ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st May 2024

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley is "A Regular"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod It's finally happened guys I've never been a real regular anywhere You know when you walk in and they say The usual What about the pub?

Oh yeah, that place So the one place that you made it sound like You haven't been a regular at You are a regular at I'm a regular at that pub But even then they'll still say like What do you want to drink? What are we feeling today?

Because there's lots of different menu items Now one thing I like to do And I do this kind of regularly Is I take myself out on little dates And I go to the same Japanese restaurant every time And I order the same meal every time. And I have a lovely little date with myself. Finally, I would say I've done this over the years like 20 times to this place.

Okay, yep. Finally, I walked in the other day and I always, I've sort of been vying for it. You know when you walk into a place, you're like, hi, like, me again. Yeah. And they've never really acknowledged that. And I went in and I said, table for one, as I do, and I sat down. And then finally, she came up to me and said, you don't need a menu, do you? And I said, no.

And she said, do you want the usual? And it happened. The usual. Wow. The usual. The only, do you know the reason I'm happy that I am now a the usual is because it stops me having to ask for my stupid order,

which is some karage chicken, yum, agadashi tofu, which is my favourite Japanese dish of all time, yum, and some agadashi, I'm not familiar with that because it ended with tofu.

It's like a lightly battered tofu in a broth. It is my all-time favorite. I'm not going out to eat curd. But go on. Yeah, I don't know why I like it either. I love the meat. Chicken, tofu, and I get some sake, like a warm sake, just a small little thing. You know, and you pour it into the thing.

But the sake I like there is called demon juice. And whenever I go and I'm surrounded by people and I'm a lonely woman coming in constantly to eat curd on my own. And I have to say, and I will get a small demon juice. I always feel really embarrassed. And now I don't have to because I'm a regular. Because they know your order. They know my order. Is this where you set up your laptop and you do work?

I set up my laptop and I work and I eat tofu and I drink sake and then I leave. And it's a good time. But it feels good to be acknowledged for my commitment to this one place. Are you a regular anywhere? Because you sort of shop around a bit with your foods. They all know my name at the barbers, but I don't know any of theirs. And I feel bad about it. And you've left it too late?

Yeah, to say, sorry, what was your name again? How do I say your name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too late. What's your face? Do name again or how do i say your name or yeah yeah it's too late what's your face do they have a website and it's got about us oh i love and about us and about us and then you can be like okay that's their name oh there he is i love and about us if you own a business and you have a website put it about us that's a great idea yeah yeah because the first time You would have gone there You would have been like

Well I don't know If I'll repeat visit this place Or you just say like Hi I'm so and so You're not listening No I mean some people Would say that's rude

There's nothing They don't have it about us What about on Instagram There's a way to book Instagram Okay there's a team Yes team The one guy's name

That I knew Is the one with the picture I don't know who it is Okay And no one else Or Instagram And they could be tagged in That's a great idea That's a good one Yes, Tim. Yeah, I already used the one guy's name that I knew is the one with the picture. I don't know who it is. Okay. And no one else. Or Instagram and they could be tagged in. That's a great idea. That's a good one.

Or next time you go, just be listening. Like, try to like feed someone else. How do I say his name? Oh, yeah. It's a confusing name. Sorry, I thought it could have been same. Yeah. Could have been same.

Could have been same. Same. No one knows. It's always best to ask these things been same. Yeah. Could have been same. Could have been same. No one knows. It's always best to ask these things. Yeah. Yeah. Or have you ever had your name on a novelty cup or novelty anything? And they'll be like, oh, not my name.

And then they're like, always. And you're like, Isaac. Yeah. Chris, Sam, John. Yeah. It's so obvious. it's so obvious. It's so obvious. Have you ever had your name on a novelty mug?

Also, how you... I want to buy you a novelty mug. Can you tell me the spelling of your name? Yes. You're like, I know, but how? Is it S-A-Y-M? Could be. Because I've got a brother, Sam, and he's S-A-Y-M.

Is he? No. He's not. I'm lying. I don, Sam, and he's YM. Is he? No. He's not. I'm lying. I don't know. They just forgot your name. Yeah, they don't know your name.