ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th August 2023

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch took a lil trip to the Doctor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now yesterday I went to my... Anything please. Have mercy on me. I don't want my...

Like 20 minutes late Classic doctors I thought you were late I was like unlike you No no no I was there I was 5 minutes early So we ended up waiting

25 minutes But you know They're very busy people We've got a friend Dr. Shawnee Very busy So busy He only works 3 days a week

So Busy Very busy And so I went in there I was like He was like He was like hello And I was like Hello And then Behind the door so I went in there I was like He was like He was like hello And I was like

Hello And then Behind the door When I walked in Is another So there's There's There's two doctors

Were they asking Your symptoms doctor Why were they Were they showing A new doctor the ropes Yes And he said This is a new doctor that's joining us.

And I was like, I think my doctor might be retiring maybe. Oh, like mine did. I don't like when my professionals retire. Same. You can't do that on me. Helen, our accountant, she's all of our accountants. She's the best. She can't leave us.

She's the absolute best. She's not retiring, is she? No, but she's going to one day. No. I know. My finances. I knew. I knew. I knew.

And so I was like, well, maybe he's just when he goes, maybe he's going on one of those big two-month holiday articles that boomers love to go on. And I'm like, this is weird. And then I was just talking to my doctor. And did he go to the other doctor? This is the guy I was telling you about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I should see the cock on this thing. Fuck man now It's like it's been through a mincer He's like That's inappropriate I was like Talk a bit louder Did you drop your pants

To show this doctor No but that's how I was like I didn't need anything like I wasn't there for any I was just up for My regular prescription Right And so I wasn't after anything like

But what if I'd been like For like some weird Like lump or This is wild the was it august i was second born they said it was a little bit panicky the cord was around her neck it was like a c-section thing and they're wheeling in and they were like do you mind if some oh it's not a great time um baby removers i've got a name. The surgical. Yeah. Jim's baby. Removers. They watch. Oh yeah.

And we were just like, what if we say no? Is it going to delay it? Whatever. And you just, but then how do you ever say no? I don't. Cause they're always like,

Oh, we've got a couple of doctors. Is it okay if they observe? That's the word they use. Observe. Fuck off. No. Like it's hard enough to tell one doctor.

Yeah. You know, I think I've got an internal hemorrhoid. doctor to do it to, you know, that you need. I think I've got an internal hemorrhoid. Yeah. As well, right, if the other doctors observe, wow, why don't they get a fucking finger up there too? They can give a live three opinions for the price of one. Imagine if my anus was prolapsed.

I'm not going to get my anus out in front of two doctors. You've got a torn labia or something. I need both of them to pile it back in. Wait, how did you tear your labia? All I don't want to say in front of a doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, I just want to tell them my coffer holes. Yeah. It is weird when you get observers.

I've got a busted uterus. Tell you what, absolute tat is the thing of it. Okay. Yeah, and it's so bizarrely shaped that any time I go and see it, they're like, can I go and show other people? This is really wacky. We were talking to our friend Dr. Shawnee about this.

Yes. And quite often if they see something that's rare, they might say, do you mind? Can I share this with? Because then it's like the doctors can see it and learn from that. Yeah. Yeah. I always say yes to that. But not if I was getting a pap smear and someone was there.

I'd be like, I'd rather they were gone. Yeah. Yeah.