ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st July 2026

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch is a toss pot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network. It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. Now, it goes yesterday. I got a little notification. My courier had been dropped off. Is that right? It's nice.

On my way home, I was like, fantastic. I've been waiting for this. In some place or some way, I've thrown out my shaver cable. Oh, that sucks. And I don't know if I, when I was doing... What brand have you got? Oh, yeah. But it'll just be a stop standard.

No. Oh, really? No, and shavers, I find that different. Well, yeah, they are. And so I found a Phillips 5-volt cable online, and so it was like six bucks. I was going to say, because I've got a brand, and same brand, two of them, same cable, I could have offered you. Yeah, it might have actually been in that box of cables I just gave to you. You're not getting it back.

You gave me cables? They're my cables. I might want to use it. Because her Phillips pub shivers also cable-less. It's been unplugged. puby man. I found a cable and I was like, okay, so it was six bucks and got delivered yesterday. I get home.

It said delivered. And so I go into the parcel box in the apartment, not there. Not in my letterbox. Not anywhere in the lobby. I've been the victim of theft. Someone's shaped, stolen your pupe cord. Jokes on bloody them when they

open it and it's a cable they can't use a USB cable. Oh, God. Say. And I was like, this is so fucking shit. like living in the city crime you know but it must be somebody in your building well no sometimes the door can be open born but wouldn't you sit on the camera someone sneaking in yeah i could go i could go on the key anyway i was like it's six bucks i'll just order a new one so someone's got this useless cord well i gave it an hour and i gave it um another couple of

hours and i went back down to the lobby no one had accidentally picked it up by mistake still not in the box said it had been signed in the app or it had been dropped off in the app or whatever So I was like, I want to just order another one. Anyway. Oh no. Get to work today. There's been an email saying I've got a delivery. Oh, wronged.

Oh, no. Guys, I had it sent to work and not home. Oh, you clown. You caused it absolute fuss there for nothing. Yeah, now I've got two, I'm going to have two cables. What a no. Because the other one's coming. God, I'm such a knobbing.

A knobbing. What a tosser. Fucking tosser. What an absolute wanker. Tosser. What a top. What a fox. Salute to toss pot.

So what are you shaving first? Where are we tacking first? Well, I had actually already shaved my chest. Because can I make a comment? Yeah. Oh God, what's happening? So it was your birthday recently. Yes.

And I uploaded photos of you as a symbol of my love. Yes, yes. And in one of them I said, happy birthday to you and your tiny nipples. Yes. I have been Oh the reason I'm talking about this is because you had a nice, you had a shaved chest for

Barley. I did, yes. Far out. I have been inundated. About my tiny nips. Oh shit. Those are the tiniest, sweetest little nips. Thank you. The tiniest sweetest little nips. Hazel says that cannot be his real nipple. Yeah, I've got tiny nipple.

Oh my fucking God. Why are they the tiniest nips? Yeah. Amy, I've never noticed his nipples until you've pointed them out. You didn't even, did you even mention my nipples in the post, though? It just, it was a photo of us in the pool. No, no, no, no. I mentioned the nipples. Oh, you did.

I said, happy birthday to one of the best there is, uh, with his tiny little nipples. Love that, yeah. Love you and your tiny little nipples I put. And everyone was just like, my lord, these nips. They are, they're so tiny. You want to be careful when you're shaving because they'll fit between the little blades

and they're taking the whole nipple off. I sometimes I've nipped the arioli in the nips. Oh, yes, they're so little. It's because they're so tiny. between the blanks. But yeah, you've got... What length are you trimming your hair on?

Just the low setting. So just to take all the combs off. Down to the balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, down to the root. Yeah, you got to be careful around the balls. You got to be careful around the balls. You don't shave.

He's clipping. I'm a fan of trimming and clipping. I'm a fan of trimming and clipping too. I'll shave the balls. How detailed are we getting on our cubit grooming hair? I feel like I've just kind of jumped a little bit. I'll shave everything that you'd see outside of the undy line.

Okay, yeah. And I'll trim right down, but in the action area, you get right down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the, you know. Shave the balls. I leave the balls. Okay. Shafed? Yep, yeah, give that a trim. Yeah.

Trim or shave? Trim or shave. Well, I've got a separate shaver that's really good around the bullets. I got to, yeah, okay, yeah. You'd have different techniques, skin, no skin. Yeah. You'd have to pull it. You've got to make the, you've got to.

You've got to port it torch. You've got to tort the balls. You've got to tort the balls. Yeah, shaft balls. Otherwise, you don't want a skin fault getting... God no. No. No, no, no.

Be safe out there, people. And do not. Whatever you do, nick that vein underneath. That thing looks like a bleeder. The banjo string. No, the vein. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot they've got a vein, though.

Facts. Oh, we love a vein. We love a vein.