ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st October 2023

Episode Date: September 30, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has a BIG surprise planned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. It's my birthday next week. I'm excited. I love my birthday. I've always loved my birthday. It's about me and... You won't stop going on about it, will you?

Yeah, I know. Well, I'm excited for what my boys have planned for me. Something incredible. Actually, I'm excited for what my boys have planned for me. Something incredible. Actually, we planned nothing. Why would you do that? Not yet open to suggestions. Well, just, you know, with the cost of living crisis. What about a rub? We are taking you out for dinner.

Are you? Yeah, where do you think we're taking you? Where are we going? Well, where do you think we're going? You're going to get Flamie to Queenstown and we're going to go to Blue Canoe. What's your second guess? Or you're going to Flamie Queenstown, and we're going to go to Blue Canoe. What's your second guess? Or you're going to fly me to Christchurch, and we're going to go to Fifth Street. If there's no flying involved, what do you think?

Oh, my God, you're taking me to that expensive Japanese masu. No. What? Okay, if it sort of had more budgetary construction. If it was, like, really close to your house. The pub? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, that works. She guessed. Oh, my God, you boys are too good to me. Now, speaking of shit gifts, so Aaron's birthday is two days before mine, fiance Aaron, and we weren't going to do gifts this year because we've been renovating and that's the gift, right? Yep. Then I had it in my head that I'm going to surprise him

and I've bought him a PlayStation 5. Are you leaving this out of the bag early. Don't tell him. Listeners, dear listeners, do not tell. Oh, yeah. Please don't because it's going to make his day. Like I said to him that he's not allowed a PlayStation because the house is too aesthetically pleasing

and I find that really unattractive. A man sitting on the couch playing games. There's something about it that just crushes my body. Oh, you don't have to watch, bitch. My fucking house, bitch. Anyway, so I bought it yesterday. Now, what brought on? What brought this on?

Brought on the boarding. Yeah, what brought on this? She bought the PlayStation, but the thought was brought on. Well, when I was in Melbourne, I was with my brother, who is a sim racer. A what? Like a Formula One simulation racer. And he builds units. You didn't tell me you were related to a nerd.

I know, I'm a big nerd. Big nerd. He builds his own kits, they call, with like a driver's seat and pedals and steering wheels and all this kind of stuff. Yeah, she's going to marry a nerd because Aaron messaged me. He watches all the Star Wars TV shows and Hayley's kept it very quiet. I know, I'm embarrassed. Wow.

Anyway, and my brother was talking about, like, such joy it brings him. And I was like, oh, I feel like a dick saying that Aaron can't have what he wants. So I was like, perfect, his birthday's coming up. It'll be such a surprise. Wait, so he can finally get this PlayStation. He can finally get the PlayStation. He has no idea I've bought him a great game

All wrapped up and I've done it in layers So he has to pass the parcel Open little clue And then it says the next one's really going to give it away So open this one then open the next one really quick And it's the game And it's going to be a really fun day Aaron's very good at getting gifts

He's a good gift receiver Like he reacts to it yeah i'm always like wow this is cool but it comes across maybe i'm trying to ham it up but he's sarcastic his eyes light up yeah oh my god no he's great you can buy him a toby jug like one of those old jugs with a face on it he'll be like cool yes anyway so then when i was out um shopping yesterday for this i was like you know what he's so busy and you know like I don't want him to feel he's going to open that two days before my birthday and be like holy

shit she spent like $900 on this thing very expensive so in order to not make him feel bad I just went and bought the new book from my favourite author and a card and I gave it to him I said wrap that up wait so you gave this to him yesterday I gave him my gift to him I said wrap that up wait so you gave this to him yesterday I gave him my

gift to give to me so that he can just know that I've chosen my own present yeah and he's gonna wrap it and then he's gonna open his present and still feel like shit but I just brought my own one and I was like that's all I want you have been against the playstation idea because this you are so often out drinking with your friends and partying. Yeah, I'm just coming to that realisation. That he's home alone. He's a babysitter. And this is going to totally take, he's never going to message you and say, why aren't you home? Yeah, I know.

He's just going to be like, sweet PlayStation time. Yeah, I know, I know. This is actually really working my favour. At your usual time of 2.33 in the morning. Shit faced. And he'll be like, are you home already? Because he's been playing PlayStation and time has just evaporated.

Yeah, oh my God, we can have dinner. I'm like, god damn nachos. He'll be sober and his eyes will need a break so he'll cook you a little. I mean, it's an absolute win-win-win. It's win-win.

And I get to read the new Ken Fullett. I'm very excited. And I'm assuming you've got some kind of console thing to hide the PlayStation. Yeah, man. That thing's not going to settle out of the day. No, man. That thing's not going to settle all day. No.

No. Gross. It's got to have ventilation because they do heat up. So this thing's going to set my house on fire. No, if you're using it, just pop open the door. Okay. So I can breathe. I regret this already.

They're ugly. They're ugly, man. They're so ugly. So ugly. They need to be hidden. That's gross.