ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We're currently on holiday, so the Big Pod will be back on Monday the 28th of April. I will like to, this is a PSA of sorts. Okay.

A pisser. A pisser. If you've got your phone plugged in, if you're driving and you've elected to use your phone to plug into the Apple Airplay. Oh God, this is a nightmare. Yep. It happens to me all the time. People get in and bloody porn's blasting.

Not porn, but like audio porn. Audio porn. Which is porn. Yeah, once where, because you know how you name your contacts? Different things. Oh, no! Descriptive things sometimes. Descriptive things, like maybe you don't even know their name.

You don't even catch their last name. Maybe you don't even know their name and you just give them a nickname. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Bing, ding, bang. Yeah, Bobby Fatcock. Yeah! Old tartan fat cock.

And we're like, ah, that was that Scottish guy. Or one hand longer than the other. I don't know. Something about their body. And it pops up on the airplane. You're like. African saggy balls. I don't know.

I was in a vehicle recently with somebody. And their WhatsApp groups were popping off. Now, they were driving. First time. Ding. I, like, subtly look and then look away because it says- Are you in the back seat or the passenger? I'm in the front seat.

Okay, yeah, right. I'm in the front seat. Okay. Because I did that thing where I'm like, can I sit up front and get a little car sick in the back? Oh, my God, you always do that. No, you don't. And you don't.

Oh, do you? I've never seen him get sick. No, I've never seen him get sick. Because I'm always at the front. It's a lie to get the best seat. We've got a friend that does this. He even overrules shotgun. What if there's really tall people in the back?

I'm tall enough to warrant a front seat. I am. I'm tall enough to warrant a front seat. You didn't spew when I was driving up Kadrona. Was I in the back? Fuck you. We were saying we were feeling a bit queasy on that drive. Yeah, but you didn't vomit. We didn't feel great. You didn't vomit. We were saying we were feeling a bit queasy on that drive. Yeah, but you didn't vomit.

We didn't feel great. You didn't vomit. We were close. Also, we couldn't be in the front because there was a fucking passenger princess in there. Yeah. Who needed the best spot to take 8,000 photos. 8,000 photos of every different flake of snow that fell. So the first WhatsApp group that pops up, I come across three WhatsApp groups.

Okay. One is related to drugs okay straight up like the so-and-so like the areas um lines appreciation group or something and i was just like oh my god wait you don't this is a transfer service yeah effectively like it's not you're not in a van with a mate it's like no no no no i've never met this person before we're talking like we're yeah good conversation it's like we're just sitting there in silence okay and he like looks like society so there was i can't remember the the there was two drug references to drugs from two different groups because we're in the car for a long time two different drug groups and then one like Which I kind of understand

Because I've got a WhatsApp chat with mates And it's called The Slippery Little Fucks United Because someone called someone A slippery little fuck once And it was so funny And then everyone

Every time someone got away with something We'd say Oh you slippery little fuck So now we're the slippery little fuck They just grow They grow out of nowhere And our one Our one's the Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley

Heavily redacted. Non-cancellation chat. Non-cancellation chat. Yeah, which deletes after 24 hours of thank fuck. Because it's our safe space. It's our safe space. And the best part about it is you're not allowed to hark back into the archives to find something, to roast about someone because it's gone.

Exactly. It can't be thrown in your face at a later date. It's gone and thank God. So, yeah, three different groups. One, like, just with this wild name, but I could kind of understand. But the other two, yeah, direct reference. And then after a while, it was like, ding, ding, ding, ding. It was popping off.

Oh, yeah, the group chats go crazy sometimes. And one group chat was really going hard. And he's like, oh, don't worry about what that group chat's called. I got invited to that group. Oh, no, just don't draw attention to him, my dude. No, don't, yeah. Yeah, he's like, it's not my group. So the PSA, do not disturb when driving.

Exactly. Yep. Exactly. Do not disturb all notifications off. Yep. Yeah. Because, you know, if you've got the Apple CarPlay or whatever the Android equivalent is to,

if it sends you a message, so-and-so sent you a message, and if you try to swipe it, it could just start reading it out. Yeah. That could get you in trouble too. No, no, no. Yeah. So PSA, if you are plugged in and you're in charge of maps, it's onto a do not disturb for me.