ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st August 2023

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has been reprimanding children left, right, & centre! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I was going to say pole, a little bit of pole. A little bit of pole. You'll have a little bit of pole. People are a little bit of pole.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. They've got that pole in Sydney though, on the beach. Have you seen this pole that's gone viral? It's like a dance pole. Yes. Why is Sydney, though, on the beach. Have you seen this pole that's gone viral? It's like a dance pole. Yes. Why is there a dance pole on the beach? Well, it's kind of, it's become, and I think it's in Australia at the moment, especially just pole dancing for fitness.

It's a big thing. Big thing, big thing. Do you think I'd be any good at it? I've got terrible upper body strength. I'm all in the leg. You might be a bit floppy on it. Floppy? If I'm being honest.

You could do the leg part though Yeah, go You could use your thighs to climb the pole And then hold on with your thighs And lean over backwards And then slowly go to talk about now. No. It is yesterday at school pick up. I had to carry in a box of books. Okay. We had to clean out of this room

and there was all these books and they were in great condition and Shade said to the teachers would you like some books for the classroom? Yeah. And they said that would be lovely.

Generous. Look at you helping out the public education system. It's in dire need of help. With a charity donation. I'll tell you that much for nothing. So I was the muscle

that was in charge of carrying this box of books in. Yeah. And as I walked into the block to take them nothing. So I was the muscle that was in charge of carrying this box of books in. Yeah. And as I walked into the block to take them into the classroom, there was these boys outside standing by their cubbies. That obviously had been sent eight holes. Just before the bell is going, go and get your bags and go get all your stuff.

Make sure you got all your stuff and then sit back down. Yeah. And you do that. And I walked in and one of them had his back to me and his two mates, his two padres were looking at me. And then he's like, fuck off, you asshole. Not to me, to his mate.

Seriously? The guy with his back to me said to the guy who was looking at me, fuck off, you asshole. And I just went, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. None of that language. Like that voice. You told them off. Yeah, I told them off.

And this kid. Growling. That's a growling. He did that thing Where his head went down And his shoulders went up Because he's like Who have I sworn in front of Is it a teacher

Or am I in big trouble Yeah And then his mate was like Ah You got told off You got told off And then he turned around And saw it was me

And realised Oh shit It's a parent Yeah okay That's even scarier So did he know you do you think As the parent of someone Oh maybe as Indy's dad

I don't know Nah maybe just It was a parent. So it wasn't a teacher, which is maybe even scarier because then I'd tell the teacher and then the teacher's got to do something more about it because the parents witnessed the bad behavior. So anyway, I dropped the books off and then I was like,

well, I'm going to walk up here and get August. And on the way up, I just saw this kid just litter straight on the ground. What did he throw? He was eating chips after. He'd obviously just got out of school, hadn't eaten his lunch, just chip, chip, chip, chip, just dropped the litter on the ground. I was like, hey, mate, why don't you pick that up

and put it in the bin that's just over there? Wow. You're with some big teacher energy here. I got big teacher. Big assistant principal soon. Yes, you do. Big APDD. Big assistant principal dick.

Why do you care, though? Like, who cares? Just drop the books and get your kids. What a fucking shit thing to do I don't want a society Filled with kids Thinking it's alright Just to chuck shit on the ground

There's rubbish Did he pick it up Yeah he picked it up Put it in the bin I've got news for you There's a giant Thing of plastic The size of Texas

In the ocean Your joke's on the kids Cause the planet's a blazer We'll leave and be like Bye Yeah and the kid That dropped his trip packet On the astroturf

Is going to remember When he was made To pick up his plastic So I don't get added To the ocean But there was a third Then I got all gone And I was walking

You've got to stop doing this I feel like you're looking For it at this point I was At that stage I was on a roll It felt good So then I was walking

Back past the school hall And there was a kid A very young kid Just with a thumbtack Like a pin Yeah Standing at the side Of the school hall Just scratching the school hall and there was a kid, a very young kid, just with a thumbtack, like a pin. Yeah. Standing at the side of the school hall, just scratching the school hall. And I was like, what are you doing?

Vandalism. Yeah, I was like, stop scratching the school hall. You're going to take the paint off. Was he doing his initials? No, he was just doing the line. I think he was young. Okay, even artistic. It was like, I...

Artistic? Not even artistic. Oh, yeah. I think he said maybe he's autistic. I was like, maybe. I don't care who you are. You don't be scratching the school hall. Yeah.

So I said, don't scratch the school hall. You'll take the paint off. And August laughed. August thought it was very funny that I was telling all these kids off. Did he stop? Yeah, he stopped and he walked away, but with the pin. So I'm imagining this little ship egg went around the corner and found something else to scratch on. August laughing.

She's not going to be laughing much longer because you're getting into embarrassing dad territory. Yeah. Then I go back to Indy's classroom and they were still in there and I told Indy's teacher if there was enough time for me to do a song and a dance in front of the class. Oh, for God's sake. And Indy's eyes went so wide

She was like Don't don't don't You can't do that to her I was like It's just I prepared a little something It's called I'm Indy's dad and I do farts It's a great song and a dance

Yup And the teacher was like Plenty enough time But then Indy looked like She was gonna disown me So I didn't Yeah But I think

That's nice I think that's I'm gonna make my thing now Grumpy old man on pick up Yeah okay What the fuck are you doing Stop doing that Can you swear at children Yeah Yeah you can Because I'm an adult But I think that's going to be my thing now. Grumpy old man on a pickup. Yeah, okay. What the fuck are you doing? Stop doing that. Can you swear at children?

Yeah. Because I'm an adult. Because I'm an adult. Lucky you don't live in the suburbs. You'd be telling kids off for tennis balls on the lawn. All the time. You're getting down in that territory. I just take their tennis balls.

Okay. I'd have a collection of balls that the kids have lost over the fence. Yeah, you're going to be that old grumpy prick next door. I can't wait to be. Gonna be. Is. Is.