ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th November 2024

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a discovery was made on a braided river bed...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and we do, we'll start the podcast with... From the top. Yeah. Okay. No, I'm saying from the top of the podcast.

We're going to send this warning out because often we'll do these warnings, Carl Peter Fletcher. Oh yeah, I'm going to do it again. No, no, no. This is very unprofessional. It's scrappy. Scrappy. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and we do start the podcast today with a warning.

Yeah, not one of those warnings where we record the podcast and then come back and put one on the front because it got a little out of control. We know that this is not going to be appropriate for little ears. How did this even come up? We were having breakfast the other day. Oh, that's right. And somebody said, how about this story about the couple on the golf course?

Yeah, so for those that are overseas that missed the story, someone was jogging or walking by a golf course and saw a couple in the throes of Passion on the eighth hole. She's on her back. She's getting her ninth ninth hole. Absolutely filled. It's a hole in one. By a three wood. Chipping from the rough. She's

lying down on her back and he's pants down on top. I know. And the golf bag is just kind of standing there. And then did I see I didn't read the article but I saw the headline was then the person that took the video having to defend themselves as in why you were because it's illegal illegal, right, to take a video. Oh, I know, but you would.

You would. I would just send to YouTube and be like, oh my gosh. But that's illegal if you make that video public, right, because you have then taken an intimate recording of someone. But they don't know who they are. Against their. But then it's in public. But then they were also breaking the law by doing it.

Doing that there. And then the person said i well i just assumed they were cheating so i wanted everybody to see it oh that's not you're just not very righteous that's not good cheating no that's terrible cheating right there i mean at least find a bush you'll get a blanket yeah so thank you have some respect we were talking about that with bad news brad brad elson the show's a crime. Don't bring him into this. Now, that's why I said to him, I said, now, Brad, I'm about to say something. I don't know how it's going to sit with you. Now, I know my two colleagues here are going to be fine with it, but I just wanted to test the water.

Because he's a sweet, innocent boy. He's a wholesome boy. He's a wholesome, sweet, innocent man. I know it is. Yeah, he really is. Not a bad word comes out of his mouth. It's quite a reminder, isn't it, when you hang out with filth like you two all the time. I know.

And then we go to brunch with Bran and we're like, rein it in. And you're just like, this is what a wholesome person is like. A genuine, authentic, good man. So I say to him, I wonder if it's this couple that I've heard about. Yep. So last week- I've heard about somewhere.

I have since. The whole story shall come forth, Your Honour. But how I found this was, you know on Instagram when when you're scrolling and it'll say like happening on threads. And you're like, get the fuck out of here. I don't want to see what's happening on threads. So I accidentally clicked on it and it took me through to threads and I was like, oh, okay. And then I was like, where am I? Am I on Twitter or what?

But I was on threads. And I went wee and scrolled because I don't really follow anyone on threads. So it just chucks me all this random stuff and it was like there was a story about a couple who make pornography with each other. Oh, good Lord, no. I know. Thoughts and breath.

Thoughts and breath. Who make pornography with each other. I'll just make a note of that for church on Sunday just to bring that up. Yes, we shall pray for them. And I'll pray for them. And me? Yes, and you because you've accidentally seen it

haven't you? This was an article about somebody had just posted it saying that this couple are in New Zealand. They go around the world fucking. And film it film it and fuck it. And no faces. They're those people that do the porn and they never show their faces. Yeah They go around the world fucking. I quite like that

And they're in New Zealand. And the couple are from New Zealand or they're here No they're international guests quite like that And they're in New Zealand And the couple are from New Zealand Or they're here No They're international guests Right But while they're here They're mixing work and pleasure

And I was like How fascinating We do have a beautiful Vistas And it Okay so It had a still Of

Them Walking to where they're gonna Fornicate and film at Yes A beautiful braided river Oh gosh A braided river. Some of it was beautiful.

A lot of braided rivers. I feel like it's a South Island. Yes. So I'm saying the story and I'm like, they are fornicating on a braided river. Shannon does raise a very good question, actually, at this point of the story, Vaughn. Okay. I'll throw to you, Shannon, to ask Vaughn the question. When filling out their...

Hang on. Wrong one. Go again. Up she doodle. When filling out their visa form, what do they put as occupation? Very good question. I just said they're visiting. You're visiting film makers. I'm a tourist. But do we get a little cut of the money? Can we get some of their money?

They're working. I think it's done great things for people who like to hike and fuck. This scenery where they're on the Braided River and she's pegging them. What? They took their clothesline? Yes, and pegged up their clothes to drive. Sorry, I'm so innocent, I don't know what that means.

I talked about it, but all I saw was a still and it was a Braided River and I hadn't really seen it. And I said to you guys, I'm going to be... And then Brad's like aghast. Yeah. Hayley's like, can I look it up? I was like, I want to look it up on the work phone. Yeah.

And so I was like, I'm going to, when I... At some stage this weekend, I'm going to go and find it. And I found it. For curiosity, we want to see the vistas. I found it. So in their area, and they're definitely in New Zealand. 100%. All I typed in was New Zealand river,

and I may be the first person to ever type in New Zealand river into the search function on Pornhub. Not a common search. I don't think so. I would love to. River maybe. Do you know what would be interesting is working at a place like Pornhub and you get all the search things,

but you get the ones like that only one person has. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Because they go through every year, right? They're like most common searches and da, da, da. It's always the stuff that you imagine. Here's what one person Googled for, New Zealand river. New Zealand braided river. And he is in New Zealand.

Yes. Wow. So we found it. And they do it. It's full noise. It just looks like- So is she wearing a ph phallus yes yes sometimes known as a strap on as the french would call it this less so it looks like my best guess is

they've just parked the car on the side of the road and walked up a fucking braided river i mean there's with a dime a dozen in new zealand could you imagine being on a multi-day hike? Exactly! You hear the, you know, the lovely sounds of a braided meandering river and you're like, well, this would be a great place for a rest, a drink, fill up the drink bottle. Oh my God, yes. Just enjoy it. You walk around the corner and she's begging him!

She's begging him! Does our country look beautiful? The country looks lovely. Oh, that's nice. It's like when you see Lord of the Rings. That's us. Just finished watching that trilogy at the weekend too, and that's beautiful.

Quite a few braided rivers. Many a braided river. Yeah. And now my thought of braided river is no longer with Lord of the Rings. No. Or someone saying the Wimax up. Yeah. It's her bloody third legalist.

Giving him the gimli. Oh, my God. And I reckon, I just feel like someone will see it and be like, I know exactly where that was filmed. If that's your local farm or rural area, you would 100% know the river. Oh, yeah. It just blows my mind that they were like, pull over, they set up cameras, and they filmed themselves doing it in public.

And that's why I was like, maybe this golf course thing's one of them. This isn't even like as bad as it gets. I've seen videos of people just getting their bits and baps out in hardware stores in America. Oh, I know. Like down the aisle and they just put their camera in something and they start loving it. And you're like, oh. And you're just like, what are you, like your face is in this. That's Walmart, bro.

Yeah. Employees. Have you seen the ones where it's like people working at Walmart? It's wild. And they're wearing their like Walmart shirt. You've got to make a full face. Walmart doesn't pay enough. Oh, of course not.

Yeah. But your boss is going to see that. You can't be like, that's not me. Yeah. Yeah. That's not me in our store In my uniform With my name badge on

With my name on Sarah Well I mean Maybe Tourism New Zealand Should kind of collab With some of these They bring a lot of Influencers

To New Zealand Like what is Literally different than Well 100% If someone comes here On the New Zealand Tourism ticket And they get

Like a few hundred thousand Views on YouTube This video had so many views but imagine like going was landing in the auckland airport and being like excuse me do you know that i find this river that's like a picture of them i'm trying to find the river it'll be a porn map and i'll have a little oh new zealand's great you know you can google like lord of the rings film with filming locations and it'll be like here here, here, here, here's where they did this, here's where they did that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could you imagine the uproar, though, if taxpayer dollars was being used to bring adult influences to New Zealand? I feel like the kind of people that bitch and moan about taxes going in wrong places are the kind that are going to love this sort of content. Yeah. And they'll be like, well, I have to watch it, Cheryl. My bloody tax dollars have been spent on us.

Oh, I've got to pay for it Yeah Gotta get something Like that from our tax You know what The government's fucking us Like she's fucking him Up the arse

On a braided river