ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -1st September, 2025

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has had a very special idea that he wants the teams help with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've confirmed an idea with my daughters and you guys need to get in on board. Okay. I need to design... I'm not saying yes just yet. I need you to design a lightsaber. Why?

Why? Because I'm going to get... My daughters to design lightsabers. Yeah. And I'm probably going to get them tattooed on me. are you as my and I've always been against tattoos but wow

2025 can get fucking oh yeah there's been a reset of everything look at you God he's having a real midlife crisis I'm having a midlife crisis tattoo and a Mustang

yeah well the Mustang's gone I'm back on I'm in a ranger now you are yeah but yeah so I'm gonna get that and so I was talking to my mates about it and this fascinating thing Aubin he said to chat GPT

from what you know about me because he's got a log on chat jeepeteer like i do design a lightsaber and tell me why you've done certain aspects of it i'm so sorry and this is really going to hurt i thought they were all the same no there's a red one and a blue yeah but what do you mean designer white one i was do one pink just do a pink the hilt and everything what you'd like it to look like the help of the sword you know like when you hold a sharp the bass the bit that you clip on your jedi rogues the grip the grip wait how many are you going to

get tattooed on you. Heaps, all of them. Wait, so your new tattoo, you're just going to get tattoos and it's just going to be lightsabers. All these are just lightsabers. Oh, but Vaughn, how have you thought of whereabouts are you putting this? Because you don't want this on a bit that's going to... Just around my dick.

Of course, no. A ring of lightsabers. Each one representing someone close to you. You don't want to go like stomach or something. No, I'm not going to go stomach. What if you yo-yo? No, yeah, I'm not going to go stomach. I've got one on my lower back, to the left, so it's not trampy.

To the left, to the left. To the left, to the left. everything I own is I didn't have a joke Down by my box To the left is what you should have seen I got it when I was 18 years old And I'm now 36

And I tell you what she's fucking blown apart You've got to be careful What's the one What's that one? What's that one? The Bohemian Rhapsody piano music It's kind of It's ripped

I'll say it It's ripped It's got a big fucking stretch mark Right through it So you're gonna be really careful Right yeah No I'll be careful Yeah

It's just a work in progress I'm not gonna get them all done at once Right So you want us to design some Yeah And then you're gonna get it Yeah Well I owe you a tattoo

You do owe me a tattoo Now I don't want people thinking We've slept together Because you know how the room is stuck No one No one who's getting a lightsaber Who I have slept with Or will ever sleep with

Okay good Oh I'm gonna make mine real nice Okay Okay cool for I'm a real nice Oh I don't make more real nice Real nice Oh this is cute though

You start with the girls though Yeah yeah Yeah yeah What an honour What an honour Because I you know I hate to be sort of captain obvious here But they fucking hurt

Oh yeah, I know Yeah, yeah Where are you thinking of getting it Because it's different Um somewhere Yeah, you'll be right Yeah Um, yeah

Um Wow, he's a bad point Maybe I'll go pick A pink one You can go to pick Well that's the thing You gotta pick the colour as well Yeah well

You're going colour Nice nice nice nice Yeah Yeah I also thought In the throes of When I was just like Spiraling

How funny would a Leanne Perrin's I saw a source It'd be To be You won't be the first Look it up Yeah I think you need to

just um maybe just you wait i know i need to calm down i need to calm right down oh my god no no no no no no no no no i know that was a natural out fuck you but look that's pretty cool someone's already got a lay appearance wishishish shish shish shish sure wow they actually have okay that's a great brand well that's an option