ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st January 2024

Episode Date: December 31, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; we discuss OnlyFans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod, the big pod We'll be back on Jan 15th after our holiday break But in the meantime I don't, I haven't had it confirmed that we will be back But I like your attitude

Well you've still got a mortgage? Oh hell yeah I know I want to come back. I just don't know if they'll have us. Okay. Vaughn will definitely be back. Yeah. And Hayley also because you've got a mortgage too.

I can be the bigger one I imagine. Okay. Yeah. Good news. Now, we turn our attentions now to OnlyFans. Now, we asked an anonymous question on our Instagram about OnlyFans. Because OnlyFans do the top earners of the year, don't they? Yes, they do.

I'm looking at it right now. Like a Spotify rap. They released it for this year. There is a top 20 OnlyFans top earners, how much money do they make? Published by Briefly from OnlyFans. Because I'm a top 0.7% earner on OnlyFans. Well done. Thank you.

Good from you. Thank you. It's in my bio. I'll go down to the bottom. Where do you want to go to? I'll go to 10. Okay. So this is the top 10ers in the world.

I'm going to Google them as you say them. Excuse me, sir. Yes, ma'am. Question. Is this US dollars? Correct. Yes, sir. Yes, it is.

British actress Danny Jared's just sent me My OnlyFans handle Grey track pants Fletchy Oh hell yeah That's mine in the top

0.7 Yeah Danny Harwood Is in at number 10 I've never heard of her She's my age In her 40s I just would have thought

Her face isn't You would have thought It would have been What a young person's game, a young person's game? Yeah, a young person's game. Okay. She is. Her face is not your age.

Right. She's been young. Younger for her, has she? Are these all women in the top 10? No. Okay. I don't believe so. Are they men on OnlyFans?

Yeah, but gays. Oh. Are they not straight men doing hot things? Yeah. Yeah, but no one's paying for it. But I'm just saying it'll be the gay men paying and the straight men Doing hot things Yeah Yeah but no one's paying for it But I'm just saying It'll be the gay men paying And the straight men

Danny Harwood Next is someone called Megan Barton Hanson She made 1.8 million US dollars She looks very similar to Danny She was on Love Island I have a feeling A lot of these women

Are going to look pretty similar Also are these Like most of these Like famous reality people Or singers That are just That aren't posting any nudes It's all just like kind of these like famous reality people or singers that are just that aren't posting any nudes? It's all just like kind of suggestive lingerie.

Yeah. Oh, this is per month. That's one point nine million dollars a month. Oh, Jesus. Because next up ahead of that is Safaree Lloyd Samuels, who's a rapper, songwriter, entrepreneur and TV presenter. Has millions of followers on OnlyFans. And each subscriber paid a monthly fee of $15 to watch his video, giving him around $1.9 million every month.

Wow. That's exactly your bio. You could do this. Yeah, I could do that. He's not getting his dick out or anything. Would you be upset if he paid all that money and he doesn't get his dick out? I'm going to say I'm there for dick. I'm signing up for dick and I'm not getting it.

Next, 52-year-old Denise Richards. Oh, yeah. Actress. dick i'm signing up for dick and i'm not getting it next 52 year old denise richards oh yeah actress uh she has 25 subscription fee carwin don't be ageist did you see the ageist person also isn't 52 i'm not being ageist i just am a big fan of the real housewives and she's on it and i is she i just i yep because she's not getting anything out hey she's not getting like surely not but i do it probably is from the housewives because they there's this big drama about how you could spend like ten dollars to get five of her nudes or something how much would you pay for my fufu not you guys please don't answer that please don't answer that please don't answer that I'd expect payment

yeah oh you've seen this year you saw my honour it was last no this year you saw my shadow flaps

shadow flaps wasn't that Gandalf's house in Lord of the Rings shadow flaps it was your x-ray x-ray of my pelvis

and I had shadow flaps and that was for free I actually should have charged Viggo Mortensen got to keep Shadow flaps at the end Of Lord of the Rings He did keep shadow flaps

I feel like you'd just be One of those free accounts That lures you in And then you just start charging Yeah yeah I would Absolutely Gemma McCourt Earns 2.4 million dollars a month

She's 23 years old $30 as a monthly fee With over a million subscribers Jeez Louise Isn't that insane money Tana Mulgo $30 as a monthly fee with over a million subscribers. Jeez Louise. Isn't that insane money? What is OnlyFans? She's 25.

She's from Las Vegas, Nevada. She describes herself as an internet personality, and she makes story time videos. So bear in mind, OnlyFans take 20%. That's still a shit ton of money, eh? Shit 20. Erica Mina is next. I think it's because she looks almost exactly like Kim Kardashian. Oh, yep.

She's a former model and video vixen. She charges $25.99, so she earns $4.49 million a month. Oh, are you sure this is a month? Mia Khalifa is next. A very high profile. Yeah. I've never heard of her, um oh i've never heard of it but apparently she was a porn star yeah she's quite famous we love her yeah i just realized

one was joking he's obviously heard of her she's she's become super like famous now on tiktok she's very liberated and all the girlies love her oh it's right up vaughn's alley lebanese american oh far out so no more now these are your keywords, aren't they? Lebanese American. So she does a $12 a month rate with how many subscribers does she have? It says here. Oh, she earns $6.4 million a month. No.

She gives 10, 15, and 35% discounts for six and 12-month subscribers. So if you subscribe for the year, you get a bit of a discount. Buy more to save. Goodness me, goodness me. Next up is Coco Austin. She's married to the rapper Ice-T. Oh yeah. Oh yes. She's hilarious. She's got such a good sense of humour. Yeah, they reckon she's earning around

$9 million a month. I reckon we all go one, two, three and then say what Hayley's monthly rate would be. Okay. One, two, three. $4.99. $24.99.

50 cents. I said $24.99. I would make hot content. Shardane, I talked about it. If you were going to do OnlyFans, what would you do? And she's just like, you just do, no, you just, you would never show your face and you just do close-ups of your jennies. Yeah, but I think that people want to see your face.

Of course they do. So I don't think that you would sell that. That's the alluring thing. Maybe every now and then you'd be like, oh, there's my chin. Or maybe you wear a mask, like those like DJs. Like a little cat. Marshmallow? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Now, we asked on our Instagram. Oh, wait. Iggy Azalea's number one. 9.2mallow? Yeah. I'm a little cat. Now, we asked on our Instagram. No, wait. Iggy Azalea's number one. $9.2 million a month. But she doesn't show anything, does she? I don't know.

I think she might get the girlies out. She showed her titties. Did she? Oh, right. Wow. She would be making more from that than music. Yeah. You think?

Oh, yeah. What music? Name an Iggy Azalea song in the last five years. Luba-luga-uga Luga I don't know Luba Luga Luga Oh was I, okay, sorry That's close though Because you think like a music company would take more than 20%

Like you would have management You'd have all agents Like you'd have, you know, and then your tax and stuff You're going to make more money on OnlyFans That's insane. We asked. Anonymous, podcast only question. Do you have an OnlyFans or something similar?

And how much money have you made from it? God, these amounts are going to pale in comparison now, aren't they? Oh, yeah. New Zealand money's funny compared to this. I used to do OnlyFans. I was in financial trouble and I was getting $300 to do a video now and then for an older gentleman. And it made life easier. FYI, I'm a straight male.

Oh! That made it interesting, didn't it? That made it interesting, didn't it? So he would just like probably just doing what he's doing at home anyway. A little fiddle, maybe. Fiddle on the diddle, and then he's getting paid for it. Some hot ab pics. Yeah.

Okay, good on him. Why not? Because you can't pay $300 Every time you smacked off You'd be a bloody billionaire You'd be Jesus Christ I would be Wrecking it in

I'd have a pool Like Scrooge McDuck Yeah yeah yeah Just diving in Yep I make a whole $5.99 a month I know this person Who said that

Do you Because they said I said the other day On Instagram They put up a photo Like of something In their feet running And I was like

Don't give it To the dogs for free. Yeah, yeah. And she said, sometimes I charge. And I thought she was joking, but apparently not. She's not. That's why I always blur my feet or wear shoes in photos, because I don't give out my feet for free. I give out my feet for free, yeah.

Dogs are dollars, baby. Dogs are dollars. Yes, I do. I put low effort into it, and I've made maybe $6,000 off it since 2020. My content is pretty niche And I have a handful Of dedicated fans Wow that's so cool I don't know what the niche is

Yeah I don't know what the niche is It's a freaky stuff Do you remember my friend Lewis Was A guy asked him To blow up balloons for him Remember that

Yes We talked about it on the show Yeah Looning The niche of your kink Is the more you pay for it I think Yeah Like feet You'd pay for it, I think. Yeah.

Like feet, you'd pay for it, but you wouldn't pay a lot because a lot of people have a foot fetish. But a balloon, you're starting to- It's going to get a bit specific. I have to say a little bit more because you're being a little bit specific. A lot of balloons over the years for free. Yeah. Could have been making so much money.

My kink is wearing men's t-shirts as pants. Pants. You know, and you put your legs through each of the sleeves. Yeah. Belt the waist. It just really turns you on The kink really kicks in When it's ruined for the partner

And he can't wear it again And he can't wear it I've stretched it out Because my thighs are much bigger Than his biceps Yeah That's what I like Yeah

Do you want to stretch out your t-shirt? Yeah And then your flaps hang out the neck hole And it looks like someone's Cut somebody's head off How long do you think my flaps Are going to be hanging out the neck hole? I think you pull it right up

Wow I get $500 a month For a video I featured in. My face wasn't in it too, so it was a win-win, says another message. Oh, that's the dream. Because I read an article once, and it was like somebody who has said, like, during tough times, they uploaded a video to Pornhub, and they were like, my face wasn't in it.

No one's ever clued on to the fact it was me, but I was told it could net me. They made $36,000 American in like 12 months. Oh my God. Just because it was so hot that everyone was watching it. Just because. And they said it wasn't like in the millions and millions and millions of views. Apparently Pornhub pays better than YouTube.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Good Lord. So wait, I should be doing my unboxings on Pornhub. What are you unboxing? Mush long. I got a little package here You get the new iPhone box Cut a hole in the end

Yeah yeah Pop your willy in Yeah Dick in a box Yeah $500 a month Wow $500 a month

That's not gonna be sneezing No that's amazing That adds up over the year doesn't it I hope the IRD's getting their cut Oh they will be Okay good Anyway That's We Asked

You Told Thank you very much