ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st March 2024

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch was caught on Camera!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I had an avocado incident at the supermarket on Friday You were fingering it too hard No way! I had selected the nicest green avocado

It was just going a little bit Because I was going to use it the next day I was like, perfect. I've nailed this. Because sometimes they're all soft. Oh, my God. And sometimes, have you ever had a finger go through? Yeah.

Yeah, that tells me it shouldn't have been on the shelf in the first place, and you shouldn't feel bad about it. Yeah, I don't feel bad about it. So I had a basket and a whole bunch of stuff in there. And, you know, there's been a little bit of stuff in the news recently about the facial recognition software and the security cameras at the supermarket. So I put my basket at the self-serve on one side and I'm scanning, scanning, scanning. And then I go to pay and it's like, you've left something in the basket.

And I'm like, what's in the basket? And I looked down and I was like, oh, they've got scales on the basket now? I didn't know they had scales on the basket side. I thought it was scales only on the other side. Yeah. No, they don't have scales on the basket side. Camera. Camera.

And the lady comes over because it's flashing assistance required. She puts in her code. There is a video of me scanning all my stuff that she watches, like, for about 20 seconds in front of me she's watching and then um and i look down and i'm like and i can see the green avocado in the green shopping basket like right at the edge i'm like oh sorry i just i've obviously missed that because it was green yeah and she's like still looking and then she goes and then i rescan i scan my avocado and like just like i was like oh my God, this is the future. So she's looking to see if you've got a cuminer

and you're scanning it as a potato and then you've got this. But then like, I haven't like, obviously, I've just forgotten about it. But then she's of the assumption that maybe I'm just going to try to pay for everything in the last minute. And then take your bag, go to put the basket back and pop that in there and pop that in there

but I've just honestly just absolutely forgotten about it because it was green and it was at the edge you do have big criminal vines of course but it was like

I was like watching this video of me scanning groceries from the camera above did you look cute do you reckon a lot of men are gonna you know like

men that don't realise that they're going bald that's a good camera no the supermarket you know with some supermarkets you're walking down the aisle and you look up at the TV and you see yourself You know, like men that don't realise that they're going bald? That's a good camera. No, the supermarket, you know, with some supermarkets, you're walking down the aisle and you look up at the TV and you see yourself from behind. That was the first time I remember seeing a line of patch on the back of the head, yeah, yeah.

And you're like, oh, that's... Sometimes I feel like those cameras are on a wide angle, like they don't fit the TV screen and they make you look wider. Short and like... I'm always looking. I'm like, God's sake. Who's that ugly, fat, bald cunt? Who's wearing my T-shirt?

God damn it. That ugly cunt's got the same T-shirt as me. But I'm just saying, they are watching you now. And so my social cred credit at the supermarket, I'm on a warning strike now. But you know why? They're not making much money. I know.

Supermarkets. I've heard they're only profiting millions, and I feel terrible for them. Oh, that's so terrible. I watched that Four Corners Australia news segment about the supermarkets in Australia. Oh, the one where the Willie CEO walked out, who has since lost his job.

Yeah, he resigned. And it was wild. And it's pretty much exactly what's happening in New Zealand. Like, there's only two main competitors. Yeah. Oh, I know. I know. Wow.

What about Aldi over there? Yeah, they have like 10% or something. Right. And the other two main ones are like 80%. Right. Got all the technology. Yeah. So just a warning there, they're watching you.

They're watching you. They are. We are being watched right now. Don't say anything.