ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th June 2023

Episode Date: June 18, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughans parents "Skype'd" from overseas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. My parents are currently travelling in America. They're on Route 66. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, they are on a bus trip and yeah, we've talked to them a couple of times last night.

We had a good chat with them on. Mum says, can we Skype? And so I open the app on Skype and she calls me on Facebook. on a bus trip and yeah we've talked to them a couple of times last night we had a good chat with them on mum says can we Skype and so I open the app on Skype and she calls me on Facebook Skype

I always say shall we Skype and it means video call that's her glad rape slash cling film yeah yeah yeah

sellotape sellotape sticky tape yeah or bandaid when she means just a plaster right

so they're doing I'm just looking towns Towns Along Route 66. So it goes from L.A. They started at the other end. They went Chicago. Okay, so it basically goes L.A. across, up the guts, to Chicago. Is that right? I got that right.

Across and then up. Yes. Right. Amarillo is a drink, hey? Show me the way to Amarillo. So that was my mum's. Oh, Amarillo is the drink, hey Show me the way to Amarillo So that was my mum's Amarillo is the Oh, okay

Amarillo is the drink Because I said like the drink She said they've been through Amarillo It goes through the Grand Canyon Yeah, that's to come That's to come They're in Albuquerque, New Mexico at the moment

To which I said Oh, Breaking Bad was filmed there And she's like I've got no idea what you're talking about. And then just now she's told me, I know about Breaking Bad now because we went past the house on the tour bus. Oh, cool. The Walter White House. Those poor people.

I know. And I said, did you get a photo? And she said, no, we're on the wrong side of the tram. There's a tram? Are they on one of those punishing tourist trams? That's not a tram. It's got wheels. But it looks like a tram. There's a tram? Are they on one of those punishing tourist trams? That's not a tram. It's got wheels, but it looks like a tram. I think that's what they do around the city, but that's not what they're on.

Right. Town to town. They're on a big bus. So yeah, they were in Albuquerque, New Mexico. But they didn't even take a photo for you. They didn't stand up and... No, I don't know if they got off the bus. Right.

Okay. What's brought this trip on? Are they just like, let's get away? They always do a big trip in the dry When you dry the cows off When the cows aren't being milked But before they calve Right

Dairy farmers Why it's wild they have the field days in the middle of it Because if dairy farmers want to go overseas This is the time they go overseas On a holiday I'd definitely skip Stuff to do on the farm I'd definitely skip field days and go overseas

Yeah, seems like the cooler option. They went to the Cadillac Ranch, where it's got all those Cadillacs buried in the ground, with the harsh ends of them poking up. Dad spray-painted the word Kiwi on it, because apparently that's the thing you stop when you spray-paint them. Oh, okay. Which I was like, how have they not rusted?

And Dad's like, I've never seen paint so thick on cars. Oh, okay, right. So maybe that's protecting it. Yeah, right. They're loving it. But they did say that they're not surprised Americans are such big people. Oh, I know. When you first go to America and the food portions.

Yeah. The first couple of days, you just like, you eat half a meal and you're like, oh, I'm so full. And then by the end of your holiday, you're like, I need more. Yeah. I need more. Your dad wanted just a fizzy drink. And so he asked for the smallest. They asked him what size.

And he asked for the smallest one. And they gave him this, like, liter cup. And he's like, oh, no, no, the smallest one. And they're like, sir, that is the smallest one. Oh, God. And he was just like, oh. And he hates waste, too. Yeah, right.

So he just drunk it. So he just powered through it for the rest of the day. God, he's going to come back a big boy. Nah, he won't. He's skin and bone. It'll just go straight through him, unfortunately. That For the rest of the day Going to come back a big boy Nah he won't He's skin and bone It'll just go straight through him Unfortunately That's the side of the family genes

You know how like Your family's got Well my mum's side Are bigger people Right And my dad's side Were smaller people Yeah

And you're like Oh I'd like a little bit of dad's for that I got dad's family's Calf muscles But that's better Yeah you've got beautiful Skinny little Chicken legs

Skinny little legs Skinny little legs. Skinny little legs. I've always said you'd be great in drag for that reason. Yeah. Like he does. I don't know who I get my thighs from. My mum's got very slender thighs. My dad's quite skinny. Like legs and thighs, if you didn't see the upper half and if

Vaughan's legs were shaved or waxed he could model in a farmer's catalogue just as a woman. Incredibly. As a woman. No, but they kind of cut the feet off, don't they? Yeah, cut the feet off. Or do pantyhose so you'd hide them. In pantyhose, yeah. I've been saying, I've said for a long time,

you are wasted not modelling something from the waist down. For Wahine. You'd be such a great model. Waist down. Waist down, boys. Waist down. Guts up. For Wahine. I love that we just want to clarify. You'd be such a great model. Waist down. Waist down. Boys. Waist down. Guts up. Guts up.

Awful. Guts up. You'd have to pull up the guts a bit from the waist and then we'd go. Guts up. Awful. Be like, I'm a hand model, but that's it. Yeah, but that's it. You've got good hands.

Oh, thank you. Just the extremities. I don't really, I couldn't model much. Oh. Oh. Fabulous breasts. Actually, I could model bras. You could do bras, yeah.

I'll do bras. Yeah. Yeah. That's me. That's about me, really. That's you done there. That's me done. That's you, is it?

I think I've got long fingernails, like long shape, but the rest of the hand's a bit mank. So not a hand model? So not a hand. Just a fingernail and a breast, I think. So knuckles down for you for the hand Oh knuckles down Yeah knuckles up she's good Knuckles down

Pits in knuckles out