ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st June 2023

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss the radio awards, pimples, nipples, and piercings!(Quite the mixed bag...)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Tonight, we have a function. The radio awards. It's like our formal, isn't it?

Our school ball. Yeah, it's the ball. It's like the prom. We all get, well, everybody except Vaughan gets dressed up. You've decided not to go cocktail this year. It's not like a social or a formal or a ball. That was always a weekend thing. They have this on a Thursday to try to stop people drinking too much.

Does that work? Because they've got work on Friday, except the people with the real drinking problems, the salespeople, they don't have to do fuck all on a Friday anyway. So they just and they're the problem they're problematic and then they get boozed

and then they go out tomorrow for a hungover breakfast with a client and then they're all done and dusted but the people who are at the coal face and I'll say it

we're in the coal mine we're the canary down the coal mine we are chipping away at the face chip chip chip chip chip chip it's us down there

doing all the hard yak yak is still going to be at work tomorrow for a six o'clock kickoff. Well, we mentioned in the big pod today my nipple problem with my shirt at the awards, but look what I've just realised. I've got a giant fucking pimple. Oh, I'm sorry. Look at that.

You can see that, can't you? Put it to the camera. Oh, mate, I can see that from here. Is it an ingrowing? It's a real, one of those real, yeah, it's got a root to it. It's got a real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't squeeze it. It's not ready.

Do you know what you should do? Ready. What? Vaughn, you're a friend. I'm not there. I would have offered to do this if I was there, but Vaughn, you are. No, not Lancer. Give him a hickey.

I was going to say you could disguise it with a hickey. Oh, cover it with a hickey. No. What about toothpaste? To dry it out. No, that doesn't work. That's hickeys. with a hickey. Oh, cover it with a hickey. No. What about toothpaste? To dry it out. That's hickeys. I've got some alcohol, some alcohol,

little alcohol bottle. What about a snood? What about a fashionable snood? What's a fashionable snood? A scarf that's connected. Yes. Well, I've got my collar, but I think...

Cravat. I think the collar won't cover it unless I pop the collar. But it's a tuxedo shirt. You could pop a collar. It's a tuxedo, yeah. Yeah, no, that's not going to work. You could pop a collar for sure. I could pop a collar. It's a tuxedo shirt. It's a tuxedo, yeah. You could pop a collar for sure. You could just go to Ralph Lauren and get a pink

polo and then you could definitely pop the collar. No, you need to do double up. You need to double up two polos. One pink, one blue. Pop both collars. Right. What about when you go to a fast food restaurant and the 14-year-old working behind the counter's got a blue plaster over his hickey or his piercing? Yeah, that's gross maybe

i could do that yeah little minions plaster hickey girl when i was a teenager gross that's yuck i know so embarrassing kids aren't getting nearly as many hickeys in public anymore like i don't see it on the supermarket workers and stuff no and you don't see as many facial piercings on teens anymore no oh my god someone because people because i've still got the hole in my nose and in my lip and stuff. And anytime anyone's like, did you have your face pierced? I was like, yeah, quite a bit. People are like, weird. But we used to do it all the time.

Yeah. Are facial piercings hitting the mainstream? What? No, facial piercings are, again, becoming more fashionable. Okay. Yeah. Oh, God. Do you remember it was early 2000s,

everyone was loving the tongue piercings? And everyone thought that it would lead to wonderful fellatio. For my boyfriend at the time's 17th birthday, I paid to get his tongue pierced. His mother, Christian, was very upset with me. Well, Jesus was pierced at the cross. He truly was. That was technically piercing. That was technically a pier. That was pierced to the cross. He truly was. That was technically

piercing. That was technically a pierce. That was a flesh tunnel there. That was a big girthy nail straight through the palms

and foot. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know. I was going to say way too much then. I was going to

say. Yeah, I kind of wanted to know. Save that for the sex.life podcast. Yeah. Where viewers and listeners are warned. Yeah, there's not much. know. Save that for the Sex.Life podcast. Yeah, well, look, just when you're a teenager. Listeners are warned.

Yeah, there's not much. You know, you don't. You're not giving love as a teenager. I mean, if all you're relying on is the tongue piercing, I mean, you've got to do some hard yards down there. You can't let the tongue piercing do the heavy lifting. No, no. It's a hurrah on the Bentley, you know.

Let the Bentley do the driving. It's a waste of time, let's be honest. Yeah, the tongue piercing. They were a weird piercing, the tongue piercings. A weird, yeah. And people would always chip their teeth. Yeah, they were so bad for your teeth. I've got a friend who was almost in her 40s.

She's still got hers. It's just like part of me and I can't take it out. You know who else hated them? Dentists. Yeah, theyists yeah they were a chip chappities on your teeth they were always taking little chips out of teeth and wearing down the enamel so this is there was a 2022 article about what what piercings are coming back um orbitals that's like around the ear so you go up and around navels back in in, apparently. Ooh, eyebrow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not go crazy on bringing back eyebrow piercings.

Vaughn, if in this moment in your life, as a successful 41-year-old man with a family. What's he successful in? Just life. He's doing well. Here I am. Interesting. I've turned up.

Okay, I would have said semi-successful. Semi-successful. He's still got some work-ons. I've got a big list of work on if i gave you five thousand dollars no if i gave you ten thousand dollars but you weren't allowed to take it out till you were 60 would you get your eyebrow pierced no that's just you still even 60 no a hundred thousand no wait is it in an account now earning interest that you can get when you're 60 50,000. 60. No. 100,000. No. Wait, is it in an account now earning interest that you can get when you're 60? I know she's just going to keep putting the money up, so I'm just making her up.

100,000 is my final offer. Nah. Yeah, okay.