ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th May 2023

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss personal hygiene!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Today is Friday. And if you heard on the big pod, our signature cocktail, we're about to leave and make it. Oh my gosh.

So excited about this. All the ingredients have come across the country, we shall say. For this. For this. Well, because I thought before we go, because it's quite a big group, and one of our friends, James, we tend to put that on him to make the cocktails. Because he's good at both. He's so good at it.

He's so good at it. Oh, are you okay? It's a little sneeze. It's a little sneeze. I was asking Izzy, and the sneeze came okay? What's your little sneeze? Sneeze. I was asking Izzy and the sneeze came out. It's very dirty. It sounded like I was yelling. Izzy!

I was like, wow. But he's also, guys. Yes. I don't know if it's from his flight attendant days or what it is, but he's great service and will bring them over on a tray. So good at doing big bulk cocktails. Yeah. them over on a tray so good at doing big bulk cocktails yeah now we are new to that in terms of we will do them in small batches but a bigger batch so i thought maybe i could come over to your

house yeah before we go and do a practice run and while i'm there may i please have a shower she's invited herself over for a shower again. That's fair enough. Because I just worked out. It's Friday. Tuesday. Tuesday night. You man-keep bitch. You last showered on Tuesday. How do you do it? It's not like you guys are doing nothing

either. Like Aaron's... Aaron had a shower because his gym is close to ours. Mine's not. So yesterday I was really busy. I had to get home for a drop off and once I was there then my day just kind of went. And then I couldn't come back into town. It'd almost be worth you paying $10

a week to go to that gym. This is what I'm going to do. Roll your eyes at that gym. I know. Oh we're jandals because that place will be feral. We've removed the little port-a-shower. We got it removed because once the temperature started dropping, we were like running down the driveway in the nude

for a cold, pathetic shower in a shower box. It was too miserable. We're like, ugh, I'll just shower in town. You just shower at the gym and we'll just sort it out. But it's just like my days have not aligned with a shower and it's tuesday i shower twice a day without fail same and if i have a if i go to the gym maybe three times yeah same after a swim wash the chlorine off i have a little wet wipe i have a little bit oh that's so banky little jennies and i wash my face every day i wash my hands and my

face my fanny every day Face, fanny and hands Question re The fanny Dead old wipes Is it a dead old antibacterial? No It is a gentle Baby wipe

But wouldn't you be better Just a flannel of hot water Put a bit of flannel A bit of warm water In a bucket Are you putting your pH out there love? Yeah No it's very low on the pH

Okay Well no a low ph is actually very bad oh yeah that's acidic i need a seven you need a seven seven could you use a wet wipe from kfc the acid wow have i ever told you this is i mean this is a little bit of pod okay i feel like it'd be safe space a little bit grosser than. But a friend of mine swore by the post-town pre-coitus KFC lemon wipe of the genitals. Oh, for God's sake, no. Just say his name.

No, it's not. But I love that you thought it was him. No, it's not. It's not Kellum. I probably was at where I was and him. Wow. Jared agrees, it's Kellum. It's got to be Kellum.

It's not Kellum. It's got to be Kellum. He was not Callum. It's gotta be Callum. He was there when we talked about it, but it wasn't. But I do love that that's immediately who you thought of. And he probably has, he just hasn't told me. Right. Swore by it. Well imagine getting down there for the intimate action and it

smells like lemon. Yeah, lemony. That's too much and it would, you know. It'd have a tang. It would have a tart and a tang. It wouldn't be a lemony tang. Yeah. It'd be a chemically direct tang It's crazy not having a bathroom thing Like how quickly my hygiene standards Just become less important to me We're surviving not thriving at the moment

As you know you saw Aaron just contemplating Life in the rain the other day And I said what were you doing by the gym He said I didn't go to go to the gym I went to be in the rain Dude looked like he just stumbled out of the bush Like Bushman's Standing in the rain. Yeah. Dude looked like he just stumbled out of the bush. Like Bushman's. He was standing in the rain.

His beard was just like massive. And then next time I saw him, you told him to trim up his beard. Yeah. It was huge. The shower. Look. Good showers at that gym. Because he and I belong in the same gym.

Great. Amazing pressure. I am considering joining. And I might in the same gym. Great. Amazing pressure. I am considering joining and I might pause my Les Mills. I'm on a budget and I'm not using it. Remember,

I'm doing my non-gyming routine. Yeah, I guess just pause it then. Anyway, I feel like when I go have a shower at your house at the one brown. No dumpers at his gym.

No, there's dumpers. Is there? Are there dumpers? You're right. You need a moment. A couple. There is a couple. Okay, well maybe, yeah.

Yeah. Wow. I just might check out these West dumpers, you know what I mean? And then I'll come back into town. I'll come back into town. Right, okay, yeah. Rural West dumpers. When you've got to shower again.

Yeah.