ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -1st December, 2025

Episode Date: November 30, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Costco PJ's and a power outage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Do you know I haven't? I renewed my Costco membership for this year and I haven't been once. I'm sort of done. I didn't because Vaughn's got one, so if I need Tide Pods, I say Vaughan. You just go in there, you're Vaughn. I can't, I don't have the fridge space for anything they offer me. Well, technically you do have one because they wouldn't accept visas and I didn't have a credit card.

That's right. Your MasterCard paid for another year of my Costco. That's right. Have you re... With your MasterCard, it's saved from my Costco account, so thank you for that. I'll get the points, but I will need something in return. Well, producer Carwin, you had a little visit to Costco recently. Yeah, so my partner's parents are here, and they are from... Were you going to say my in-laws, and then you stopped because technically you're not married?

No. Was that what was just about to happen? No, I pressed the wrong button. Yeah. Oh, I thought you to say in-laws, and then you freaked out of my in-laws, and then you freaked out. No, we thought the mics were off, but I just didn't press the right. No, no, she's here. We hear you in the sausage factory. Welcome. I can hear you Clems and dango.

Okay, so my soon to be in-laws, maybe, I don't know. Sounds a bit hopeful. She's waiting. She's waiting. They're hard to get. And they, from Invercargo, they obviously don't have a Costco. And we were talking about it, we were like, while you're here, should we just park down to Costco? Wow.

Show you the wonders of Polk buying. What do they think about, what do they think about motorways? Our motorways here, are they excited by them? Crazy. They'll be screaming. No, there's one thing in Vaccargo's got its wide roads. It does, yeah.

They probably think our motorways are pathetic. And I will say they were very taken aback by the fact that Costco sells so much clothing. And to be fair, so was I. I've never really looked at. Yeah, I remember the first time I went, yeah, lots of stuff.

Yeah, we were drawn in by the dress shirts, like Calvin Klein dress shirts, like very nice and very cheap. Oh, okay. And then I kept wondering, and I found the most, I want to say, delicious feeling pyjamas I've ever felt

in my life. Is it that sort of cotton that always feels a little bit cold but it's got a stretch in it? Did you say cock cotton just then? Or cock cotton? Yeah it's cock cotton. It's spun from the cotton of a cock. Wow. It has that nice sort of slinky and it feels slinky but it is cotton

like it's not Saturday and they're pink and red which love that combo and some a little set like the little collared shirt with Little Shorts vibe. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

They're talking sexy summer jammies. No, they're not sexy. They're for us, not you. Okay. Yeah. And I'm in love. And then I put them on. They fit perfectly because I was like,

this will be, yeah, these cheap places, that's when you're like, oh yeah, I'm a 14 and then you get it and you're like, no, apparently you're a 24 bitch, you know what I mean? Yeah.

But I just got a large because I want them to be oversized and great, fit exactly how I want them to. They're saddeny, they're lovely. I don't know. She's a Costco girl. Oh, I have one waiting for the butt here. No, there's no butt.

But then I did get my favourites, the Costco muffins, the chocolate ones. The massive ones. And I love to freeze them because they defrost pretty well. And then as we're leaving, I only got one tray because I don't need 12 muffins. And she's like, you know, it's buy one and get one free. And I was like, oh, no. Do you have them? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Because you've got to be careful, though, because I just had a power cut for 24 hours last week. Don't open the freezer. And I think my Chinese style Wattie's mixed veg are gone. I reckon that I reckon we're going to chuck so sorry. Yeah, that's tough, man. What are you going to cook? Financially, are you going to recover from that?

Well, if they're not on special, they can be up to $6 or $7. Oh, my God. There is honestly. I'm so sorry that you're going through this. Can you just bring up my, I just think this, I just want to send you some thoughts. And I think the milk in the fridge is gone. I don't know if the condiments. my ox please

I'm give a little dot-hounder crowdfunding for New Zealanders Hey um just block your ears Vaughn should we cook him some meals to get him through this tough time

I'll do a list well you know I just had a whole lot of home cool done I've got a tube of mitts I've got so much fucking mitts well the better wait I've just got another

plan power outage tomorrow and then I'll accept what are we going to lose tomorrow I don't know I'm going to chuck it all out okay I'm not waiting any longer give a little dot khanzat log in

Yeah. Give a little. Actually, that's not, just seeing the top, like, things on Give a little, that stuff. I'm not even a funny joke for when I'm shutting that down. Fletcher's a $3 bag of four dollars, so, four dollars and beans. No, there's no baby coins, there's beans, there's cabsigan, there's beans. There's beans, no, it's a sweet and sour mix, they call it. Okay, pineapple?

Beans, no, no pineapple. I would love that, though. No, pineapple and a sweet and sour. The tallies do have a pineapple, and one of their mixed beans. You get a talism, it's bad. Depends all it's on special. Wow, it depends on special. Money is tight.

This guy is shrugging. Okay. Well, we're not doing a give a little, but we will be receiving all thoughts and prayers for Fletch. I'm not throwing them out. If I'm sick at work tomorrow, though, because of my... I don't know if you're going to get sick from... Salmonella from my beans. Defrusted, then refrosted beans.

Oh, bean salmonell is the worst kind of salmonell he can get. Yeah. Ouch. to fix you