ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 19th September 2024

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch found something disturbing in HIS gym locker...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, yesterday, after my cycle class, I was cleaning out my locker. You don't have a personal... Okay, hang on. Calm down. You don't have a personal locker at this gym. Well, no, they're communal lockers.

They're communal. I don't know about Vaughan's... It's a locker room. I don't know about your... We've got lockers. Any time... Do they have lockers? I never use the locker, though.. Communal lockers. The communal. I don't know about Vaughan's. It's a locker room. I don't know about your- We've got lockers. Any time. Do they have lockers? I never use the locker though.

I use the cubby. You've got a cubby. I've got a locker and a cubby. They have cubby holes. That's the kind of gym- For fuck's sake. I go there, I know that there's- When I was told I smelled,

I turned and looked at the locker to say, help me, locker. Swallow me up. Can I fit inside this locker? They pay like $4 a week. They get cubby holes. They get cubby holes. Anyway, so we get lockers at my gym.

Open. So you take your own padlock. I've got one of those little travel padlocks. So do I. I've got a little expensive travel one. But so there's two levels. Question. I'm so sorry to interrupt you.

Please. Go. I'm so sorry to interrupt a man. No, interrupt. And I really apologize. Interrupt away. When you go, I thought about this the other day, when you go to the gym and you choose a locker,

do you always choose the same one? Yeah. I'm always the same area. Same. Oh no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, the exact same locker. Um, no, roughly.

Cause there's, there's in my area, there's some of them will be taken, but it's always the same area. I always use the same one. And if I get there and someone's used mine,'m so pissed off really i'm like that's my personal locker people are um creatures of habit like you always run into the same people by your lockers like they always choose the same areas yeah it's quite funny yeah yeah so i was like cleaning

there's like two levels so my bag was on the bottom i grabbed that in my headphone case and keys on the top and then so I was packing my bag. And then I was like, oh, someone's left like a label on their T-shirt in the locker. So I was like, oh, we'll just chuck that in the bin. Because, you know, I'm a nice guy. He's an eco-warrior. I'm an eco-warrior. And I picked it up.

And it was a fucking used condom wrapper. Oh, fuck off! And I was like, oh! I thought you were going to say. So just the wrapper that the condom came in The condom wasn't pushed back in there No it wasn't in there I thought you were going to say it was someone's phone number

I thought you were going to say you opened it up And so I was like Well I'm holding it now I'll put it in the bin and then wash my hands It could be slightly worse It could have been worse Did it fall out of someone's locker Or is someone at the gym using that?

At your gym? I mean, probably. Who knows? Well, at least they're practicing. You know what? At least it's safe sex. There are some rumors about said gym. Yeah.

And the activities that happen at said gym. I'd like to think it just fell out of someone's bag or wallet. But when you are, I'm so sorry, as someone who's been in a long-term relationship for years when you're using a condom and you open it you don't like keep the wrapper from where you are right i reckon that they i reckon it somehow ended up in the gym bag and then somehow yeah when they're pulling stuff out right how though but then how is it rip the thing, chuck it off. Get that gym bag beside the bed wide open. Could be. And you're there ripping open a

Connie and then your wrapper falls into the... Chuck it. Oh, I don't know. Why would you chuck it on at the gym and not just put it in the bin? Yeah, and then where's the other bit of it? Because, you know, the end was missing. Oh. It wasn't, like, attached to it.

It was like when you get a new bag of cheese, but it's grated cheese and it's ziplocked, and you tear the top off and you're like, what do I do with this now? Yeah. Little string. I don't know. Anyway, yuck.

Except you just found the empty bag of cheese. But that's the last time I do a nice thing and clean up after people. Yeah, yuck. Disgusting. Though at least it wasn't the thing. Yeah, I know. The thing on itself.

I know. Yeah. I mean, good on them for safe sex, though. We encourage that as a show. Good for you. Are we anti-raw dog, are we? Well, no, not us. Not outwardly are we saying anti-raw dog collectively as a collective.

Just sitting on the fence. No, case by case basis. Case by case basis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Casual, out there fun with someone you don't know. Maybe you won't see again and you don't know their situation. No, no, no, no, no. That's when you're Connie.

That's when you're Connie. That's when you're Connie. But when you're in a long-term. Yes. Monogamous. Well, yeah, to the best of your knowledge. Monogamous. Relationship.

Monogamous. Monogamous relationship. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Rorto. Rorto. Rorto. Safe sex, everybody. And moderation. knowledge monogamous relationship yeah yeah absolutely safe sex everybody and moderation like drinking in moderation please to those that celebrate