ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th December 2024

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

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rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I had an incident driving home from work the other day Did you poop your pants? Huh? Did you poop your pants? I didn't poop my pants You know when you say I've had an incident

Yeah An incident Usually I've pooped my pants We do discuss often as we're leaving Do you always need a wee before I leave work? Yeah well you've got a 30-40 minute drive Yeah Yeah you live so far out of town it's like an hour

And only because I drive slow. An hour at your speed. Or maybe you even need to go number twos before you leave work. But it wasn't that. I was driving and I was kind of stuck. I pulled off, if you're familiar with West Auckland, if not, this means nothing, but Westgate to go over to Costco to get fuel. So I pulled up to there and there was a lot of traffic, as there always is,

because people love to go to this area and they've not planned the roads well enough about it. But that's a chat for another time and it's only going to join us for our urban planning podcast in 2025 yeah it's gonna be great it's gonna be so good like what's with this road yeah yeah how would i have done it better yeah so example i was sat there and i was kind of daydreaming because the thing was long and i realized that i was kind of like looking at this motorbike and then i was like oh okay of like looking at this motorbike and then I was like oh okay I am looking at this motorbike this is actually quite a cool motorbike so I was like looking at the

different parts of the motorbike because I like motorbikes would never ride one. Same same they're so hot but I would never want a boyfriend that had one. I'm not scraping your guts off the road. What about Jason Momoa? Are you going to scrape his guts off the road? I'd scrape anything off. Scrape his guts off the road? Scrape him guts off the road? I'd scrape anything off. Scrape his guts off my... Scrape him off my... Scrape him off your guts?

Yeah. He has great motorbikes, though. Yeah, they're all like vintage Harleys. He's got like Land Rovers and stuff. The dude has exquisite taste in motor vehicles. I would make an exception for him to be a motorcycle boyfriend. What if he was like, we're going to the beach, jump on the back with a helmet? Yeah, I'd get on with him.

What beach are you going out to? Not to Piha. Only so I could strap my legs around him. That road to Piha is madness. I might go Muriwai. I wouldn't go Bethel. It's too twisty. You know how when you're on the back of a motorcycle, you get to hug your arms around their waist?

I'd do it with my legs like a koala on his back. It's like, ruff! You know, I jumped on the back of a motorbike when I was a teenager, and I had to hold onto the guy in front of me, but I wrapped my arms around him, and he was like, loosenuff. You know, I jumped on the back of a motorbike when I was like a teenager. And I had to hold on to the guy in front of me. But I like wrapped my arms around him. And he was like, loosen up, but gay. Gay? Yeah.

I'm fucking terrified. How fast are we going to go? I don't like this at all. That's so funny. No homo. Loosen up, dude. No homo. Loosen up, dude, but gay.

Yeah. Take your hand off my dick, bro, but gay. Well, what am I supposed to hold on to? It's like when people go overseas to like Southeast Asia or South America and they do the motor taxi, the motorbike taxi. Yeah. No way. Nah.

No way. I'll pay a little bit more for a car. Even if I'm stuck in traffic. Yeah, no, I'm not holding on to somebody. And the worst part about being in Southeast Asia, I'm bigger than the person driving and I don't trust that situation. Yeah, the weight's all off. Yeah, the weight's all off and I've got to lean on it.

I've got to lean in. I don't want to go on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to do it. So I was looking at the motorbike. I was like, cool motorbike. And then I saw it was a Harley. I'm like, you know, cool brand.

And then I look up at the guy who's on the motorbike and he's just staring at me. He's not staring at the chimney. He's staring at me and he realizes I'm looking at his bike. But it was like a look of, how would I describe the look it wasn't like wow like i had big wide eyes i was just kind of that daydreaming look where you're kind of like just looking at the bike and i think i must have looked really unimpressed at his bike but you're a bit of a stink face because then i'm looking at him and then i look up and i look at him and i was like

oh i don't want to do that thing where i look away real quick because i don't want to look like i'm intimidated yeah um And he was a gang member. So you were staring down a gang member. I could tell. How do you tell he's a gang member? Because they've outlawed gang patches in New Zealand. He wasn't wearing a gang patch. He also wasn't wearing a shirt.

So I could see his gang patch tattoo. Oh, yeah. Is that like, do you think that's a bit of a... It's a loophole. A loophole. Is it? Totally a loophole. You're allowed to display any tattoos in public.

Well, because you can't take them off. Yeah. But then also, you fall off your motorbike. Dude. Like, you wear a leather jacket. You're a shredded chicken. Yeah, you're a bachelor's handbag smeared on the road. Yeah.

Can I have that other slice of apple just to digress? I just sort of feel like I could have two today. That's kind of encouraging. Like, this is my... Vaughn, do you want half? No, I'm fine, thanks. Are you kind of encouraging. Like, this is my, like, I bring my- Vaughn, do you want half? No, I'm fine, thanks. Are you sure?

Yeah. Yeah, I saw a guy, thank you. I saw a guy the other day on a motorcycle on our motorway, and he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And all I think about is that my cousin motorcycles, and he had a terrible accident, and his helmet and his leathers were torn apart. I mean, he was sore, but he came off without a scratch

and his skin was all fine. But he did that grazing thing where he slid. So that's why you wear leather, right? It stops the ground and it holds you together? Like if you fall off and it breaks, it stops you from bursting apart? Yeah, blowing apart. This is why I don't date anyone with motorcycles

or into base jumping, parachuting, paraponting, paragliding. You don't want to slop them into a coffin. I don't want to date one of those Red Bull wingsuits. No, no. It's so like a fairy. The one with that jumping, like base jumping and then they go poof and then that wingsuit. No, I don't want to be a widow. I don't want to be a widow.

You're not a bird. Fair enough. You'd have to pick up the pieces Both of you Yeah Can you identify the body It's just a bucket I think that's him What size is that red bull jumpsuit

Large Yeah that's him That's him Sorry So then I look up And he's looking at me And I don't look impressed But then I'm like

I don't want to like Look away from him Because then it looks like I'm intimidated Yeah Because you don't want to like Back down and be like I'm a little pussy yeah but you also don't want to say like fight me motherfucker so i held eye contact with a gang member for a like uncomfortable length of time

just look away it's not worth the hassle but then when i looked away i was like so imagine you're the gang member fletch and i'm looking at you we're holding this eye contact and i'm trying not to change my fashion expression when i I looked away, I went like this. Oh, wow. He did a face that was like, fuck you. You're not worth my time. And I was just like, I hate this. And then I was just waiting for,

but now then he just went and turned that way and I went straight and shit my pants. At that stage, I'd shit my pants. So at the end of it, you did shit your pants. The incident was I shit my pants, but there was a series of incidences that led to the incident.