ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st October 2026
Episode Date: September 30, 2026On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's got a skip updated, and one of us is in trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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From the ZDM Podcast Network.
It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
I reckon I'm owed one.
I reckon I'm owed a little bit of one.
Okay.
What for?
Don't look at me like that.
You.
Oh, you said I could.
Hang on.
Get Vaughney.
I don't know what's happening.
I know what's happening.
You know I've been getting skips every fortnight.
Yeah.
For the demo of my garage.
I've had a skip there and I had a week where it just wasn't all aligning.
and it was sitting quite empty.
I extended it.
It's getting picked up tomorrow.
Extended it.
Five days.
Oh, yeah.
Seven day skip.
I extended it three days.
And Fletch texts to me on the weekend, saty.
And said, oh, no, rings me and is like, hey, do you have your skip still?
And I was like, yeah, you've got any space in there?
I was like, absolutely.
Like, you can come and put a few things in my skip.
Absolutely.
She didn't say a few things.
She just said you can put things in things.
Okay, I said things.
She said things.
What do you have?
I thought you were all done with your skips and stuff.
Oh no, his storage unit.
He felt the pull, the urge to clear out his storage unit.
Is this at your place?
And boy, did I clear it out, Vaughn?
So this guy, right?
I'm almost thinking I don't need it anymore because I got rid of so much, though.
He says to me.
I'm not going to come drop some stuff for your skip.
I was like, absolutely, we're just hanging out.
Come on over.
He's like, yeah, I'll be there about, you know, this time.
And he pulls up and I was like, this pricks hired a van.
Oh, he's got a city hot van.
He's got a city hot van.
He's got a city hot van.
Almost thought about getting a trailer to put on the van as well.
Really?
He comes out.
He's a boxer fucking fluffies as well.
He's in a good mood because he's about to like shove off all the stuff.
He opens at the back of this van.
Yeah.
And it is laden to the roof.
And he starts heffing the road to my sky.
Why was worried if I'd slammed on the brakes
so I was going to get like boxes into my head?
Yeah, yeah.
He was even at one point and he comes out holding a full fucking heater.
Can you ditch these in there?
I was like, yeah.
Why didn't you get marketplace sprouted?
Just chucking in the bottom.
Oh, it was that heater was broken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was nothing salvageable.
Nah, it was an electric.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a look toasted.
Yeah, had a couple of old suitcases, like chocked full of stuff.
Click, those suitcases hauled in, click clacks full, just kind of chucking them in.
Boxes.
What do you mean?
Clicklacks full?
What were they full of?
Oh, just junk and crap.
Just junk and crap, yeah.
Just junk and crap, right.
Had some bits of wood, put those in there.
And then so I was like,
And I did say, I was like, just biff it in, you know, not thinking it was too much.
And then it starts raining.
So this bitch gets back in the van.
He's like, better take off.
You're not going to get the van back.
He's behind the van back.
Oh, no, no, please and trees.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I don't have time to sit in the chat.
No, no.
I didn't have time to look around the renos and stuff.
I'm just out of there.
No, and he didn't even make a comment.
So he's in there, ditches of shit, gets in the van, backs out.
I'm in the rain.
And I look in.
And she's some sort of dumps the slut?
You know, what am I?
Drop your load inside her and get in a...
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not a dumpster.
She's that a cum dumpster?
I'm not a cum dumpster.
You can't fucking...
Fill me up and fuck off.
You literally said come around, fill me up and fuck off.
So I look at and this skip is now half full.
Cut to yesterday, I'm starting to do the actual demo, you know, the purpose of the skip that I've paid for.
And I'm trying to put sheets of gym.
Oh, no, they're old tilty-tipy, fucking.
Oh, no.
Is it this guy and his suit came?
is fucking, oh my God. Well, she did say come and put anything in. I thought he meant,
you know, some odds and sods that aren't going to work for your apartment.
It's all, I'll buy today's coffee. Done. That's exactly the exchange rate. That's exchange rate.
