ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th September 2023

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Indie is off to School Camp!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hello. My oldest daughter, these two will tell you, my oldest daughter's on camp. I'm watching her every move. You are, you were like, oh my god, she's just passed Drury.

Yeah, I was watching her. You're tracking her. I was watching her go. You were like, oh, she hasn't messaged this morning yet. She's not on the fucking Ukrainian front line. Yeah, I was watching her. You're tracking her. I was watching her go. You were like, oh, she hasn't messaged this morning yet. She's not on the fucking Ukrainian front line. Yeah, exactly. She's okay. Also, very soon she's going to come of the age you cannot track her.

It becomes a problem. That's an invasion of her privacy. Yes, I'll always be able to track her. Wait. I'll always track her. No, you can't. If I'm paying for the phone bill, I'm tracking her whereabouts. Wait, she's on Fine Friends.

Yes. So what age do you come off Fine Friends? You always sound Fine Friends. 15. I would have said like when they ate it. She's on the family plan Yes. So what age do you come off Fine Friends in? You always sound Fine Friends. 15. I would have said like when they... She's on the family plan. I would have said like... Yeah, but I know what I was up to at 15.

15. No, not 15. 15. You've got to go. You can't. She's her own woman at that point. Could you imagine being tracked when like... Dude, I was.

I had an older brother and he... He was a narc. He was a narcy investigator. Yeah. He was always like trying to narc on me. so I had it, but without the technology. But she's on camp, and we got sent the timetable yesterday. It's a sports camp, isn't it? It's a sports camp.

They just play sports all day long. And then we got sent the timetable. Now, the timetable had something on it that I had questions about. I said said what is Quality living Because there's like sports, breakfast Cleaning duties, all of the stuff Which is good

Camps are always so much fun I loved camps I hated them until I got there and then I had fun reluctantly Yeah right For example they arrived yesterday Opening ceremony, 3 o'clock, athletics 4 o'clock, swimming and kayaking, 5 o'clock, dinner, 6.30, scramble in the gym. Scramble?

So they put this giant curtain up in the middle. You can't see who's on the other side and you've just got to be throwing balls nonstop. And when the whistle goes, you stop. And whoever's team has the less balls. So you've thrown more over. Oh, okay. Sounds like a fun game. I did a scramble.

And then quality living in the lecture theatre at 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock, supper and bed. I was like, what the fuck is quality living? I was in bed at the quality living. I went to bed at 7.50 last night. Messaged me last night at quarter past 10. So I agree. I've been asleep for like an hour and a half.

Cute she texts you though. Yeah, I know. Good night. I love you. Wait, quality living, is that like hygiene or? That's what I was thinking. They're of the age.

It's like intermediate. Period stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, in the brochure it says quality living. Please, acne. And you've got quality living for an hour on Monday.

Oh, quality living morning session on Tuesday, which is today. Wednesday, quality living morning session on Tuesday, which is today. Wednesday, quality living falls in the morning again for a daily vid. So we're getting quality life every day. I'm not sure on Thursday because that's the second I said, what is quality living? And Indie Replies, it's religious videos listening to people talk about God and then we get quizzed on God.

Now, you do you, But I did not sign my... I did not sign... Yeah, what? This was never mentioned. What if a kid goes who's of a non-Christian denomination of faith? It was never mentioned. But this is a school camp, right? It's a public school.

Oh, weird. So they're not bound by any religion? No. Is this a religious camp, though? It is a religion. It's a public school. Oh, weird. So they're not bound by any religion. No. It's a religious camp, though. It is a religion. It's a Christian camp. They'll be getting a discount for the camp. But this is like a big, lots of different schools are there.

It's not just their school. Yeah. It's like this meeting, and it's almost like this is what this school, this camp constantly does throughout the year. It just takes in a whole lot of different schools. Isn't it up to the parents to decide what they teach their kids about religion and then as you're older you get to make your own decisions about it imagine if you went like this is like you're going and as far as i can see compulsory imagine if they were doing the same thing with sex ed just like not letting

you know and then you get there and it's like all right kids your parents aren't here we're gonna teach you about sex yeah yeah or it's an hour of doing NOS. Yeah. Well, she learnt about Jesus. Well, I said, Jesus, that's an hour. I said, Jesus, did you not hear me say an hour of doing NOS? An hour of doing NOS. He doesn't want to think about his kids doing NOS. Doing NOS at 11 years old? You're not doing NOS at 11.

No, definitely not. Not 11. You shouldn't do it at any age. So I'm a couple of years away. No, yeah, that's right. Never. I said, Jesus, that's an hour every time. You don't have to get involved in that.

We didn't know that was part of that. And Indy said, ha, ha, ha. I said, what about the kids that aren't Christian? And she said, none of the kids that have gone from school are Christian because one of us is going to get picked out and have to represent the school in this Jesus quiz. Oh, no. And everybody's just like, not me, not me, not me.

Yeah, but I'm competitive. I'd do it. Let's practice. How many nails held Jesus on the cross, no. And everybody's just like, not me, not me, not me, because I'm not. Yeah, but I'm competitive. I'd do it. Let's practice. Okay. How many nails held Jesus on the cross? Four, two. Oh, no, four.

Two through the feet, two through the hands. I think the feet had two. What's a two? Maybe three. I don't actually know the answer. One, two, three. You're the cat flick.

Question, if it was nowadays, do you reckon they would have done, I was going to say cable ties. Cable ties with liquid nails and then with a couple of cable ties. Cheaper. with liquid nails and then they would have cut the cable ties. Cheaper. Cheaper.

Doesn't really send the message as much as driving a snail. Stay in the palm of the hand. Okay, next question. Yep. What was Jesus' natural hair colour before he got highlights? I would say given Jesus' geographical location and what I know about people from the area, it would have been a very dark color. Dark, dark brown.

Yeah, very, very, very dark brown. But you were right. The highlights pop. My God. He got highlights and low lights and just a soft billyage. And it looks so nice. Tamed up with the beard. Oh, I mean, he's kind of taking quite a few of my boxes.

The stereotypical image of Jesus. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you give us a question, Vaughan. Oh, who parted the Red Sea? Jesus. I mean, I've got a lot of problems with this. It was just a really low tide. I'm calling King's spring low tide.

Was it a tsunami? No, it was a spring low tide, I reckon. Okay, right. But it was the parting. I thought it was Jesus. No, no, it was Moses. Abraham, Moses. Moses. I don't know. I've never read the Bible. You know why? It's because we didn't go to Christian camp. I the parting. I thought it was Jesus. No, no, it was Moses. Abraham. Moses. Moses.

I don't know. I've never read the Bible. You know why? It's because we didn't go to Christian camp. I didn't. For sports. Yeah. Oh, well, interesting.

Any complaints? Vaughn at City Mall Online. Also, she says, because then I threw another kid under the bus, Chase, who's, we're friends with his parents, who's there. I said, Chase will do the Jesus quiz. His mom said he loves Jesus. And she's like, okay, put his name have to before we eat we have to hold hands and pray they're doing grace they're doing the whole grace i said what the fuck excuse me excuse my language

and then i messaged you last night saying how is it going indiana child of christ she didn't reply specifically to that, but a quarter past then she said, going to bed. And then this morning I said, good morning, Indiana. How was your sleep? Did you sleep well in the light of the Lord? Amen. Oh, my God, you sarcastic fuck.

I'm not getting anything back. You shit. She's going to come back and say, God bless, and you'll be like, well, now I've done it. God bless indeed. God bless indeed. Man, you know what? I don't give a shit what religion anyone is, to be honest.

You do whatever you want. You probably give a shit about your kids once. Exactly. Yeah. It's just weird that there was no forewarning. Interesting. God bless. And Ja bless, everyone.

Ja bless. Yes. Ja bless. Ja bless. Ja bless. God bless. Buddha bless. Allah bless.

Bless. Shinto bless. Bless you. Namaste.