ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st February 2024

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's new wooden floor (must be nice) is very slide'y!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Grab any medium cafe hot coffee for just $4 only in the app M's Feb 9. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I got a real conundrum in my house, my nearly finished house. We got new wooden floors. Must be nice. Must be nice.

It is. Oh, for pores. Yeah, and we were very specific with the varnish that we wanted on them We got new wooden floors. Must be nice. Must be nice. It is. Oh, for the floors. Yeah, and we were very specific with the varnish that we wanted on them because nowadays it's very trendy to go quite matte. But because it's a very old house, it looked too new. So I was like, we've got to go for more of a shine to it. So we got like a solvent-based poly. Terrible for the planet.

Great for the aesthetics. Oh, wait. So terrible for the planet. Let's just get into that nah I'll just give over it I reckon but then

you don't have kids so well mum I'll probably be gone and that's it yeah you're kind of in like um you're in positives right

yeah well yeah exactly so you can do a few things to harm the planet it's still not going to be as bad as having like two kids pumping out kids to ruin it more

thank you yeah thank you now the only problem is how to clean them because I try to steam mop and people are like don't steam mop it and then we've got this specific mop that you squeeze the stuff onto and it has made

Why were you squirting? So satisfying but it has made our floorboards so squeaky, really loud and so slippery and to the point where like I keep slipping on it like if I was an old lady I would have had a fallen diet

in my house In socks or are you in bare feet and it's slippery? In bare feet, socks I've been putting on shoes to try to get some grip and it was a no shoes house Crocs sound perfect for this Vaughan Crocs sound perfect for the bin No you need some little old lady Crocs sound perfect for this form. Crocs sound perfect for the bin.

No, you need some little old lady slippers. No, I bought slippers. I bought slippers for this very purpose that I can't walk on the floors, and they're worse. It's made it worse because I'm a slip sliding around. Some grippy slips. Grippy slips. You're not going to turn up at work one morning.

You'll be bloody. I'm going to spray my ankle. Or you'll be dead. You'll be dead on the ground well i'm 34 i'm not i'm not having a fall i'll probably be all right but the other thing is i feel so bad you're not sober having a fall but i'm just saying i haven't had a drink for 24 hours thank you i um i the worst part is roly. Oh, okay. If he goes anything faster than like doot, doot, doot, he like his back legs like splay out from around. I mean,

he's going to snap his spine in half. And the other morning he got so excited because he heard that I was up and having a shower. And then he like ran in to be like maybe I'll try this bitch for some food. And then his, and I said, no, no, no. I went like this, like, go away. You know, it's loud. You're going to wake up Aaron. And he just went like, and just be like, maybe I'll try this bitch for some food. And I said, no, no, no. I went like this. Like, go away. You know, it's loud.

You're going to wake up Aaron. And he just went like, and just was like, skiddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, from the front of the house to the back of the house. Like someone that's never ice skated before on ice skates in a rink. Just like. Yeah. You know when you see people put those little slippers on dogs, you know, those grippy shoes on dogs and the dogs are like.

That's what Raleigh's like. Well, do you need some little mini slippers for Raleigh? I might just tear up the floor, put it on carpet. Do you know what I mean? I kind of get the whole carpet thing now. Yeah, I really rate carpet. It's warm. It's warm.

It's not the aesthetic, though. What about some rugs? Could you put down some rugs? Yeah, I know, but not rugs on every square inch of the floor. That's carpet. The floor is lava. You've got rugs that Yeah, I know, but not, rugs on every square inch of the floor, that's carpet. The floor is lava. You've got rugs that you have to jump between.

And I can't put, I can't put carpet in the kitchen. The kitchen's the worst. You slop water on there, good lord. In the 80s, you could put carpet anywhere.

You could put carpet in a bathroom. Yeah, my grandparents had a carpeted toilet. My dad had carpeted, my pop had a carpeted bathroom. That would have been yellow, right?

Yellow Sands? Yeah, because you'd wee on it. The carpet was yellow. Oh, that's why. It was this weird brown that hit all matter of sins. Yeah. Well, I just feel like stay tuned for a sprained ankle. I reckon any time next week.

That was weird. Carpeted. People used to carpet their walls. I just Googled carpeted. I put carpeted into Google. The first thing is carpeted bathroom. It was listening to us It's wild

Yeah Oh yeah Give that a google Oh yucky Imagine all the wee wees It looks like your bathroom Accidentally got built In your bedroom

And it would have been Shag pile too Oh my god All the pubes Will be like Hanging around The bottom of the head Or brown or pink

Let's not do that again humans Yeah Let's not go there again Yeah My god What were we thinking