ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th August 2024

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley saw her scan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Guys, I got my, I had my follow up MRI appointment So for people that don't know, you've been suffering You're a long suffering, watch this by the way This is very professional, I'm going to recap what we know as Hayley's work colleagues

Yes, but friends. Hang the fuck on. Not friends, work colleagues. You just really know what we know as Hayley's work colleagues. He knows how much it fucks you up. I'm a vibe higher, guys. I'm a vibe higher. You brought shit vibes today. I brought shit

vibes today. I didn't bring the vibes that I was hired to bring. I'm the sex higher. I brought nothing but sex. What am I? You're like this all day. You're like... That's hot. Husky. Am I the diversity hire? Oh, what? Have you looked in the mirror?

You're the boring, knows how to do everything hire. You're the most essential part. You're the admin hire. Okay, I'm admin. No, I said that you were the energy hire because you bring the energy. You bring the vibes, I bring the sex. The vibes and energy. Okay, I'm admin. No, I said that you were the energy hire because you bring the energy. You bring the vibes, I bring the sex. The vibes and energy. No, it's not.

Okay. Right. So as Hayley's acquaintances at the most, we have been privy to this weird nerve pain you've got that shoots down your leg and you're like, It's been there for two and a half years. Never gone away. Acupuncture. You've been there for two and a half years. Never gone away. You've had acupuncture. You've been to Dr. Wynne a few times.

You've talked about how he stabbed you in the knee. Stabbed me. It all kind of helped, but nothing was actually getting rid of the thing. So I went to a neurologist who put an MRI. Anyway, I've ended up at a knee specialist and I got the other day an MRI on both the knee and then very last minute they said

can we add on the thigh just in case there was anything in there. Further up. Further up. Okay. So did the knee and then they. I've never done an MRI I've had my fair share of x-rays where they like lay your hand down. It's pretty wild. It's awful. So how do they focus on one area of the MRI? They move you on the

table. Yeah like a tray. And there's a big donut. Yeah I've seen the donut but it's only one part of that donut actually scanning the box no but it's the whole you get a 360 yeah the amazing thing about it was so we looked at the knee and the knee was fine right and then he was like now have a look at the thigh and we went into the thigh and you can get a bird's eye view through the thigh like through the the femur that's so. But how does that work with the donut? Because you're in the tube.

Because it's under it. It's going around you. That's the noise, right? It's the magnet. And it's just, okay, taking the images. Bizarre. Anyway, so we're looking at the knee, and then we're looking at the thigh, and it was just that moment where straight up,

there's the vagina. As clear as day. Well, it's the thigh's neighbour, isn't it? If you're taking a Googler shot of your thigh, you're going to get a little bit of the neighbourhood. Yeah, full thigh. Yeah. Was it a male doctor?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And did you say that? Was he like, ooh, brother? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So we're looking at the thigh, and he was showing me things, and I saw the bone and the big top of the bone

that goes into the hip socket and all of this. Was that nice? Yeah, it looks nice. It looks nice? Tight? Yeah, I think so. No issue. Tight grasp.

Good bones. Looked at that. And then as soon as I saw that bone, I was like, well, that means just to the left. And I was like, there she is. There she is. Tighty. Looks tighty.

Looks tighty. Yeah, look tighty. That's good. Wait, did he say anything? Because everyone's eyes don't lie. There she is. Tidy. Looks tidy. Looks tidy. Yeah, look tidy. That's good. Wait, did he say- Because everyone's eyes don't lie. Did he say anything? No, I went, we were looking and he was like, so there's the thigh and that's the bit there that da-da-da-da.

I was like, that's my vagina. He was like, that is your vagina. He was like, actually, it's funny you bring it up when you talk about your vagina. And I was like, okay, it is. She's pretty tidy. What, like a five-year-old? That's your vagina. And I was like, okay, I know. She's pretty tiny. I'm like a five-year-old. That's my vagina. No, because I was trying to figure out.

She's just learned the proper words. Yeah. I was trying to figure out which bits are which because I've shown you guys at a distance, you didn't look it in the eye, that when I got an X-ray on my pelvis and you could see shadow flaps, whereas an MRI. That's right. Didn't you have them in your comedy show? yeah, shadow flaps, Gandalf's horse

from Lord of the Rings shadow flaps and it's just almost blink and you miss it whereas MRI is through and through everything and I said, oh she's looking good and then he was like, no there's a cyst in there

which is fine, it's nothing major without getting too Personal You have told us After near 300 days Of not menstruating You're currently menstruating Yeah

So If Whatever products you use Were also in the MRI No but I only I use period undies Ah Yeah

And I didn't have my period Otherwise You see tampons You'd see everything Yeah yeah yeah I use period undies. Ah! Yeah. And I didn't have my period. Otherwise, even if you had piercings. You'd see tampons. You'd see everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get an MRI or an x-ray and you've got a tampon,

it's just there it is. Take out your butt plug. Oh, my God, I will. Because, you know, sometimes you will. Well, no, I take that anyway because it's metal. It's metal. Because I did have that. He likes the cooling, warming sensation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like stainless steel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't rust. It doesn't rust. And even my plastic one does have that battery in it. Yeah, I mean, most people would go silicon, you'd think. Oh, you've got to go silicon.

Wimps. Wimps. It depends if you want it vibrating or not. Yeah, right. Actually, no, you couldn't wear a metal butt plug because it's an MRI. It would literally rip right through you. It would go hob-boom from your anus. And because it's shaped like a bullet, it would just dangerously could fly at the end and impale the doctor.

Well, they do go through and they ask you any implants, any medical metal devices inside of you. Someone in America had a gun? I don't know how. They must have had it on like, do you remember that? That's right. And it went off. That's right. It fired the gun.

Fuckin' America. Yeah. I don't know how you would do that because you're literally nude or you've got your undies on and that's it. Where would you put it? Because you get into the hospital gown. Yeah, because you change in. I had to're literally nude. Oh, you've got your undies on and that's it. Where would you put it? Because you get into the hospital gown. Yeah, because you change in. I had to change into that.

In the gown. You've got nothing but your bra on. No, I'm feeling left out. I haven't had an MRI ever in our lives. It's so boring. But then you can see why celebrities are doing those full body MRIs. Because you would never have known. Well, this is the thing.

When I got a scan on my ovaries and they found a cyst on my kidney, just from being like, oops, oh, that same thing scan on the on the thigh found a cyst in the machine yeah so it is good it is good stuff but they're they're pretty full-on like that you know you don't often just go for them like you would an x-ray they're not easy and they're expensive if you don't have yeah yeah thousands thousands a couple of thousand i think they pay in america yeah luckily i've got health insurance so it all gets paid for but yeah god like i'm It's expensive if you don't have thousands. A couple of thousand, I think, they pay in America. Luckily, I've got health insurance, so it all gets paid for. But yeah, God, I'm looking forward to the imagery because I didn't stare at it too long.

Wait, they're going to send you the images? Yeah, you get all the imagery. You can log into all of your Mercy radiologies or whatever, all your radiologies, and they're just sitting there. And you scan through it and you get like a 360 degree of your thigh and your knee. Your fan. Your fandango.

Don't show us. I don't want to see. No, no, it's great detail. The girls will want to see it. Tidy. They do want to see it. Yeah. I've seen the mold of my vagina.

Okay, yeah. My vulva. Oh, that's right. You guys got them done for the podcast. Jared saw the vulva as well. I mean, we've all had a look. Your wife's seen it. Oh, poor Jared still looks in shock, too.

No, tidy. It's just lovely. Tidy. Okay, let's leave this here.