ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th September 2026

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Producer Shannon is a WHAT?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pond. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. Guys, Shannon has been called a bitch. Oh, about time. Really? Honestly. Who by? Look at her, she smiles.

Nises Pye. As if she's a real bitch to the core. Nice as pie. Mints and cheese, I hope. Yeah, it is mince and cheese. Now it's butter chicken. Out of anyone, anyone in this room and your room, you are the least of a bitch. Oh, yeah.

Carwin's a bitch. Thank you. I'm a bitch. Fletch is king bitch in here. I'm a king bitch. Carwin's queen bitch is there. Fletch is a super bitch. I can be sassy bitch. I'm getting bitchier. Yeah, I would say you are so far away from bitch. It's ridiculous. Out of the five of us bottom bitch. Yeah, I mean, I'm so unconfrontational. When things get tough, I just look at the ground and hope someone defends me.

Or say things like, tee-me. Me, I will because I'm a sassy bitch. You do a bitch. Which will go rides till dawn for us. But no, I was called a bitch. So I went to a dementia unit to say bye to someone. We won't dwell, we'll move on. But I was in a dementia, it's all good. And go in, and this is one of the full lockdown hospital ones where they make it look like a home, but it's a hospital. It's really lovely.

They've got front doors on their bedrooms, so they think they live in a house. But, you know, I had to wear a mask and stuff. Oh, that's real cute. It's really sweet. And there was all these sensory toys, and I was playing with it. My mum's like, not for you. Not for you. Sometimes it's nice, though.

Yeah, there was a fake cat. and it like pretended to breathe and I was playing with it and she's like stop it. Get out of here. Oh, I've seen those awards because they find it calming and stuff. That's okay. I see what you mean by sensory. Yeah, yeah, and there was like a slimy thing and you guys, I've got slime next to me right now. I love slime.

Anyway, so I was wearing a mask. I was in full lockdown and we go into this room. They were playing Young Sheldon. That was the entertainment for the old vote. Oh, great TV show. And. Christ, if I was in that water, I'd just end it. Well, yeah, and it was real loud as well.

That in Big Bang. The old thing. Oh, big bag. The old thing. Bing Bang. Bing Bang theory was such a Bing Bang. The Chinese version.

Bing Bang Theory. It was the T-Me version. Yeah, it was the T-Me. Well, so I walk in to watch a bit of young Sheldon. I come in the room and I just hear this old bird go, you bitch! Staring at me.

Oh, my God. I just laughed. Like, immediately, like, it tickled me. And one of the workers came in and kind of ushered me to the side. And she's like, she doesn't mean it. She just will think. that you're someone from her life. And she goes, it happens all the time.

If they've ever met someone who looks mildly like you, they'll just have it out. And I said, well, this isn't, like, shall we sit down? Like, does she want to work through this? Like, I'm happy to do some character work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm happy to yes and this. Like, let's, what happened?

And, like, is there tea? Like, who is this bitch? Wow. But yeah, they just told me to move along. Yeah, bitch, what? Well, I was going to say something. And I was like, she won't remember. So it's all good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know. I got ushered out pretty quick. They were like, let's not. They were like, just don't engage on you. But the last time I was called a bitch, like in a way that's not a friendly

from a friend or something. Cat callers often say bitch for some reason. Oh yes, when you say it, when you're like, fuck off. And then they're like, you wish bitch. And you're like, you wish bitch. Hang on, but you did it to me. Yeah. You told me to smile more love.

Yeah. I got called a feral fat dike the other day, but that's sort of a different. You know, I actually said to your mom, that's no way to encourage her. She's on a slow weight loss journey. She's doing her piece. My mum calling me a feral fat digger so funny.