ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -20th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 19, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; are you keeping a secret from a parent? Cause you might not want them to listen to this one...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and our big pod and the live show is back after a midwinter break on July 21st and IF Qatar leave the airspace open with the ongoing tensions in the Middle East. Yeah, that's a big IF. I'll be here. Well Haley and I do have a contingency I'll be reporting live on World War III. Well, Haley and I do have a contingency plan and that's doing the show from an Italian village.

Lovely. With Patsy and Craig. Oh my God. On the roof of the- Craig's on nibbles, Patsy's on Aperols. And we'll be on the roof with a satellite dish and Aperol spritz. Oh!

Living the life. Right. Well, today we asked you just between us. Just between us and the- What will you never tell your parents? Oh, love this. Okay, how bad's it gonna get? Well, it starts light because the first responder

has got offered a promotion in a higher position and a bit more money, but decided to follow a girl to Australia instead. Oh, okay. Oh, no regurts. Mom won't love that. Mom won't love that, and dad sounds, this sounds like a person of parents

who had a certain expectation of how their children's life would turn out. Yeah, like Haley's when they sent her to private school and gave her piano lessons and she became an actress. Yeah, for fuck's sake. You know what I mean? How disappointing. I will never tell my parents.

And then didn't even really make it as an actress. Now she's just sort of clanging around, you know what I mean? Telling jokes. So it just kind of got bit parts in New Zealand dramas. Yeah, bit parts. Yeah, well I had a lead of a sitcom, but it got cancelled after two seasons. It's good though, it was funny. It's good though, we just don't support New Zealand work long enough, you know what I mean?

We also got behind it. It's always somebody else's fault. Certainly not mine. In jail, I'll never tell my parents that I ended up in jail for 12 hours in Las Vegas. That is from a one of our female female followers. That would be the scariest thing overseas. Oh no. Since America don't fuck around.

I'm just concerned profile picture. She's white and blonde. I feel she'll be all right in America. Somebody trying to get into America a few weeks back had a meme, a JD Vance meme. Maybe someone had seen it in a chat. And because they'd let immigration in on their social media, because at the moment it's, um, voluntary if you do that when you apply for an ESTA, um, they'd found it, and they didn't let him in.

Oh my god! Like, that's cooked, eh? Yeah. Oh my god! That's, um, a meme in a chat, not even saved on the phone or a wallpaper or anything. Well, it was on the phone because it was in a chat, so yeah. Yeah, it was. Ah, another listener says,

I will never tell my parents that both of my parents have cheated on each other at some point in their lives. Jesus Christ almighty. You know and you're carrying that? That's an insane thing to put on your kids. That sounds like you're gonna need some therapy. Yeah. Yeah, to get over that.

To get over the therapy. But then it's kinda canceled each other out, hasn't it? Yeah, true, you better like fucking both. And they might even know. Yeah. I dropped out of high school halfway through year 13 and didn't tell my parents and I never will. Okay.

How'd you do that? How'd you do that? Maybe it was just like, you know, public school. I would have been like, oh my god, mom, dad, I need more school fees, school camp. Yeah, yeah, can you pay it into my bank account and I'll pay it directly? What the fuck? No. I will never tell my parents that I found this sex tape.

Yuck! Fuck off! I imagine it was on a VHS back in the day. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Oh, yuck. Dan had one of those really big cameras. What are we looking at? What is this?

Is that? Oh! Oh! Mum! No! I mean, no! I will never tell my parents that I've been gifted $100,000 by a family friend on the husband's side.

Ooh, okay. Wow. Well, they want a bit of it, do you think? Yeah, maybe. They want a bit of the money. I want a little bit of money. Uh, I will never tell my parents that they were right in my choice of husband. They were right in my choice of husband.

Yeah, so the- So she chose a bad one. Yeah, she chose a bad one. The parents said don't do that. And she's never gonna admit that to them? Yeah. So she's gonna be stuck in a loveless marriage? Don't do that. With someone she doesn't love. Don't do that. It makes me sad how many people are just in relationships they hate. I know! Yeah. Okay. There's lots of hot brown people out there. Dude they're everywhere. Oh my god, people need to go to Brazil! Everyone there is pretty much hot.

And that's only one of the countries in South America. Yeah, there's like 20 others. I know. Some of these brown skinned people have light eyes. He's on the floor. He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's dead. You know you can't talk about light-eyed brown skinned people around me.

The fucking eyes, the eyes, when they're light on a brown skinned person. The eyes have it. The back of a brown person. And then they turn and then you're like what the fuck am I? That's what you do. You go. It's an involuntary reaction. Yeah yeah. They open their eyes and they're bright. Oh my god are those cakes? Can't one of those cakes for us? The fuck is that? Are those cakes? If it's cakes I hope we didn't receive three cakes for god's sake.

Are they cakes? Have people not noticed that we're getting hot? That's too many cakes I can't. Can you? She said it's very heavy it's cakes, I hope we didn't receive three cakes. For God's sake. Have people not noticed that we're getting hot? That's too many cakes. She said it's very heavy. It's probably not cake. We have received some packages. Just a ream of paper. I will never tell my parents that I'm in an open relationship and I've tripled my body

count since getting into one. I don't think it's even necessary to tell your parents your body count. No. I told my mum. Have you? What did she say? Yeah. She was very unjudgmental. And then she went back. Oh, because it was just one. Because it was one, yeah.

No, I did. I've told her. Okay. Yeah. What did she say? I think she was all right with that. She was okay? Yeah.

She was all right. Okay. Um, I will never tell, uh, my parents that I am a swinger. Oh yeah. Okay. Next one. Okay. Well, you know, parents have different time. I am a swinger. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. Okay, next one. Okay.

Well you're no parents, it's a different time. Not all parents. It's a different time, yeah. I will never tell my parents it was me that wrote bitch and freshly poured concrete at the family home. Holy you little shit. Yeah, you die with that secret. I reckon they would've known, like, you know,

you know your kids writing. I will never tell my parents that I'm married. Laugh face, laugh face. What? Maybe they married the person their parents didn't like. I have a friend that got married without telling their parents. Really? These are reasons.

These are reasons. These are reasons. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will never tell my parents that I quit my job over a month ago. They just don't need that extra worry. Yeah. That's good. You'll find another one. Right. That's what you're trying to do.

You're trying to find another one? That's good. Find another one. I hope so. Find another one. And then tell them you just got a new job. I bloody hope so. You know, that's that. Well, we asked you, what, you know what to tell your parents? And you, well, you told us.