ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th January 2024

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I don't need to tell you guys this, I'm probably the most masculine member of the show Oh it's intense Actually, do you think he is the most masculine member of the show? Well, tied with me

Yeah, testosterone levels Yeah, pretty high Masculine member of the show? Well, tied with me. Yeah, testosterone levels. Yeah, pretty high. Good from you. Good from you. Similar. I fixed, I had a problem with a quad bike on the farm. Do you know I went quad ACVing? It looked fun.

It was fucking loose because signed up to it and then get there and they're like, oh, yeah, we've got to drive there. And so I was going like 80 kilometers on an ATV on a fucking motorway. Oh, fuck. On the roads. I thought you meant drive there, get there, pan in the house, get in the van, blah, blah, blah. No. And then you have road tires on it? Because like four-wheel drive tires scream on roads.

Was it like, wah? Yeah. Wheels were like, we're not tyres scream on roads. Was it like wahhh like the wheels were like help we're not meant to be here. It was crazy. That sounds fun because Aaron did it in Bali. It was so much fun. It was so slow

they had to follow the path and they were in a line and Aaron was so bored that he kept Oh was it in the jungle? Yeah. So he kept turning around and letting them get a head start

so he could like up to them. Yeah. That's like I did an ATV once years ago in panama we're on this like little island and they had traps for rival atv tour groups and they said do not go down these paths because we've set booby traps for people that are using our land

and so that's a bit traumatic If you took the wrong path, you and your ATV would disappear down a hole. Like a hole never to be seen again. And your ATV would be stuck.

Yeah. Crazy. Nutso. Have you been snowmobiling? No. I want to do that so bad.

Now that's wild. It's like jet skiing on land. I've never been in proper snow. Oh. Like I've been up Ruapehu and all that.

Like the snow fields here. This was in like back country Canada. Yeah, no, never. I've never been in proper snow. Oh. Like I've been up Ruapehu and all that, like the snow fields here. This was in like back country Canada. Yeah, no, never. I've never been on flat snow. It was amazing. But like you'd just be fang along. You're like, man, I'm going fast. And you'd look down 110 kilometres an hour.

Jesus, through snow. Just. If you came off, it wouldn't hurt though, right? Oh, fuck it would. Oh, would it? Because it was through trees and all sorts. Yeah, but you'd land on this cute soft snow. And the guy was like. And the guy was like landing on a cloud. And we stopped because it was through trees and all sorts you land on this cute soft snow and the guy was like

and we stopped because it was like a tour and he's like and this is where they are going to do the ski jumping in the 2010 Winter Olympics

now before our next stop I will encourage you all to keep up a good speed it is grizzly bear country and I was just like ha ha ha and he's like they are hibernating

but sometimes they do get awoken and I was just like oh he's not fucking kidding snow hibernating, but sometimes they do get awoken. And I was just like, bye. He's not fucking kidding. Snowmobile? Bye, snowmobiles. Are we waking them? That was fun.

How can a snowmobile outrun a grizzly? Yeah. 110 kilometres an hour. Unless the grizzly just came sideways and just worked out its geometry. Are bears good at geometry? I think they're nice. I thought they were more of an algebra animal. That's why it's called algebra.

Hey! The perfect joke just occurred. So I fixed the quad bike at our place. It wasn't running right. It was leaking. Anyway, I did some Googling, and I fluked it, to be totally honest. I had no idea what it was. You just became a mechanic.

Yeah. Because my parents need to borrow the quad bike. Oh, my God. I know I saw this. Because of the most insane robbery. This isn't ridiculous. We're at the beach with my parents having a week's holiday with them. And it was like Friday afternoon.

Their farm worker calls. And my mom answers. And I can immediately tell you, my mom doesn't deal with people in a panic well. She's like, stop, stop, stop. What, the whole world? Oh, other people. No, like, stop, stop, stop. What, the whole world? Oh, no, no, no, stop the whole world. I can't understand a thing you're saying. Right.

Like, not being like, are you okay? Which is what most people would go, what's happened? Yeah, yeah. Stop. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you need to take five breaths. So I was like, who's she talking to? I thought maybe my nan had called, my uncle called,

nan had a fall, because she's going to be 90 in May, so every time the phone call comes you expect here it is here it is so it's not and then she deals with that and she's like look i don't even know why you called me call the police yeah call the police and then call us back blah blah hangs up and mom's like the farm bike's just been stolen from literally right in front of the worker oh my god he'd gone they'd lease a block over a bit of road he'd gone over there and was like i stolen from literally right in front of the worker. Oh, my God. He had gone. They'd leased a block over a bit of road. He'd gone over there and was like, I won't open the gate.

I'll just turn the motorbike off, leave the cannet, jump the fence, go and check the trough, check the fence. And he said he was. What is it, a two-minute jog? Tops. He's on his walking back from the trough to the motorbike. He's 30 meters away, and this ute slows down. He's like, someone's going to ask me for directions. Because because quite often out there people will be like what about this bloody sansa

yeah like yeah he lives down there turn left or whatever this ute slows down one there's two guys in it one guy jumps out jumps straight on the motorboat turns the key on starts and just fangs it off down the road oh my god is he on an atv tour as well he is well he's doing over 80k because it was a big motorbike And it Fucking flew It's so quick That's so opportunistic Like they wouldn't Have planned that

Because there's no way They would have known That he was going to You couldn't have planned it It wasn't like It was parked Then they're going We'll go back

And get that Yeah What time? They're just going Holy shit that's there Just jump on Six o'clock in the evening In the middle of summer

Here in New Zealand What? So like people around Daylight Yeah the neighbour There was A neighbour each side Of the lease block

Saw it One of them was like What's happening? Did they just take chase? They saw a daylight, yet a neighbour each side of the lease block saw it. One of them was like, what's happening? Did they just take chase? So they took chase. But they were just gone. Because it gets to a point where you can literally take one, two, three, four roads within like 50 metres. Oh, okay.

And so they're like, well, we can try our best, but we've got a 25% chance. So it's just gone. Oh, my God. How about ballsy, eh? I put it on Instagram just thinking there might be a chance We can try our best, but we've got a 25% chance. So he's just gone. Oh, my God. And not to be seen. How about ballsy, eh? I put it on Instagram just thinking there might be a chance that someone would have seen something. Yeah, because it's quite a small community.

Yeah, yeah. And that's the thing. Heaps of people said, oh, there's been utes stolen and all that sort of stuff. But people from around the country were messaging back about, like, how insanely brazen some thefts have been this summer. Yeah. Somebody just said. People are desperate. They watched their tractor drive down the driveway and they're like oh i'll be the farm worker

oh yeah wasn't what someone had literally walked around they're not daytime also don't you're going on a farmer's property they all have guns they love their guns so what's it so that's with the police it's on the community pages, and that's it. And insurance? Insurance is underway. No word on it yet. Because you have to go through the police first, right? To get insurance. And that's why when Dad was on the phone with the police, because the worker called the police and he gave them a statement,

but because he wasn't the owner of the property, then Dad had to call and just basically reiterate what was said. But again, it was more for insurance. That's so crazy. The number of the bike, all the parts of the bike are numbered so that's all with all of the suzuki dealerships around new zealand so if anybody comes in trying to like hawk it off or comes in for repairs that's what i mean why steal something so obvious like that yeah but you can't even use it because people will be like that's it there yeah you have to paint it or something well i said to mom and dad afterwards and this because it was just kind of this awkward end of the holiday i was

like you know it'd be really good you should get some of those little tile like a tile and put a tile yeah and my mother did i mean said well it's too late for that funny funny from her actually where was this advice a little while if i'd said it to them last year they would have been like oh don't be so stupid what do I need extra technology around here for? Yeah. So yeah, it's gone. So they're coming to borrow that motorbike. So you've fixed it all up.

I fixed it up. What a handyman. I've got a brazen theft that's even, this is a bit of a whodunit. So I get home and the mirror, each level of my apartment has a lovely big round mirror. Yeah, it does. And it's got a small console with some fake orchids on it. Yeah.

It's quite nice. And the stairwell. In every stairwell. Yes, I'm familiar with it. You've been, you know. Well, apparently somebody took the mirror from level four, my level, and it has not been seen on either of the doors leaving the apartment building. So somebody has it in their apartment.

And so now there's just two screws on the wall on my level. I'm like, aw. Are they not cameras on the lifts? No, no. There's cameras on the entrance and exits and the lobby. But not the wall. And it hasn't been seen leaving the building. The audacity.

I know. That's your building. Now it looks like shit. Yeah. Not for them. They've got a cool new mirror in there. They've got a lovely mirror. They've got a lovely mirror.

But I said they should do like, they should say they're doing a fire alarm audit and then do the inspections. But they're not allowed to go through your shit. So you'd just put it under the bed, wouldn't you? Yeah, this is the thing. People are going to. No, she's got the mirror.

Do you have the mirror? She's got the mirror. Do you have the mirror? She's got the mirror. How'd you get it out? How'd you get it out of the building? The roof. Up my skirt. I wore a big flared skirt. That's the thing. What if they just smuggled it out inside something else? Yeah. Or they weighed it and... Yeah. God, that sucks. People just stop fucking stealing

shit. Stop stealing! Oh my god, I've got... You know, I thought my bag had been stolen. Three rings have been missing from my house. And I think they've been stolen too. So we've all been robbed. This is ridiculous. Well, you thought your bag had been stolen, but you found it. Yeah, I know.

But now you think your rings have been stolen, but I don't think they have been. No. I didn't even find them. There's a common denominator here. When did you clean your car out, by the way? You finally cleaned your car? Yeah, I cleaned my car. Because I was like,

hopefully the rings are in there. I knew where they were, though. People have been coming and going. And you know, with the renovation, we just had the door open to the street. I think someone's walked in

and taken them. You've got cameras, though. No, they're off at the moment. Don't tell people that. Oh, shit. Turn them back on. I'm getting robbed.