ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th January 2024

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley met her new neighbours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod You know, I talked a bit last year about I kept getting caught in my underwear at my own house Yeah Like someone walked down the drive

Our other neighbour came down the drive And I was wearing just a bra, little shorts And it's underwear season now. It's underwear season. I'm not wearing anything else in my apartment apart from undies. Well, our backyard's quite fenced off. There's not much you can see in particular areas. I've been very nude this summer.

But this wasn't the case. I was wearing just a little, like, crop-toppy bra. Like a little, it's doing nothing for you bra and uh some little shorts and i was going down to the garage and we've got brand new neighbors and we haven't met them yet and remember last year i said how i was desperate to make a good impression on them yeah there they were across the fence oh no and i'd gathered two of them, and sort of waved to greet us, to formally meet us. And I was there, and I said, like, oh, great. And it was so, like, the bra was not even, it's no underwire, just a stretchy thing.

It's not holding anything up. Right. So they're bouncing about, and they're sort of everywhere. And I just can't believe this has happened again, that I've been caught in my bra by my neighbours. And so I sort of ran, I was like going towards them like, oh, hi. And then I was calling out like, Aaron, Aaron, like come meet. And he was in the garage. Hi.

And I walked towards them. And then I just started talking to them in the bra. And then I went, I'm just going to pop, I'll just be back. And then I ran into the house, which they would have seen, ba-doing, ba-doing, ba-doing. And then I came back with a T-shirt on. And then instead of just carrying on, I made it more awkward by saying, thought I better not meet you with my tits out just to reiterate that

they were out and then the wife looked at the husband like did you notice the tits from him no they were very polite and nice about it but I just I feel like I really mucked up the whole first encounter are they nice so they seem nice they do seem nice yeah they seem really nice uh the they are um the guy had been working wow she's really dancing around something here no i was just trying to figure out whether it was like confidential or not but i don't think't think so. The guy's been working in Dubai on that city. You know, the long city. It's in Saudi Arabia.

What long city? They're building this ridiculously long city. Like a city. Saudi Arabia long city. I don't know about you guys. The line. I don't know about you guys, but I prefer girth in my cities. Yeah, it's called the line. I don't know about you guys, but I prefer girth in my cities.

Yeah, I'd go girth over length when it comes to my cities. Yeah, absolutely. When it comes to my cities. You just don't make the best use of space, and Saudi Arabia would have a fair amount of unused desert. Yeah, so that's what they've done. The line is what it's called. It's a linear smart city under construction

that was designed to have no cars, streets or carbon emissions. The 170 kilometre long city is one of the nine announced regions of New York and is part of Saudi Arabia's 2030 vision. Yeah. So he works as like an engineer on it. Do they just have a giant metro train running? They must just have a train system. It'd have to be a fast one. What if you have a friend at the top of the city?

Yeah, where do you live? I'm at the end of the line you have a friend At the top of the city Yeah where do you live I'm at the end of the line I'm at the fucking top of the line Oh I guess we're not friends We're not friends If you live at the 170 miles away Yeah

Although it'd be a high speed train You'd probably get there In 10 minutes Is there documentaries on this I would love to watch that I'm just reading about Where it drew its inspirations from It's got all the vertical farming

Yeah Why not Like the actual A lot of people are saying It's a waste of fucking money. Like it's a bit stupid. Yeah. Oh, well, it's the same thing that oil money is being used to try to make the world a better place.

Yeah. What a waste. What a pack of us, eh? Cunts. Yeah. Wow. Wow. What do you mean it's a bit of a waste of money?

Well, no, you should make a city that's, I don't know. They are. Make a square city. No. That drives something different. Because are. Make a square city. No. No. Try something different. Because everyone's going up, up, up. Yeah, right.

This is insane. Anyway, he worked on that, so I found that very interesting. That's so cool. Oh, wow. Okay. Now, here's another question for you, just on the new neighbours, because I want to make a good impression. However, they have bought our old neighbour's house, and you know we love the old neighbours,

and they're renovating it, which is great. Well, this is what we call payback. Yeah, when can I complain about the noise? You can't. Yeah, right. You can't ever. Right. At what point?

Never. Can I be like, keep it down, even though we've been going for 18 months? I think if you're going to look for silver linings, is that no renovation could be worse than the one you've just had. And so we'll be over soon. That's not a silver lining for me. For me to watch someone else suffer greater than we did through a renovation would actually be quite soothing and healing. Oh, right.

And be like, shit, it could get worse, Aaron. Yeah, yeah. It literally got worse. It literally got worse. Anyway, hopefully we get on like a house on fire. They seem very nice. You don't want anyone's house on fire. You've got like two meters between your houses.

Oh, shit. Yeah, we are quite close. Get on like a beautifully air-conditioned home. Yeah. There you go. Perfect.