fuck, what a waste of space and time. Well, I keep getting advertised.

They want me to buy it. No. You should be able to click Not Interested or already purchased or something in these things. They lay off. But the minute you do that, Timo's like, we've got them once. We'll get him again. Yeah, yeah. Some other bullshit he doesn't need.

Well, because I've already got the barred. No, what is it? The Tango holders. I know you made me get those and I don't use them. Yesterday on Timo I got advertised tongue guards. tongue guards. Is that to stop you eating poose? Like, yeah, I think it's a poise.

It's basically a little device. I don't know. It went over your tongue. Right. Like you're guarding it from. Like a rubber glove except for the tongue. What are you guarding it from? Like a dental dam.

Like, you've seen a dental dam. Isn't a dental dam like laying down a tablecloth? You lay it down a tablecloth. And you make a glove. And you make love to perform oral sex through the tablecloth. Is that right? I mean, I honestly couldn't tell you. Is that the only time people have seen those is that sexy?

Maybe who the fuck is using a dental dam? I don't even think we even got served them as sex yet in Morrisville. I think they were just like, if you have the opportunity to eat puss, you eat puss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking eat the opportunity. You bloody love it and you tell her how great of this. This might need some censoring. Maybe we just need to be it a couple of things. No, you're right.

I've never seen a dental dam in real life. No, neither. I thought they were a joke when someone first, but this is a tongue guard. See if I can find it. I know sex workers use them. condom of sorts. But what are you protecting the tongue from? What are you eating that your tongue needs to be guarded?

Maybe like hot food when you can't, you can't wait to eat food, but it's still hot. Yeah, but the roof of the mouth is the bit that gets burned. Yeah, that's not, I don't know what this, hold on, just a bloody, una memento, poor fever. Your Spanish is coming along really well. Oh my God, it's unbelievable. Gracious for that Spanish.

It's, bloody, I can't find it. Okay, well, we'll have to believe you. Yeah, you will actually. You're going to have to trust me on this one, guys. I trust you wholeheartedly. Because it was very confronting. Oh, here it is. Here it is.

Disposable plastic tongue guard. What else could that possibly be for? I think that's fun. They're like those, do you know, sometimes you go to a restaurant and you order wings, and they give you the flappy, um... Bibs? No, not bibs. The rubber gloves.

But they're not rubber, they're flappy plastic. No, they're flappy light plastic. Who, you would choke on that. Disposible plastic tongueguard. If that went, and I'll dance around this, but if that looks loose. Yeah, it is. And so you're in the tongue is, and then I might envelop it, and now I've got a problem. Do you don't know, man?

It's too loose. Also, if you are engaging in that area and perhaps scoot around the back, it's going to get rid of her house as well. I just don't see. Let's end it there. If you start getting advertised, plastic, disposable plastic tongue guards from Timu, because you listen to the podcast, let us know. Yeah, maybe just give that. that a little clack. Disposable plastic tongue guard.

I'll say it a couple more times just so it gets in everybody's algorithm. Disposable plastic tongue guard. Right. For all of your, I don't know needs. Tongue needs. Vaughn's clicking already purchased. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not interested.

Sir, please. In fact. Add mortar cart, repeat order. No, no. Subscription based order. For me and my guild, this is an insult. Yeah, it is actually. And by guild, you mean, um, the lollipop.

There you go. There you go. Yeah, yeah, we like tongue-on-loy. The Chupp-A-Chup, New Zealand Chappichup Society. Yeah, we couldn't get their sponsorship, so don't give them a free tag. Okay, right. Yeah, okay, lovely. Look it up.