ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st August 2024

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We read out the Overflow texts from our 8am Phoner in today's Big Pod!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod It's an overflow today Overflow Continuing the question that we asked on the Big Pod today Before they were my partner

They were my dot dot dot Somebody sent me an Instagram DM Saying I've never had any interest in the NBA whatsoever, but after you did the topic of before they were my partner, I opened up Facebook and I had a suggested post where an NBA player was talking about him and his partner and how she used to be his babysitter. Phones are listening.

And he said, I guess once we got to a certain age, she could say she'd pre-ordered me. I was like, that's creepy. That's creepy. Don't you say it's pre-ordered? Yeah, that's creepy ass. I helped raise you. And that's like a suggested post.

Yeah. And they said, this is all because of you. Yeah. Our apologies. Oh, no, don't apologize. Yeah, the apps are always listening. The apps are listening. But we received so many messages.

Before they were my partner, they were my rugby coach. That's good. Before they were my partner, they were my 2IC's fiancé. Oh. That you stole a lower management's partner. Yeah.

Before she was my wife, she was my flatmate My what? My wife My wife My wife Before she was my wife

She was my flatmate And my best friend's little sister You son of a bitch Oh I know someone That ended up with their Like best friend's sister My brother was No no no

They were like Yeah we cannot tell him Yeah But of course now It's like years down the track And married with kids And it's all good Was it Monica and Chandler?

It was Monica and Chandler. Before he was my before she was my partner, she was my staff. That's a big question mark on the HR. Before she was my partner, she was my best friend's cousin. That works.

Better than best friend's little sister. Before they were my partner, they were my Tinder date. That's just how it works. No, that's just so generally. That's just generally. Don't crowbar into the topic. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't be part of this. Don't, yeah. They're the people that can't go a sentence without telling you something about their partner, right?

Oh my God. That's my judgment there. Sandwiches, oh my God, you know who loves sandwiches, Bruce. We're not talking about Bruce, he's so irrelevant in this moment. That's my judgment there. Sandwiches. Oh, my God. You know who loves sandwiches? Bruce. We're not talking about Bruce. He's so irrelevant in this moment.

My Brucey loves sandwiches. Oh, my God. If there is a man that loves sandwiches, I've got to tell you, it's Bruce. It's Bruce. What else should we talk about? Oh, let's talk about windows. Oh, my God. Do you know who also loves windows?

Bruce. Bruce. He opened a window the other day. Oh, my God. He's always opening them, closing them. We were in the car together. It's so silly. Wiping them. We know these people, don't we? Yeah, we do. Get. Bruce, he opened a window the other day. Oh, my God. He's always opening them, closing them. We were in the car together. It's so silly. Wiping them.

We know these people, don't we? Yeah, we do. Get a life, you know. Before he was my husband, he was my tenant. A couple of those. Yeah. Really? A couple of those.

Someone texted saying parole officer. Now, do we think that that's true? Do we think that's real? I don't know if that's allowed. That's frowned upon at the very least. Very frowned upon. Yeah. Yes, very much so.

On behalf of my grandfather, this is the one that was teased in the big pod. Oh, yes. We thought maybe it needed a dissection. Not on here. Well, Hayley would have read that out because you were about to read that out. We'll use this one. Well, I just thought he'd missed it and I thought it was so good. But then I felt a resistance and I thought, I see, I've crossed the line.

So then I pulled out. It's a senior broadcaster there stepping up to the mark. Stepping up. Junior and a junior knows junior. On behalf of my grandfather, before they were my partner that I had five children with, they were the babysitter of my first five children. So their granddad had 10 children, five to a woman who,

in my mind, whenever it's a grandfather, the grandmother's always passed on from some old diphtheria, scarlet fever, the Black Plague, some of your older viruses. Or Jack the Ripper. Maybe grandmother was killed by Jack the Ripper. Syphilis. Yep. And then the babysitter steps up,

sort of in a, what's that movie called? Sound of Music. Yes, yeah. Sort of a Von Trapp family. Maria, what is it, your cunt face? Yeah. What is it, your cunt face, Maria? Yeah. What's that movie called? The Sound of Music. Yes, yeah. Sort of a Von Trapp family. I think you're going to say- Maria, what is it? Your cunt face? Yeah.

What is it? Your cunt face, Maria? Yeah. And steps up and then has five more babies. Isn't that insane? This guy loved- Far out. This guy loved raw dogging.

This guy never pulled out. I don't know if this person's grandfather is still alive, but I bet when he was like, that couple of weeks ago when everyone was like, where raw dogging flights? He was like, I'm back, baby. What do you want to talk about? Raw dogging. I've been doing it this whole time. Different sort of raw dogging.

Before he was my partner, he was my brother-in-law. He was my partner, my brother. So your ex's brother? Yeah. Or. Your siblings. Your siblings' husband. Or your siblings' husband's brother.

I always love those stories because then you're like well who was which of the brothers was better yeah i know brother be brother uh before they were my partner they were a cop that came to a disturbance at my house that's got a question mark beside i'll just give you my phone number in case you catch the bad guys yeah yeah maybe did you catch them wet. Did you catch them wet? Maybe. Did you catch them wet? I thought you said, did you catch them wet? I sort of did.

Yeah. I was doing a quirky little voice. I don't know if that all goes together. Or I'm a squire. Do you catch them wet? I don't like it. I don't like it. I'd be like, save that for your bloody...

I'm scared. I'm squired. You're a squire? Yeah, I'm a squire. I'm a. I'm squared. You're a square? Yeah, I'm squared. I'm a squared. Before he was my husband, he was married to another woman and was a customer at my work. Oh, your customer.

See him coming in, see the wedding ring, be like, aw. Well, quitters be quitting. It is be hitting. So my other one, I read that one on the air But it had the word uncle in it so I just wanted to double check I'm sure there was one that was like a bit off Japan Yes

Before they were my partner they were my student I was an English teacher in Japan And after I quit the job we dated and then married and got two kids Oh that's nice Is it? I don't know Adults teaching other adults English and after I quit the job we dated and then married and got two kids. Oh, that's nice. Is it? I don't know. Adults teaching other adults English.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that is okay. That's how we are reading it and that's how we are presenting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before he was my partner, he was my boss. We then worked together for the next. This is, someone's got to, I can already tell, half of you are saying someone's going to ask the grind. Yeah.

Before he was my partner, he was my boss. We then worked together for the next seven years and two months of us not working together. We then worked together for the next seven years and two months. All right, the next seven years. And two months of us not working together for the first time, he cheated on me with someone he met at his new work. Why'd you do that? Oh, yeah.

Why'd you do that, dude? Ground that. They're like, son of a bitch, he's done it again. Yeah. I can't be angry at him, son of a bitch. I's done it again. Yeah. I can't be angry at him, son of a bitch. I didn't see this coming. Didn't see this coming.

Son of a bitch, he's gone and done it again. Before they were my fiance, they were my ex's first cousin. A lot of keeping it in the family. Before they were my husband, they were my neighbor.

Ooh. That's a good knockdown offense. You got a big, you know. You got two houses. Two houses. One area, two separate titles. Yeah. It's a dream when it comes to selling it. You could sell it to a property developer. knock down a fence you got a big you know you got two houses two houses one area two separate titles yeah

absolute dream when it comes to selling it you could sell it to a property developer yeah I could bang up 5,000 townhouses two of the same colour

on the monopoly board yes you went away from building a hotel before they were my partner they were my wife's best friend more personal trainers other personal people

yeah you're all bendy And touching you on the butt Getting a touch They're like I'll stretch you out At the end of the lesson They put the leg up

And just Yeah Sort of mount you Sort of a mounting of sorts I mean it's just They're all hot isn't it It's a problem Yeah

So if I ever get a personal trainer I'll just get like a real minger Please do I know I thought about this recently When I was looking for A new personal trainer I was like Should I just get a real hot Buff Please do I know I thought about this recently When I was looking for A new personal trainer I was like

Should I just get a real Hot buff dude And I'll turn up It's gonna make me work hard It's gonna make me like Give it everything I'm gonna wanna show off You'll wanna give him everything

I will And then statistically He's likely to be a homosexual Why statistically? Personal trainers No Higher rate Higher rate than society I don't No. Higher rate than society.

I don't think so. Higher rate than society. No. Not where we work. What where we work? Not where we work out. No, I wouldn't say that. Oh, I think everyone's a bit gay at Lee's Mills.

Oh, everyone's a little bit gay. Everyone's a little bit gay. You have to fill in a form. Definitely slide it down the Kinsey scale. Have you at least kissed someone of the same gender? What percentage of personal trainers are gay? This isn't kind of a Google This isn't stats held by stats NZ It's like what

This is on the census We can correlate job Sexual 13% of fitness trainers Are LGBT That's in America That's in America I don't think it is

I don't think it is Lots of gays I don't know where you're getting this from Tons of gays down here No You're an international listener And you're You're a gay

You're a gay Of the gay Dissuasion Yep Lots of them I don't know I don't know if we do I don't know if we do

Get on down Grab yourselves a homosexual Welcome yourselves to New Zealand