ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th August 2023

Episode Date: August 19, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared brought in a nostalgic dental treat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Producer Jared. Okay, we've restarted that break so that we lost the pause. Okay. That you literally just...

Let's just feel it, let's just feel it, let's just sink in. A bit of eye contact, a bit of eye contact. A bit of eye contact. I don't eye contact. A bit of eye contact. I don't know. I don't like making eye contact. I'm going to do it staring at the... Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Producer Jared's in the studio.

So much better, that was. Yeah, but it was going fine and you fucking interrupted it. We made it better and now you've commented on it, thus making us start again. We left a large pause and we had to re-record. No, it wasn't just me. We were all feeling who was going to lead. There's another pause. Fill it up.

We're going to have to start again. We're going to have to start again. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Producer Jared joins us in studio. I'm just wondering if you could just... For fuck's sake. When I say that, maybe just leave a gap. Maybe a slight bit of a gap.

All over you. Yeah. Vaughn, can you show me how it's done? Okay gap. Maybe a slight bit of a gap. All over you. Yeah. Vaughn, can you show me how it's done? Okay. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Producer Jared's in shit. Did you see that? It was a half a breath.

The beat. Learn that, bitch. Timing-wise. Learn it. I don't think you can. Nice. I don't think you can. You're either born with it.

That was nice. Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it was Maybelline. Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it was broadcasting school. Now, Producer Jared has some treats. You've brought in some treats. That's tiny.

That's not enough treat for all of us. I've brought in one treat for you all to share. It looks like a dipping sauce has been shrunk by a shrinking machine. A little nuggy sauce. What have you got us? I've got you some delish, coarse orange dreamsicle flavour. This is polishing paste for your teeth. They should sell this shit.

I mean, it'd probably be real bad because every day is probably not great for the enamel. I love when the dentist finishes off with this. Or the hygienist. I did a quick brush this morning because I was running late. So I'm a bit furry. I just want to dip a finger in. Can I try? We also, like, we were just talking about gold teeth before,

because Anthony from The Wiggles has got a gold tooth, and I would like at one stage of my life to have a gold tooth. Yeah, I'm not a fan of when someone has a shiny, like, metal. But then Producer Jared was just saying the midi, was saying gold teeth are actually not just, like, aesthetically pleasing. They're a good metal to have in your mouth

really strong this is just from which is weird because gold is soft right yeah gold is soft yeah but I wouldn't want to get struck by lightning and my teeth melt

yeah true you know what I mean I'm just going to get a grill that I can move in and out during lightning storms yeah yeah now giving this

a little sniff quite orange based is this the stuff that you used to get at the dental nurse at primary school? Oh, it's very firm. It looks like a lipstick. It's like a lip balm. There's more than one flavor. Oh, is there?

What flavors are there? Orange. Raspberry. Also, this is red, not orange, but it's orange flavor. Orange dreamsicle, yeah. There's a raspberry flavour, mint, any regular flavour, but one that caught my attention.

Oh my God, yes. Why don't they sell this? It's so good. They have a cinnamon flavour as well. Oh. Oh my God, can you hear the grit? You actually can. You can hear it sanding.

Oh my God. Oh, that's quite nice. It reminds me that the minute it goes in your mouth, that half taste it's got. Bubble gum. It's bubble gum. It's bubble gum. It's so yum.

It's so clean. If you didn't have toothpaste in the wild, would you brush your teeth with sand? This is good. No, I think that would be bad. You'd be a plant. Yeah, you'd chew a stick. I'd exfoliate my cellulite with sand.

Would you? Because I want to come back. I'm going to come back looking tight. Yeah, right. With that cellulite. Are you talking about Celebrity Treasure Island? No. It feels weird to have this in your mouth without being offered a rinse.

Yeah, or having those sunglasses on. Yeah. And lying back in the seat. Yeah, or having a cup of cotton bales up against the gum. The grip between the teeth is really nice. A little crunch. Oh my God, that's so yum. Can you hear this?

Oh, they, gritty! What is your midi? What's her toothbrushing regime like? What is she? Is she a big flosser? Yeah, big floss. Yeah, because if she's lecturing people every day. She's got good teeth.

She'll do a rigorous floss. And then we've got an electric toothbrush. Yep. So she'll do, she was telling me last night, she was talking to a dentist who's changed the game for her toothbrushing technique. Oh, really? What is it?

What is it? What is it? What is it? Okay, okay. So electric toothbrush, little stick with the round thing on the end. Yep. You go in. You mean the toothbrush?

Yep. The head of the toothbrush. Do you have one electric toothbrush and you just change heads? Yep. Yeah, people do this. People do this. We try to do it, but Aaron hogs it. Yes, because what if the battery's half? Oh manual because you're going at the same time yeah oh i get such a grilling if it dies halfway through her oh you bastard yeah um in your mouth

so in your mouth you get the brushy bit at the back side of your teeth yeah like the bit that's facing your throat yeah and you start that way and then you switch over to the front side yeah and you do all of them yeah and then you do the top so then you switch over to the front side and you do all of them and then you do the top. So then you've got all three sides of the tooth and you don't miss any of it. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely skimping. That's how I was doing it?

Yeah. I can't get a toothbrush behind because I've got all my wisdom teeth. There's zero room back there. Yeah, apparently wisdom teeth just get mangled because no one can reach back that far. Yeah, that's why they come out. They would get all gross.

Not mine. I tried my best friend. I tried her toothbrush the other day. She was like, try this. And it's- A tooth? She let you try her toothbrush? Yeah, but we're like, you know, we've done a lot more than that.

So she- Like Roman. There's the piss sisters. Yeah, the piss sisters. Yeah. So we're- It's like, it vibrates. By the way, You went straight to

Rimming from toothbrushes There's gotta be Six stops in between That's an express bus That's an express bus Making no stops Don't put your Electric toothbrush

On your anus And you're like But I wanna get off Bing ding ding They're like no I wanna get off At kissing Straight to it

Let's have a pash At least No Oh can I get off At blowjob No This is four stops past my stop. We didn't rent.

Can I get up off a toe sack? No. Hers was like vibrating. So it didn't like go oscillating. It just was, yeah, ultrasonic. It was like against your teeth. I used to always electric toothbrush, but my dentist is like,

what do they call them? A chainsaw for the gums. Yeah, I've got receding gums too. I have to go soft. I just use a soft manual now. Yeah, I use the baby ones for milk teeth but when you use an electric do you brush like you're brushing with a normal toothbrush no you kind of hover around well and he told me as well my dentist ages ago that you've

got to be on an angle so that you're angling down on the tooth and you're not getting the gum so if you have to use the softest toothbrush an electric toothbrush gentle electric toothbrush can I justify buying the bluey toothbrush from the kids' section of the supermarket? Oh, what's the bluey? Yeah, probably. It's bluey. Yeah, okay. It's got the whole family from Bluey on it. Oh, my God.

It's beside the... Roll up. The Peppa Pig one and the... Right. Spider-Man. That's going to look so nice in your Scandi house with the beautiful aesthetic in your bathroom. Yeah.

And then you have a little whoopsie on your knee and put on your Spider-Man plaster. Yeah. Yeah. Mom goes and cuss. Yeah. Oh, Mom, I've cut myself. I need a plaster. You hadn't cut yourself.

You just wanted a little Spider-Man plaster.