ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th May 2024

Episode Date: May 18, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley spotted a "Must-Buy"!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Hello, welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And we'll start with a trip down memory lane Because you've just had a Facebook memory 14 years ago today, we were in Greece In Mykonos

In Mykonos, yes, yes, yes I've never been to Mykonos It was gorgeous, but the water was fucking freezing Well, it was May It was, yeah, it was May freezing It was Well it was May What's that? Yeah Well it was Yeah it was May Freezing Freezing

Impossible to swim in freezing Yep That shocks me No one at the nude beach There was a couple of There was a couple of People at the nude beach And they were Vaughan Smith Thames

Yeah And I was like This is not fair Did you go wangs out? No I didn't go wangs out No no Because it still shocks me That you guys have been dear friends for 20 years

and you've never seen each other's wangs. No, we don't need to see each other's wangs. It's a secret to our success. Also, Vaughn's been hacked at, so, you know, that's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's lost half of it. I've been hacked at. You were hacked at.

Yes, well, despite my circumcision, I had compliments from homosexuals. Oh, what a beautiful job the doctor did. Zach has seen your penis and gave you many compliments. He looked. I didn't show him. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Now, speaking of things that retract into their shells.

Oh, fuck. That's disgusting. Great segue. I believe you've got something you'd like to put to the committee. Okay, I have a purchase that I would like to... Two purchases I'm considering making for the home. Now, these, I'm assuming, aren't cheap. Because I know what...

Yeah. She's got expensive taste. I've got expensive taste. Anything I like, it's expensive. It's not my fault. I'm just a woman born of class. So, next to the hotel I'm staying at in Wellington is a really famous store in New Zealand called Brown & Co.

And it's like homeware, goods, trinkets. But one of the things they're most known for is their taxidermy. And you love your taxidermy. My favorite piece of taxidermy that we own is an arctic fox. And that's just the head and neck yeah and then we've got the full fox which you guys have seen the full red fox yeah those are my faves but i you know and then we've got a myriad of birds and we've got a couple of deers and stuff yeah but i saw in the store because they sell taxidermy uh two purchases i'm thinking of making that I've put in the group chat. Now, let's discuss number one.

Okay. It's a full-sized, standing-up flamingo. Do you know the price? I do know the price, Vaughn. I've just Googled the price. Do you know it's on special? It's on sale. It's half price.

And still half price. Down from $4,000. Down from $4,000 to $2,000. $2,000. But how cool does that flamingo look? Imagine walking in to my home and that's just standing there. That's the kookiest thing I've ever seen. A fox and a ferret and a possum and all the other crap you've got. What a talking piece.

What a talk piece. I know, but you'd always be so worried about the flamingo. I know she looks snappable, don't they? The legs look very heavy based, so I'm not worried about it toppling over, but just if someone fell into it or banged into it and it broke at the leg, oh. You'd have to duct tape

your flamingo leg. Oh my god, yeah, have a bit of bloody tape around it. It's very cool. I'm not a big fan of taxidermy, but it's very cool. But it's not worth $2,000. And this cost of living Christ's sake. That's a good price. During your renovations, by the way, which, you know, are already hard enough.

I'd rather a flamingo than some boring curtains, you know? Okay. I've got to go curtains, dog. I've got to go curtains. You're like, you get to work. I'm not sleeping. I wish I had curtains. Yeah, the flamingo keeps me up at night, looking at me in the eye with its eyes.

They're like, why have you haunted me and stuck me on this thing for eternity? That is a lot of money, Hayley Jane Sproul. I know, it's a ton of money, but I'm like, could I sell my body? Only fans. Maybe you could only fans for like six months. Fuck you for thinking that I would only make $2,000 in six months. No, because you just don't post. You're like your TikTok.

You've posted one TikTok. I did two, thank you. And they both did phenomenally well. Like you'd start only fans and put one breast on and then be like, why aren't I making money? Yeah. Where's my 10 grand? Yeah. Okay.

Well, so it's a no to the flamingo. Okay. Next, next slide. It's a little, I think, would you call it a baby tortoise or a big turtle? I'm looking, I can't see. I searched both tortoise and turtle on their website. It's not online. It's not online.

I don't like this as much. It's a bit weird. Like, knowing that that, like, the flamingo is one thing. Maybe because we've been brought up with garden ornaments. Yes, and it's a bit weird like knowing that that like the flamingo is one thing maybe because we've been brought up as with garden ornaments yes and we sort of it's and we used to it but oh is that a legit is that a legit taxidermy yeah the the turtle is oh i don't like it too much the head doesn't look right for a turtle how much for a taxidermy turtle hayley there's no i couldn't see the price on it yesterday they didn't actually actually go into store. I was just looking through the windy. This is the most cooked store because just above your taxidermy turtle and a shoe mold and all these vintage medical equipments and glass bulbs. A slingshot.

The Avengers. Like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Falcon Hulk, Captain America 4. There's something for everyone. It's really a store for everyone. The turtle's for me. It's like a store for everyone. The Turtles for me. It's like the Vaughn and Hayley store. Even I'm like, I don't know how old these even are. I don't know.

But it's so weird to see that size action figure amongst taxis. There'd be something for you, Fletch. Oh, do you know what there is for you? There's these little, if you go up in the photo, there's these little sort of fake mandarins. Now, the boy loves mandarins. I love a real mandarin. I don't want a fake one on my shelf. Yeah, he...

That's... Oh, we'll get them next year's birthday. I'll be down today to talk some sense into you. Well, I was actually wanting to know if I was, hypothetically, to stumble upon some money and get this flamingo, how am I getting it back to Auckland?

You'd have to buy a seat. You'd have to buy a seat. Well, could you give up your seat and you could get a new flight? He's elite. You don't need to run back, do you? I'm in no rush. You're in no rush to get back.

Yeah, that's a good thing. And you could put it in the overhead because someone is... Yeah, no, you'd need to put that in the back of a car and drive it up. Again, while we could always do a fun radio promo next week. Oh, we could. Flamingo migrates north.

Done. Now I'm writing it off as a business expense.