ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th August 2026

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... are we... shrinking?!?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well, we've both sort of noticed something recently, haven't we born? Yeah. I think I've lost a half a centimetre. I've lost a 0.5 centimetre as well. From your dick. No, no, no. Shit, he couldn't afford that.

God, no, you can't be, can't be messing with that. No, hikewise. That's an iny at that point. Yeah, it is. It's verging on that. I'm the same. Yeah. Lost like a little, I got measured and they were like, oh, you're 186.

I was like, excuse you, measure again. And they're like, oh, you know, it is a bit more. It's 186 and a half. I'm like, I've always been a 187. Yeah. Okay. I thought I was 17. Nine.

Most people, and this is bad news for you, Haley, because you're 36. Most people begin to lose height around age 40. Yes. I know we shrink, but that's why I was like, I'm still very young. So it accelerates around after the age. age of 50 or 60 over a lifetime, individuals typically lose one to two inches of height. Dude, yeah, my dad for sure is shrinking rapidly, was my mum's very tall. But dad have noticed it, but yeah, I went to the doctor, had to do a height, weight, blood pressure.

Oh, how is that? I did say, yeah, I said, look, it's a bit heavier than it has been in a new relationship, so we got that sort of like fat happy. I said, but don't know I'm working on it. It's a bit of fat happy We love a bit of fat happy But not as nice to look at In the mirror of me personally

It's skinny stress Dude How good was skinny depressed stress last year But skinny depressed stress I don't think It's manageable long term No it's not No no no no no It's not healthy

Because I'm fat and happy But yeah 178.5 centimetres As opposed to 179 Which is what I've always been Forever more Shrinking already And then I was like Is it posture?

But you know when you get measured? You do that like long neck. So it's spinal disc. It's spinal disc drying, bone weakening, muscle lost and flattened feet. Flatened feet? I'm not sore foot. My back's constantly sore, so that's drying up and flattening out and compressing. It's all down now, man. Can I get a peptide? Sounds like you've got to need to get a little bit of a peptide.

Sounds familiar. There might be a Wolverine peptide on the horizon. Dude, if we made up into peptides for a second, I went to the gym yesterday and there was one of the trainers there who was like, I can't remember why I said it Oh he said God you've been here You're back you've been here a bit recently I said yeah mate I'm just trying to combat the peptides I said I'm against him till I'm not And he goes fuck man

Everyone in there is on them He was like hell yeah And he was like as a trainer You're like no you know get the muscle Eat the food He was like but as someone who also has little niggles in their shoulder He's like give me the peptides Yeah yeah

So he was all about it I know that was me at the gym yesterday sore shoulder Yeah Soe hip Back, knee. Pussy crack. Pussy crack.

Bac sack. Everything. I'm just like, just inject me. Honestly, if there's... Windows to the walls, sweat down my balls. If there's a miracle drug, I want it now. Yeah, I'm kind of... Yeah.

But then I saw another one of those, because, you know, we talked about the Paddy Gower thing. Yeah. I think it was Four Corners Australia did like a big expose on it as well. And they did that same thing Patty Gower did where... Order some illegals. They ordered the illegal vials. They took them to a test.

sting place and it was like literally a quarter or two-thirds of what was promised in the bottles. Yeah, I know, but it's also a quarter of the bloody price. Yeah. You know what I mean? Is there a peptide for height? I want a hair peptide for my hair growth journey. I was reading about the tanning peptide this week. I know, that's wild, isn't it?

Because that's the one that they're like, it also led to growth of certain moles that react to sun and stuff as well? And also wasn't helping detect. cancer as well. So does it change the melanin in your skin? Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah. And that people are just injecting stuff like being basically the guinea pigs.

Because you want to be like hot, skinny, tanned, long hair, great skin now. Fuck the future. Yeah. Who gives a shit. I'm hot and I'm young. But it's crazy that people were like, no, no, no, I won't do anything experimental. If it's going to save lives down. No, no, no, no, I won't do it.

You can be hot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally. Totally. The government's not going to tell me what to do. Yeah. It'll make you hotter. Do you want to tan?

Yeah. Yeah. You want to be skinny quite quickly? Yeah, you want your hair to be thicker? Yeah. It's not, don't worry about it. It's not tested. There's no-s-noan.

No, I don't care. Risks unknown. Yeah. I'll take them. It's all good. It's all good, bro.