ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st December 2023

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley wants to talk about something Sexy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Did you capture that? Yeah. Welcome to a little bit of pod that Hayley just blowing a nose. It's hay fever season, I think. I'm back on the histies.

Just getting clogged at the start and the end of each day. What is your preferred brand of histo? Histie. Histie. Whatever I can get from the doctor. I've got the purple packet one. You don't buy over the

counter, do you? I just had some one time. You get doctor prescribed yeah zister or right what's that you got that is some pseudofed nasal decongestant oh my god everybody clogged up we're clogged man now gordon goes his throat spray you seriously have been using that non-stop for three months i got this that. That's a lie. I got this in America. And look, I've only just taken the top off it. Like, just starting to get down the bottle.

Sexy stuff. Americans do cough. God, everyone's hearing out. Americans do cold and flu stuff so much better. You've got to be careful you can't mix. That I was scared of Sudafed. Is it lax regulations or something? You can't do a mixed bag.

It's just America, baby. It's probably opioids and all sorts of shit. They got it going. Right. Well, this is timely because you want to talk about something quite sexy. Somebody else that dribbles. Well, the other day we talked about sexy playlists and like what songs on your playlist. Oh, that's right.

And the other night, this is very out of my style. Okay. I'm happy to make love in pure silence. That's the only way to go. You know. Are we about to get too much detail? Probably. Let the owls be our musical accompaniment.

Let the owls be our musical accompaniment. Oni-chan. Oni-chan. But we had talked about These Boy We had talked about Sexy playlists And people who had

Specific playlists For their sexy time Yeah Now the other night What a treat We engaged in an intimate moment And I had this light bulb moment Of like

Shall I try it And then i sort of like it was such a mess like i was sort of interrupting the flow with the search for the appropriate playlist because i don't have a sexy playlist right so i had to go on a on a generic oh what do you just google sexy and yeah bedroom playlists and stuff oh okay and then what is that what they're called bedroom playlist yeah well there was all sorts of different names for it and then i sort of Yeah, bedroom playlists and stuff. Oh, okay. And then what I think- Is that what they're called? Bedroom playlists? Yeah, well, there was all sorts of different names for it. And then I sort of forgot that I'd done that. Yeah.

And the other day I was driving sort of for three hours and I was like, oh, I want a mix. You know, I don't know what I feel like listening to. So I went on Recently Played and it was so exposing. There were like four, because I'd been like, went on and then it was like R&B and that's not my vibe at all.

So then I was like, and then I think I'd gone like, classic bedroom sexy songs and then it was like, oh. I'm just looking it up. There's a public playlist here called Love Making Sensual R&B

and Sex Playlist. Oh, okay. You see that, I think that's where I went first, Bedroom Playlist 2023 and sex playlist. Oh, okay. You see, I think that's where I went first, Bedroom Playlist 2023 and it was all like, Hey girl, put it in a pussy little bun. This, I've got to say,

I think it's what you call slow jams R&B has got to be one of my least favourite musical genres. Same. You're more like a jackrabbit, aren't you? Just bang, bang, bang. I like hip hop, but I don't like really slow. Yeah. This is all, this is nothing about this really.

I know. Quite slow, isn't it? Can I then share that I chose one called Intimate Max. Oh, yeah. Songs, the top of the song is I Love You, Lord. Further down, How Deep the Father's Love for Us. Oh, wow. Okay, wait. I Love You Lord further down How Deep The Father's Love For Us Oh wow Okay wait This is

I Exalt Thee under that Worthy Of It All Now I'm talking I'm trying to get down and make love and this is coming on so then I had to change

I switched from Intimate Mix to Hot Songs 2023 Aaron's like what the fuck is going on He just wants to make love to the Eagles

I'd imagine he'd be a big Eagles guy He's a big Eagles guy He? He just wants to make love to the Eagles. Imagine he'd be a big Eagles guy. He's a big Eagles guy. He wants some classic rock to make love to. He wants to get down to Hotel California, if you know what I'm saying. So the list I... Oh, here, this, this. Now we're talking. There's some love-making music right now.

Yeah. Guitar's about to, lead guitar's about to come in. Yeah, I've been running down the road. Just making her moan. I've been running down the road. I've got a big dick on my mind. So the one we landed on was Romantic Classics, which is 29 hours of just hits.

29 hours? The first of which is Lady from Kenny Rogers. Oh, beautiful. It was an absolute mess. I'm going to have to curate my own intimate playlist. Yeah, you've got to have it ready to go. You can't just stumble into this.

I know, I was trying to be hot, and it just backfired. What about this? This is good love making music. Is this always on Vietnam soundtracks? Yeah, it is. I actually looked into this last night. I was like, who was the first? Were you trying to get a little sexy playlist?

No, I was like, who was the first person to put this in a Vietnam movie? Oh, yeah. Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump, yeah. That's when Forrest Gump and Barbara are flying in to join the war. And they're in the helicopter. And this is the first time. And ever since, it is the song, if you're making like a last stand.

Right. Like if you're in the zombie apocalypse and they're about to break in and you're all gunned up and you're montaging you're making grenades

and stuff this is the go to now right and it's now my go to for love making for love making it should be he's the fortunate son

he is the fortunate son if we can have a look at your cleans greens clear water