ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st July 2023

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch is getting some targeted advertising...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Our big pod will be back July 17. Now, I would like to show you some targeted advertising that I got last night. Show me. Okay.

It says, always in motion brief with fly, XL, a Lululemon undies. Oh, fancy. XL. XL's not that bad. It might be XL. I've got medium knickers.

I've got medium knickers. Jesus, let the thing breathe. Good Lord, that man's got a... Fat dick. Sorry, I think I accidentally said what you were going to say. It's a fat dick. Put the flitcher of the tan back and get his phone back. Don't give him his phone back.

He's like, wait. Oh my god, no. It's for your protection. Hang on. Where else am I going to go? It's for your protection. What other apps could he be in? Exactly.

What else is on the front page? What is in the screen? It's for your protection, Hayley. Are you going to put your fat dick in a pair of these? I'm just like, it was a bit rude. I've got medium knickers. And they're like, do you want to buy these XL? And you've got to size up for that fat dick.

Christ. Give it some room to breathe For crying out loud It's a weird It's a weird Model shoot It works hard It deserves a spacious retreat Also surely you won't

Wear grey mile undies So these are like grey mile Are they fresh? Absolutely not Any moisture whatsoever Grey miles like Oh I'll tell everybody

Yes it does Let me just yell that to the world. Yeah, oh, sweating, are we? I better alert everyone that you're a gross, sweaty bitch. But are these what you wear when you do yoga? I guess so. I hope you leave some pants over the top. You'd have to, surely.

Not in Bikram, though. When I used to do Bikram yoga when I lived in Wellington, the hot yoga, the weird one, there'd be so many men just in there, little undies. And women and stuff in like talks and brown undies. Quite a few are absolutely surrounded by fat dicks. Right now. I don't know what's making me sweat more, the temperature in the room or the number of fat dicks or rubby dicks.

Are you ever offended when you get this targeted advertising sometimes? You're like, no. Mine's always pretty on point. Yeah. I just hate when you Google one thing out of interest. The worst is when you buy the thing and for the next six months you're still getting it advertised. You should be able to be like, I bought that.

And I know you can be like, I don't want to see this ad and why not and blah, blah, blah. But then just some other company selling the same shit's going to be targeting you for the same, to purchase the same thing. No, I always get, I don't know what I'm targeted at the moment. Mail chimp. That's targeting me. Always mail chimp.

Always mail chimp. Adobe. Some kind of editing thing. Yeah, it's a real boring. I guess I'm just a boring piece of shit. I didn't say that. I guess I'm a boring piece of shit and you're a cool guy with a fat dick

and we're different in that way. I've got fencing standards just cruising down here. We're all different, eh? I've got some temperamental fencing standards. Something that straps on the side of the ladder so when you're painting, your bucket can sit.

Oh my God. And not get knocked off. Love those. Yeah. All right, fat dick, calm down. I'm just telling you what I've been. Sleep apnea. Oh God. And knock your knock off. Love those. Yeah. All right, Fat Dick, calm down. I'm just telling you what I've been. Sleep apnea. Oh, God.

You're so great. And snoring. It's a mouth guard. A bit of, I don't snore. Wow, I think XL undies. Imagine if my phone has heard me snoring. Because I've been lying on my back to balance the heat thing. Yeah, right.

And maybe I'm snoring and my phone's like, oh, yeah, get him done for some targeted advertising. For snoring. Or buying 1kg broken bags of cookie time cookies. Okay, that's a good targeted ad. That's good stuff. Yeah.