ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -19th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Little Bitterpod. Naughty little poll, naughty little poll, naughty little poll. We're bringing you a naughty little poll. It's our midwinter break. The big pod and the live show is back on the 21st of July. We are having some- Not if my negotiations keep going this terribly. Oh my God, no. We are having some cloud issue with Microsoft.

What do you call it now? 365 Office. Cloudy. Max. Office Max, or whatever it's called. Max Pro Office. Okay, it's downloaded as a zip file. I'll open that. A zip file. What is the best time of day for adult fun times?

Great question. Oh, God. Afternoon. Chemically, isn't it the morning? Oh. Isn't that the man, isn't that, when the testosterone's had a refresh? Yeah, because you've been asleep all night. You've been asleep, your testosterone. And you've got the morning stiffy. Yeah, the old? Oh. Isn't that when the testosterone's had a refresh? Yeah, cause you've been asleep all night.

You've been asleep. And you've got that morning stiffy. Yeah, the old morning stiff. Yeah. Oh, please watch it. Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm gonna say it. I'll fuck 24-7.

Yuck! Yuck! What a fucking gangster. Yuck. How good's the middle of the night? Yuck. You know what I mean? Yeah, yuck.

No, not that I don't want to be woken up. I wake in the morning and I get real hard at night. What's the best time today for adult fun times? The winner is the evening at 48%. Yeah I mean it makes sense. People are awake. You've had a shower. But then also it's getting close to bed. You just can't be bothered. You can think of a thousand excuses. Yeah. 32% said the morning and 20% are a little afternoon delight. Okay, I mean yeah if you've got the afternoons free like why not? Oh my god yeah. Enough light to see things as well you know sometimes the light's nice whereas in the pitch black it's like what's that? She's right about that. Who was that?

Some people like complete darkness. I like a little light. Oh you got it, you got it light. I was, I was, part of the, gotta see what I'm doing. Yeah. Yeah, cause otherwise you're going for a kiss and you get the air or something. Yeah. You think Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel in the dark? No.

Get a fucking grip. Get a grip. Get a fucking grip. Wow, okay. He did a line on his back. He did a line on his back. Starfish, lazy. No, he was working.

Okay. There was a line on his back. Didfish, lazy. No! He was working! Okay. Did he have scaffolding? Did they have scaffolding? Yeah. What was it made out of? Right, bamboo. Some wood. Interesting. Like, you know when you go to Thailand or some of these Latin American countries and the scaffolding's like sticks and you're like, that doesn't look safe. And he laid on his back. Inches away. But yet they still build skyscrapers with bamboo isn't that amazing I know it's phenomenal well we asked our what was

the best time of the day to do it and here are some of the responses you'll remember um we've got a regular show listener who is a teacher and I tell you what has a duty streak oh goodness just as a sexual beings too. Anytime the kids aren't home is the best time. Yeah. Hard to disagree with that. Morning swamp breath is not hot, says Lydia. I don't know, once you get over it though. And you've both got swamp breath.

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. Discount the mornings, that just means get up and give yourself a quick plaques or a list of rain. Get a rinse, don't go off full brush. We don't do mouthwash now. No, so bad for you. Oh, because it kills the bacteria. Yeah, it's bad for your gut. Well, that's where your guts start in your mouth, isn't it?

It is shitty, yeah. They do. The mouth hole is the start of the guts. Is the gut hole. And it just goes all the way down. Shut your gut hole. Shut your gut hole. Shut your bloody gut hole.

It is terrible though when your partner gets up and brushes their teeth, comes back and gives you a kiss and you're like, well now I'm the feral one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they do that. Don't start that shit. It is terrible though when your partner gets up and brushes their teeth, comes back and gives you a kiss and you're like, well now I'm the feral one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't start that shit. It is passive aggressive, it's like you've been too lazy to get up. You've gotten up for a piss, sure,

and you've brushed your teeth and now you can't act. Quick brush, quick brush. It's also presumptive too, isn't it? Yeah, very. Very presumptive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very. Laura said, honestly the morning ain't for me

and my bedtime I wanna be left the fuck alone. Ideal is the morning ain't for me and my bedtime, I wanna be left the fuck alone. Ideal is the Arvo slash maybe before all the bedtime wind down. Yeah. So once she's in bed, it's too late. Old Laura, she's locked off. Tanya says,

Afternoon because there's no rush and it feels like a real treat and nobody's too tired. Yeah, great. Good call. No rush, I like that. Kate says, Early evening around 7pm when the kids are in bed, and then you can still have my mum time on the couch afterwards.

Oh yeah, nice. Perfect balance. Yeah. Go to bed, get back out of bed. Go to bed. Get railed and then go what, back to the couch? Yeah, yeah, totally. I mean, why don't I get to the couch after a good railing?

Just get railed on the couch. GET RAILED ON THE COUCH! He's speaking like someone who doesn't have a kid that could 100% walk into the lounge and be like, I HAD A BAD DWEEMS! Also, into the lounge room and be like, I had a bad dream. Also Shannon clapping at that idea, like her couch could even. What, you're 1.5, no wonder it's broken.

Yeah, so they broke the 1.5 couch. A non-recommended two person for-rah happened there. Shut up, I can't even sit on it without it breaking. There's no way two people are getting home. They're having humps on it. No. Go on, how good's a couch hump? Bravo. Top five? Places. No. How good's a couch hump? Bravo.

Top five? Places. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I've got a lot of rough fabric on my couch. It's not a good couch. Yeah, you do. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine's linen, natural. I was just about to say, yeah, when I was banging someone on your couch, but then it's just like, there's not even a remote possibility. No, yeah, it's not. Sadly.

Evening for the fun, fast paced, exciting energy, but hands down for, but hands down, it's gotta be slow, lazy morning sex. Oh yeah. Slow, lazy morning sex. So this person, basically Tash is saying she likes to be fucked in the evening and made love to in the morning.

Oh Vaughn, please don't. Excuse me, this is naughty little poll. Tash, just want to volunteer that information. Joanne said you missed an option for every time of the day. We've got another shagger on our hands. Oh she's shagger. Joanne's a shagger. Joanne's our time Gonna grab some afternoon delight The model's always been the one that's right is right While waiting to the middle of a cold dark night Skyrockets and fights Oh my god, people are gonna be so fucked up at you

We were supposed to break into harmony We asked What's the best time of the day for adult fun times? And 48% of you voted for the evening