ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th May 2026

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... the saga of Fletch and his massive boxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, guys, I've been doing my kitchen renovation. Yes, you have. And as part of it, I've decided I'm going to get a cutlery set. I've got a cutlery set. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Mine are Camarte. Well, I don't know what that means. I just got standard silver cup ary. Came up. She's saying, Camar. Camarte, Camarthe, cold, yeah. Because I thought you were meaning it was some. Japanese flashed Japanese knives or something

I was like, oh, that's how I wanted it to sound. Haley, Camarte. Yeah, I got comatase. Yeah. Now I've had long, long serving just plain silver came out, Anko's. Because I don't like, the coloured cutlery and some cultory gets a bit funky with handles and, yeah, the black ones chip. Yeah. I just want some plain stainless steel.

Nice. I got some Jamie Oliver's. Oh. I saw those because I went to briskos or having a sale. Yeah. I waited until they had a cutlery sale. and I pounced. This guy doesn't buy anything full price.

Why would you? Why would you buy full price? So I waited for the Briscoe sale. I was like, fantastic. I'm going to buy this cutlery set, a little box, you know, and it's got all the spoons, all the night.

It's got everything I need. I didn't go for those cutlery sets with the littler forks and the little, you know how you have the big fork. I don't need the cake forks in home. I don't need the pre... If you need a set of cake forks,

go buy some cake. No, you know the forks that... Damn it, I just realized we didn't eat that cake yesterday. Yeah, there was cake. We literally have discussed nothing, about how full we were at the end of our meal and you're like, I was cake. I know, but there was cake.

Sorry, yes. Anyway, so, no, not cake forks. The forks that you eat for starters. No, just one fork. Yeah, just one fork. You're not a restaurant. Multiple forks. Yeah, I know.

I'm not a restaurant. So anyway, my surprise yesterday when I arrived home and there was a box, the size of. Oh no. Oh, no. A giant fucking box. A giant box. We're sitting in the foyer.

Like that. Like a metre tall I made a tall by a metre box Wow And I'm like Oh briskos Why do you see in a giant This is a bit silly

Like you know Think about the environment briskos So what have you got like 4 4 4 and 4 You know that's what you think you're getting A fork a knife a spoon and teaspoons How much 24 piece Cutteries set I'm like that's what I need

It's perfect And I'm like 24 piece What's this giant fucking box Like calm down briscoe So like pick it up Fuck, it's really heavy. Didn't think too much about it. I just put it in the apartment and then

grab the knife, open the box. And inside is a fucking air friar. What? And my cutlery. And I'm like... Did you get a free air friar? No, I'm like, I've already bought this air friar. Wait, hang on, hang on.

The cutleries there? The cutleries there. Are we happy with the cutler in? Also, you know you've got a bonus air friar. Now I've got... And I'm just like, oh, the silly goose is just accidentally given me someone's air friar. Yeah.

I'm like, goodness me. My air friar is quite old, also from Camarte. And I open up the packing slope and it says, cutlery set, air friar. And what I'd done is before I'd purchased my air friar a few weeks ago, I'd contemplated buying it online and added it to my cart. Oh my God, so you've paid for an air fry. You've got two air friars.

And so now, and so when I got the cutlery online, I went, cutlery, click, pay, whatever. Yeah. Didn't think about it. Didn't think about it. But it was still in the cart from two weeks ago. It didn't clear the cart. Oh, brisk goes, doesn't have a car cache. Yeah, some of them don't.

I've had that before when you go on. Like, Uber Eats does it sometimes. I know. And you go on and you're like, the fuck is this kebab? I'm here for a bagel. And I don't know how I didn't see it. Or if I, because I bought a couple of extra teaspoons, so I've got lots of teaspoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Always good down to those teaspoons. Because you just lose them. The list was big. And I didn't look at the price. I just went, yes. Yeah, you've got your card details already there. Yeah, yeah. And it's all stored.

And then I just lost. And then I'm just like, oh my God, like, what am I going to do with two air friars? We can return it, right? Well, I did return it yesterday. Oh, boo, I was going to say we could do a giveaway, a podcast on a giveaway for an air friar. And someone wins that. Absolutely not. They live in England.

They live in England. We're going to send them a fucking air friar all the way to England as well as an adapter, so it fits out of the wall. It would literally cost more. But then, so I get to briskos, and the lady was so lovely. And she's like, well, I can see on your account you've got two air friars. Shall I refund you the one that cost you more to buy? And I said, I love you. You tart.

You tar. You're sassy tart. Were they the same air fry? But one was on special when you purchased? Because I was going to buy it online, but I was going in store anyway. So I was like, I'll just buy it then. Brilliant. Isn't that brilliant?

I don't think it was much. But I think one was slightly more on sale than the one that I got on sale. Is this your first foray into airfriar? Yes. Oh, how are I? I'm going to need some like tips. Oh, they're wonderful. They're so cumbersy.

Mine lives up in a high up place. That's where mine's going to have to live because I've finally got room. By the way, I've got the show Slushy Maker when anybody else wants to go. You do have that. I do have that. I'm happy to take a lot of real estate. I got a ninja. A ninja air friar.

Same as mine? Do you draw? Yeah. We might have the same air friar. Oh, this is good. You can tell me all about it. Well, you should have kept it because now I've got the, I've just got a basic single drawer, Camarte.

I want a ninja double draw. No. You just suit that. I think you're super. I don't give. Sorry. We've just started a new club. It's double draw air fry.

And you're not a part of it. You're not a part of it. Get it. Yeah. Sorry. Do you know what? Actually, use a fucking oven like a grown-up. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I can't hear anything. I can't hear everything over the fan that powers the hot air to circulate around my double drawer. You can't even cook a real meal. Double drawer. You can't even cook a real meal. She can't put two different things. Yeah, I know.

And start them. By the way, you can start the different draws at the different times. So they're both ready. You guys are so amazing. are so literally so embarrassing. Not like old chips now and chicken nuggets later. Literally so embarrassed. She can't do chips and chicken nuts.

You say can't in the oven like a human adult? No. You're telling me she has to put the chips and just leave them on a plate while she cooks their nuggets. Or put some tinfoil over them like she's her nana and it's just the World War II's just a good. My name is dead. Both of them. So just don't even go there. Probably because of the tinfoil poisoning.