ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th October 2023

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon bought out the store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and some expenditure this week for producer Shannon. Days away from payday. Yeah, desperate. Did you spend next week's rent on this? I spent my flatmate's rent, yeah.

Not my own money, don't worry. A classic. I just love how she does this. I mean, your rent's always getting paid, isn't it? Yeah, always. Yeah. Just not always by me. What is this purchase?

Tell the people what you've done. I went down to Hamilton last weekend, and now I'm a big V drinker every morning. Wait, did you go to the Hamilton Gardens? I did. It was my first time going. What did you think? It was incredible. It's so good, eh?

I've seen photos, of course, before, but when you actually go, it's so, like, next level. I know, because the idea of it is lame, right? It's something a nana would do, but it's very cool. Oh, it's so good. Instagram bait everywhere.

Oh, absolutely. Yep, straight on the gram. Do you have to pay now? No. Did they make you pay? So I saw online people saying you have to pay, but we got there and there was nowhere to pay. There was a donations bin.

I think it's might be kicking in next year. I think it's because you look like you're from Hamilton. Yes. Got both of Hamilton energy. No offence, Han. Or you take that however you want. Okay. Yeah, I felt at home.

You are from East Auckland. Yeah. Which is easily the worst compass direction of Auckland. That's just basically North Hamilton. You know what? You're kind of right. It would be so lucky. But yeah, so I went down to Hamilton and I drink a V every morning during the show.

And we've spoken about your dad who had a birthday party. 40th. Big party. So every day I have one and the recipe changed a few weeks ago, maybe a month or two ago. And initially I was excited.

I didn't feel like there was a change. But now I do. And I don't know if I've psyched myself out, but I don't like it. Really? And so it's kind of good.

It's cut me down. So I was having two a day sometimes and across the weekend. Now I'll probably say I have like three or four a week. So it's really cut me down. I thought people couldn't notice a difference. Well, I didn't think so, but now I think I can.

I don't know if they did a secondary change without telling me. She's overthinking it. Yeah, I'm overthinking it. Oh, you're thinking a gradual change. They kind of mixed it. Yeah. Like when you're changing dog food or whatever, you're supposed to slowly change, aren't you?

Or cat food, you're supposed to mix it and't you or cat food you're supposed to mix mix slowly change the mix that's what it feels like so then I was in Hamilton and I found the old recipe V how did you know the difference the logo's different

you can tell us hardcore drinkers I remember you saying at the time they changed it yeah so the V logo has little circles on the old one

and the new one it has little V but you know do you know there's plenty of water in the tap eh yeah but it's not fizzy it doesn't make me go fast yeah so i saw the old recipe v and i said this is coming back to auckland and i bought them out of their whole stock jeepers and this is just like it was a tiny dairy we were in tofadi we weren't in hamilton we were like just out of Hamilton.

And so we- That's very, where am I? Is there a dairy out there? It was like a four-square-y kind of vibe. That's you. You're talking my hood again. Very close to my hood. Why did you deviate off the state highway? That's my question.

We stayed in a little cottage. We like found a cottage on a farm. So we were off the grid kind of vibes. So this dairy had clearly not many customers and they haven't sold out their old stock until shannon came along how much did you spend how much did you spend i spent 40 but then i also bought two bottles of wine at the same time so i spent 80 in the dairy so 40 bucks on god i love a dairy that stocks wine yeah exactly 40 bucks on v yeah and then i had to like go up to the man

and I said, would you like to see my ID? And he said yes very quickly because I was a bit of a silly billy order. And then he asked me if I was mixing my V with my wine. He's like, are you having a little cocktail? He's like, some people do that. Some people do that. Like a Coke and red wine.

Coke and red wine is delish. But yeah So yeah I bought them out Of all their old V stock So if you're in Tofide Sorry Right

And I bought it All the way back to Auckland And you're going to put it Right into your body Yep Injected it by code Are you saving like The

Tofide home kills Is where I get my home kill done Right Oh right That's good to know That's so cool Get yourself a V And a

And a Dead animal I can't say the rule if you're a home killer. The rule is if you're a home killer, you can't be a butcher front, you know? Right. You're just killing for the people and processing for the people that gave you the animal. Oh. I don't know if you knew that about home killers.

Why have you taken us down this road? Well, no, I've zoomed in on Tofoddy to see where this dairy is because I didn't even know it had a dairy. Right. And I'm Google-mapsing over Tofodid right now and I cannot see a dairy. There's a four square. Well, look, it's all beside the point. Well, no, it's all beside the point. I need to know where this, I literally,

my parents' place in Hamilton, a road I've driven thousands and thousands of times. I've never seen a four square. You are being a nosy prick. It doesn't matter if there's a dairy or not. No, it doesn't. It really doesn't. How we ended up talking about home kill, I just wanted to hear Shannon's story. Oh, wait! You were in Martangi,

you dildo! Whoa. We've told Shannon a number of things. Dildo is not one of them. This Tofari road goes through Martangi. Again, it doesn't matter. So I was on the right road. It doesn't matter.

Over the road from that massive old dairy factory. Again, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They were making meat in there for a while. I'm just impressed I was in the right suburb at least. I'm directionally challenged. This bitch doesn't even know how to get home.