ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th July 2023

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss a question Handsome Producer Jared brought to the table.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And I thought today on The Little Bit of Pod we could elaborate more. Would that be the right word? Elaborate? Build upon. Build upon something that producer Jared and his girlfriend were talking about last night.

Yeah. So I thought this was great. Who posed this question? I think it was me. Was this after you hit the Grogu bong that I brought you back from LA? Did you get a Grogu bong? I bought him a Grogu bong. It's just a miniature figure.

It's a miniature figure. It's a mini vase. It's ceramic. Put your plants on. You brought that into the country through customs. Yeah, you're allowed to. Wild. It didn't have weed in it.

Okay. I could have got weed. Have you been into an LA weed store? Oh my lord. You could have got all the weeds. It was strong, potent. I just smelt a couple. It was very noticeable going around America in the states where it was legal, so much

smoking in public. Like everywhere you went. So can you smoke it in public where it's legal? Like you'd smoke a cigarette? I guess so. We saw a guy vaping it. Oh, really? Yeah, because I was like,

oh, it can't be him, he's vaping. But then I walked past him and was like, oh my lord, he's actually like, yeah, vaping. What are you vaping?

The oil or something? I don't know. But yeah, it blew my mind. I was like, is this why I need Panda Express so much? Did you do Panda Express? I had Panda Express

as an airport as we left. Do you have the orange chicken? It's orange chicken. I got the orange chicken. It's not that great. And it's great. It's fantastic. It's not that great.

It's got nothing on P.F. Chang's orange chicken. Oh, I haven't tried that. great And it's great It's fantastic It's not that great It's got nothing on P.F. Chang's orange chicken Oh I haven't tried that But P.F. Chang's I sit down Have you never been to P.F. Chang's? No

You've been to America A million times Yeah You gotta go to P.F. Chang's P.F. Chang's Fucking rules P.F. Chang's is pretty good But have you guys tried

A hot chocolate from McCafe Oh my god Absolutely fantastic Top tier Absolutely fantastic Honestly it's unbeatable As a hot chocolate at McCafe The sort of thing I could Spend my McCafe. Oh my god. Yeah, I have. Absolutely fantastic. Top tier. Absolutely fantastic. Honestly, it's unbeatable. As a hot chocolate at McCafe, the sort of thing I could spend my

McCafe points on. Absolutely. Your rewards, you can earn rewards on the Maccas app for your coffee. Fantastic. Fantastic. Now, the question, Jared, that you proposed, that you posed to your girlfriend last night. What animal would you have as a pet if you could have any animal but real small?

Honestly, I'd just do dog like small but like big breed dogs but small do you know what jared said a giraffe oh my god i always forget we're on the podcast it'd be so cute with its how tall is it in total i'm thinking like below my waist so like but it's it's gonna be all neck it's gonna be like a dash and like imagine a dash and walking on its back legs yeah like lovely i mean i didn't do well in physics but i don't think that thing's walking no i don't think so the legs are too little yeah they're not gonna handle that big neck well like it's all proportionate maybe it would have to have a tiny neck yeah yeah i

suppose no but then you might as well just have a camel What did the Very true What did the girlfriend go for The middy I think she said cow Because we were thinking About Hattie No we were thinking About Hattie And Hattie's real cute

Oh like Vaughn's Like miniature Miniature's also still Quite large I was thinking smaller Than that though I was thinking yeah I was thinking like

Average dog size Like cat sized Cat sized Big animal Elephant Oh cute Have you seen baby elephants? They're so cute.

But they stay that way. That'd just be cute. Yeah, you're right. I'd want like a big dog breed, but little. What about a tiger or a lion? No, because even at that size, that'd still be ferocious. Put a mouth guard on. What about an orca whale?

Excuse me Where are you putting it? In a goldfish tank Alright, telecom seaworld Wait, so you're talking like a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny orca It's still going to hate its life and try to kill itself A goldfish sized orca in a goldfish tank Okay, I'm on board with that

A dolphin and an orca sized goldfish in a tank So you Cancel me, I want that That's not cute What about a baby koala? No, you just said an orcasized goldfish in a tank? So cute. Yes. Cancel me. I want that. That's cute. What about a baby koala? No, you just said an orca-sized goldfish. So now you've got the biggest goldfish of all time. You meant a goldfish.

And it would be like... Okay, what about then switching around? If you could see a very small animal at elephant size, what would you pick? Oh, yeah. A big koala. Oh, big ant. Yuck. Oh, no, that'd be terrifying. a very small animal massive at elephant size what would you pick? Oh yeah Big koala Ant Oh big ant Yuck

Oh no that'd be terrifying So strong So fast I know And it's big like bobbly body I think it would be unstoppable

A flea No it would be its jumps would just destroy It'd be amazing It takes off off the ground and just leaves a

crater where it took off and a crater where it lands It would land on top of your cat and swallow the whole thing whole. Oh, no. What about... Everything, when it gets that big, becomes terrifyingly strong.

It's terrifying. Yeah. Cat. Cat. Domestic cat. Puffer fish. Mantis shrimp. Ew.

Oh, no. They're the punchy ones. Yeah, that would, like, vaporize a country. It would. It'd just punch and you'd just be dust. Okay. I'm going to go cutest animals in the world. Oh, no, big sloth.

Big claws, though. They used to be giant sloths. Yeah, sloths are so cute, though. Tiny sloth. Did you say cat-sized sloth? Yeah, tiny sloth. I've seen a baby sloth. They had just the cutest things in the world.

Oh, my God. What about an orca-sized otter floating down the river? Because those things eat, like, meat. What about... Oh, sorry. I was going to say, you go through the Kaikoura, that little windy road where all the seals are, they're just opening up their mouths and eating the whole road.

We could have a baby panda would be cute. Yeah, I just saw a little baby panda. You've got to sign the agreement with China, though. You can't just have one of those. They've got to rent them to you. What about a large dog-sized guinea pig? No, I don't like those things. They're cute, man.

No. They are cute. Although people eat them, don't they? They die. Perus, they eat them. Perus, you could eat it. Because they die very easily. You could shock them.

Big hole. Big meerkat. What's got a big hole? No, you'd have to dig a big hole to put the dead guinea pig in. Yeah, right. Meaning they had a gaping hole on them. They might. What about a hand-sized emperor penguin?

Like a tiny little penguin. Across the house. That'd be cute. That'd be cute. Keep it in the freezer. Ah, it's not birds. Nah. I really think of penguins as birds

Yeah they are They're more fish than birds Their poos are the same This is like the time When I was playing guess the animal And I said do I have feathers And my family said no But I was a penguin

Because they all thought it was fur Fuck you It's not It's very tight feathers Is it? Because it's a bird Absurd It's definitely a fish Absurd. It's not. It's very tight feathers. Is it? Because it's a bird. Absurd.

Yeah. It's definitely a fish. Absurd is the word. A bird, bird, bird. A penguin is a fish. A penguin's definitely not a fish.