ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st June, 2025

Episode Date: May 31, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Which one of you messed with Hayley's settings?!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Willkommen und ins little bit of pod. Thank you for that German translation. Beep beep beep beep. What language is that? It's just out of control. I love it.

Swedish. Swedish. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now, do you care? Beep beep beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep. Now, dude, you can't... Now, you guys know I've been raw dogging my phone for quite some time. Oh my god, your phone is in such a state. Chipped, but to the middle, cracked. I sort of don't care.

It's a bit of a cool girl vibe. I think I'm raw dogging it. I think it's a cool girl thing. But I've noticed something. The phone works completely fine, but my vibrate that I've always had on is so aggressively loud. I was in-

Have you bumped your haptics? I don't know, maybe, because I was in bed last night. I've noticed it over the last couple of weeks. I was in bed last night, just drifting off. Eeeh! Oh my God, when someone leaves their fucking vibrate on. Yeah. Listen, try this.

Can you message me on the whatsapp? Listen to this. Put the microphone right down to it It's so aggressive. Dude, it sounds like you've just accidentally touched the side of when you're playing operation I'm just gonna say like compare it to mine, but I don't even turn it on. I haven't had vibrate on for years I just have my phone on silent constantly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Oh, it just came up private because I hadn't. I'm out of data.

Oh my God, how embarrassing for you. That's embarrassing. Oh my God, why did you message me that phone? That's so inappropriate. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Test days. And then friction death. Yeah, I don't know what, go into your settings. It's I don't know what go into your settings. It's so loud

I'm going to see things. Oh god. Hang on. How do I do that? You don't sleep like that. Do you I did last night I fell asleep. Yeah Someone's got their phone lights up the room. I know I can do not disturb no usually I have it on sleep and so nothing goes So what do I go? Oh shit? I wonder why you were so loud then, because I turned your mic up to full volume. Oh god, I was like, gosh, she is a bit much in general. She was a bit much. So you go to settings,

and then you scroll down to sound and haptics. Settings, sounds and haptics. Yep. Yep. And then what have you got going on there? Haptics, always play. Nah. No, but that's what I want,

no, but it's not the fact that it vibrates. I like that the phone vibrates. It's just that the vibrates gone so, hee. It's gone a bit full. Full noise. There might be a vibrate level. No, there's not. You can't turn the vibrate down.

Someone turn their vibrate up. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Maybe someone got caught short and used their iPhone as a sex toy. For me to get caught short, god, I've really gone through them. How do I turn down the vibrate on my iPhone? What is it? iPhone 12? I just don't think that they can take on a life of their own and get more aggressively

vibratory. It has, it has, I swear to god it has. It has become more vibratory. Maybe it's because you've done with your cover. So it says it doesn't allow you to adjust vibration strengths with a simple slider, but you can customise or reduce it by changing the vibration pattern. Go to settings, sound and haptics. Choose the alert that you want to change, like text tone, ring tone, whatever.

I don't want to change, I don't want it to be like, hee hee. Tap vibration at the top and select a softer pattern like heartbeat or quick. Or choose none if you want no vibration at all. No, but that's not what's happened. My vibrates gone harder. I think it's time for a new phone. I think it is time for a new phone. It's a bit beaten up and terrible. Keep that one though, eh?

Got that much bloody power in the old vibrato setting. Oh god yeah. That'll be perfect for a plane ride. And then turn on the New Zealand Herald push notifications because those dudes want you to know about every piece of it that's happening. Harold push notifications because those dudes want you to know about every guy that was in the All Blacks that played one game in 1942. Yeah yeah yeah. Hard thing to wank too but not impossible. Not impossible. Challenging wank. And challenge accepted.