ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's making piles...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Before I start, I am aware that piles, as in like creating mountains, small mini mountains, is a symptom of ADHD. Is it? Piles. ADHD piles. Ria, I had no idea. Yeah.

It's when you feel, you know, I can get overwhelmed quite easily. And it's when you feel a bit overwhelmed. and so you create a pile and then you create from that pile mini piles and this is a situation I've got myself into But where are you putting all this stuff? In a pile

Is it meant to be put away or I don't understand? Okay here's the situation I've created for myself The house was a little bit of a mess I've had guests staying So it's like you know Things are somewhat dishevelled Yeah I will say this guest who stayed

Yeah Would sling his towel over my shower glass Okay yeah you've got Rails. You've got rails. They're warm as well. Tow rails, you'd call them. Almost you'd call them towel.

I'd call the heated towel. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And then didn't pick up on the fact that I would move it every time and put it on the towel row. So I had a friend who was staying with someone in L.A. And they put the guy's bath mat back wrong. And it just became this whole thing.

He hated it. And then it just caused a rift between them. Yeah, yeah. It's funny. It's like, dude, it's a fucking bath mat. Like, it doesn't matter. When I stay at yours, I'll either, in your spare room you've got kind of a ladder. Yes.

So sometimes I'll hang mine there because your towels will look the same. And I don't want you wiping your face with my towel. Yes. Because I don't want that near my jewels. And then people would say we've hooked up. Yeah, yeah. And you'd be like, no, I hooked up with her towel. By mistake.

Or you've got a hook on the back of your door. I separate our towels. But I don't sling it. I know. Anyway, sorry. I know. I imagine if I just came out and it was slinged over a chair or something. like wet on some furniture

Oh, skew you, anyway Look, we can't train these people Why am I talking about this? Oh, so I had guests staying So the house is just a bit disarray And I threw that party over the weekend And I've just been busy So I was like, I need to sort this out

And one of which was I created a mountain of clothes From my wardrobe Because I had a mini meltdown on what to wear one night And so I tore the wardrobe apart Okay And so then what I did was The wardrobe was overwhelming Because it's a small space

So I took everything out of the wardrobe that was on the floor and I dumped it in the lounge in a pile. He's an absolute tornado. While I've created this pile, what I'll do is I'll actually empty all drawers and baskets

from my wardrobe and I'll empty those onto the pile. So I've made a bigger pile. And then I was like, what I'll do is I'll go through the pile and I'll compartmentalize what, not compartmentalize, yeah,

put into smaller piles. Keep, sell, garage, off season, you know, that kind of stuff. So now I've created five piles. Right, and even more mess. More mess. The piles, because now they've got a spread to get distance between the piles. And then I was like, what I'll do is instead of making the piles and take them to the wardrobe,

I'll bring the wardrobe to the pile. So I pulled out all the drawers from my dresses and put those all along the couch. And then I brought out eight baskets that I have in my cupboards, and I brought those all out. And then last night I was like, bored now. And so your lounge is like a bomb site? A bomb site. And the wardrobe's still a bomb site. Because that looks like it's been ripped apart

and nothing else has been done. And I, tonight, I'm going away this weekend. So tonight, and I've got someone house sitting. Yeah. So tonight, I have two hours in which to fix this. And I've just lined up a date. But I think that's good because sometimes you need that time lock. Yes, the restriction.

I've only got an hour to clean. And sometimes it will take me hours to claim my apartment because I get distracted. Yeah, and then you're like, I'm bored. You let your dust something then before you know you're watching some videos online. Or do you do that thing when you're like, I'll just give the bar card a dust and you're like, okay, no, I'm actually going to dismantle the bar cart. And then you need to wipe everything down. And then you're like, I wanted to clean the house and now I just have shiny liquor bottles.

Whereas when you're like, oh my God, people are coming around in an hour, fuck. And you just go. You tidy not clean. You get it done. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my other option is to move the piles back into one big pile, thus undoing all the work I've done. yeah and and just putting that on the spare bed and shutting the door oh yeah because that does sound

like it needs to be organized yeah and if you don't have the time just do that today or just donate it all and now there's designer clothing in there that I love yeah it sounds like um you're not wearing a lot of the clothes that you buy I'll just say yeah it does doesn't it just the piles man I've got piles I've got piles bad