ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

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Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys. Here she is. She's excited. We've really done it again. She's jazzed. Do you know, I've booked, so I'm about to trot off to Australia. Yes. To perform my show. And I'm going to be there for a number of weeks.

And I was like, do you know what I want to do while I'm there? I want to get a couple of tattoos that I've been thinking about for a while. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. So I've been doing my research and looking into... What are you going to get? What's next? Yeah. I'm doing two. One of them is like an old kind of medieval looking...

Steam train. Yeah, because I'm a steampunk gal. And just a pair of goggles are on the train. Yeah. No, like an old medieval jester, like the clown, the court jester. And the second one is kind of like a pin-up-y style Nancy Sinatra, which I've always wanted for years and years and years. I thought you were about to say speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi.

No, I didn't. No, not that Nancy. Okay, different Nancy. I go Sinatra. Okay.

I've never seen Nancy Sinatra as a pin-up girl. Like, it's... I mean, she was like in the 60s. She was, but I've never seen are you gonna get it like a stylized kind of old american like it would go on the side of a world war ii bomber plane yeah

because you know i've seen a bit lately people saying sabrina carpenter if she was born 100 years ago we'd be going to war with her stand on the side of our plane and it would be called the sabrina roar she does look like the photo it's gonna be based on for nancy's got a little cowboy hat on. Oh, that's cool. And big eyelashes. Anyway, I love her. So anyway, I've been organizing these tattoos and talking to the two different artists and

whatnot. Yeah. Yesterday, because we're nearly at the end of summer and I'm freaking miserable about it. Yeah. So anytime, I had so much to do yesterday, anytime the sun's out, I'm like, I've got to take my clothes off. So I took my clothes off yesterday and I lay out.

Which is weird because you were in the supermarket. Yeah, I know. But I was like, I'm not going to waste a beautiful day. And everyone was like, arrest her, arrest her. I was doing this children around. And I was like, oh my God, calm down. It's the human form. We're born naked.

Yeah, we're born. I know. Anyway. No, I was outside of my backyard. I know. I've talked about this. I sunbathe nude yeah sunbathing nude messaging messaging this tattoo artist in australia and my hand because of my hands up like this because i'm lying down my thumb which i didn't realize for like a moment

video called him oh video call like this is instagram chat instagram chat yeah you know the camera's just like at the top right, and I'm holding it like this, and the sun's in my eyes, and I was like trying to say, yeah, yeah, here's the deposit, and da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. Video call. He didn't answer, though.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, well, now you have to just cancel him. I don't think he, he didn't see anything. I just went, and like got rid of the phone. I hate, my phone's getting a little bit older and sometimes it gets a little laggy on something. It was laggy, it was laggy, it was laggy. And you're like trying to get out of something and it's like, you hit dial and then you,

and then it goes dialing, but nothing comes up to the red button to be like, now Fletch, this is a problem you don't understand. You get a new iPhone every six months and a new iWatch, Apple Watch as well. Three months is the phone. Six months is the watch. Yeah, yeah. Fletch is that guy that gets a new car every year because he says you just can't sit on these things.

They depreciate too quickly. Yeah, that's right. He's got the iPhone 20. He gets them ahead. Yeah. This is not true. It is. So you know someone else.

When phones get a little bit older and they start to lag a little bit. Oh, fuck. It's happened to me so many times recently. And you start smacking it. I am like tatas out in the sunshine. Not trying to look cute or anything. I video called, while nude, a complete stranger. Well, you've got to go to a different artist now.

Oh, yeah. I'm not getting that tattoo anymore. Oh, my God. And then I was like, what a psycho. Ha ha. I wasn't. Oh, sorry. Accidental. Accidental. Sorry. Ha ha. What did he say after that? He was like, a psycho Haha I wasn't Oh sorry Accidental

Accidental Sorry haha What did he say after that He was like Oh lol all good No problem He didn't say that he'd seen anything Oh my god

Just Get it together Get it together Do you know what I mean You're 35 Pull your shit together Sprout And stop it Stop nude dialing people

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