ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th July 2024

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had some very eager Airbnb Hosts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The last travel story. Well, from you. I'm out after this travel story. I might sit on a few. So my friend and I were in Sardinia and we encountered the most eagerest of beavers. The most eagerest Airbnb owners. They were new Airbnbers. Oh, first timers. encountered the most eagerness of beavers the most eagerness Airbnb owners. They were new

Airbnbers. Oh first timers. They were first timers. They were Airbnbers because there's no breakfast. Beavers. It's breakfast and bed and beavers. And they were so new to Airbnb that they were too much. Trying too hard? This is my ideal

Airbnb. This is my ideal. Right. They send you a message the day before. They say, here's the pin code. Oh, you don't meet me with the key. Yeah, yeah. No, they were no pin code. They were, what time are you arriving?

10,000 messages. Then they show you how everything works. Like, here's a light switch. Oh, yeah. I don't need that. Go away. They were so sweet. They had a present with local cookies and

and things that's nice i like that but just leave it on the watch just leave it on the i do like when airbnb does a bottle of wine they had um free beers free waters they went all out and then we're messaging every day like good morning how are you oh no now here's some here's some great places for breakfast one which was really good put that in a folder put that in a folder and then you know

like the next day like what time are you leaving tomorrow and have a safe flight it was like it was like they were your parents checking up on you

on your first holiday it was a bit much no I like a contact list but I do like a folder of local recommended hey like especially when you're in a different country

yeah like if it's local if you're like in Auckland or Wellington or something you you're like, calm down, I've got this off of Google. But overseas, here's what we recommend. I like that. But in a folder, don't talk to me too much. It's too much.

I think that maybe they don't know about lock boxes. Yeah. They can't get themselves a lock box. They need to get a lock box and less with the communication. It's like Uber drivers when they want to talk to you. Oh, I know. So just don't. What do you do for a living?

None of your business, mate. What do you do for a living? You drive cars. I can see it. But I don't want to get into a chat with you. Leave me alone. You just put your headphones on. Well, there's some you can say no talk.

I never put it though because it makes me feel like I'm being a bitch when you say. Yeah, but you are a bitch. Yeah, I know, but I don't want to sort of outright say it. Also, no one looks at that thing, because I'll always put temperature preference, cool. Because you run hot, don't you? And then you get in the car and it's 27, check the

app, homie. I thought you were going to say check the app, homo. I was like, well, there's no need for that. I was calling him my homie because I want for that. And while to assume an Uber driver's sexual orientation. I was calling him my homie because I want homie to check my app. Right. I want it cool in here.

Check the app, cool it up, shut your trap. I'm putting down the window, like read the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Read the signals here. It's going whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, because I'm the only one in the car with the window down. Yeah, and I'm giving you one word answers because I don't want to chat. And yet you're just not getting it, homie.

Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Why does it go whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop? I hate wah-wah. one word answers because I don't want to chat and yet you're just not getting it. Talk talk talk talk talk talk. Wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob. Why does it go wob wob wob wob wob wob? I hate wah wah. I hate wah wah wah so bad. Why? And Aaron always wants to drive the window down and I'm like ah my head's in a vice. Why does one window wob wob wob wob wob? It's a perfect combination

of some windows up and down right? Is it back windows down makes a wob wob wob wob? No no no. No it's just when it's uneven. It's just when it's uneven. Oh okay just when it's uneven. Oh, okay. It's all or nothing. Make a weird noise. You go going, how does it make a womp, womp, womp. How are you spelling womp, womp?

The phenomenon that produces this noise is known as Hemholtz resonance. The same principle that makes a bottle hum when you blow over the top. It's the interaction of the gas in the container with a single orifice. And the other gases that are passing over the orifice. So you're saying the womp, womp, womp, womp is... A queef of sorts. You've got... No, because that is the gas coming from inside the orifice.

You've got two windows, a.k.a. orifices. Two car orifices. And it won't womp, womp, womp, because the pressure in there... And it's going... If it's only one, it's going across the top. And then hitting an end. Like the bottle. Oh, yep, yep.

Except when it's going past the window it's like because of the pressure in the car right so the key then is to wind up the orifices either shut your you've got to have an even amount of orifices open my rule. Which is how I party. Can we get that on a t-shirt? Two orifices open. It's how I party. It's how I party. It's how I party.

I never, ever, ever want to hear you talk about how you party with two orifices open. Well, I mean, maybe that's our next podcast. You know, the people will be flooded with questions. Oh, God. Warren, I've been partying with one orifice open my whole life. How do I move to a dual orifice party? I say, well, no, if you want the wob, wob, wob, wob, wob, you party with one orifice open.

Otherwise, open your other orifice. Open your other orifice. It's the key to life.