ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th June 2023
Episode Date: June 19, 2023On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's Producer Shannon's Birthday!Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you!Happy Birthday dear Shannalette Pyjamas!Happy Birthday to youuuuuu!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...r privacy information.
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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
And we're celebrating a birthday on the show.
Yeah, but I want to sort of redact my kind messages
because Shannon, Shannon, who is a hot young Zia,
who turns 24 today, has just informed us boomers
yeah we've moved from millennial to
boomer that people don't do
this thing on a birthday anymore
yeah no Facebook walls are done
what? yeah I put a happy birthday
in a little Grogu
gif and then I
noticed that nobody else had commented on her
wall and I was like maybe they get up late because they're
the laziest generation.
So lazy.
So entitled, so lazy.
Do people not do that anymore?
She's like, nah, not really.
No, I don't.
Yeah, I can't think of the last time I posted on someone's wall.
Unless you're doing it ironically.
I'm doing it right now.
Happy birthday, you genzy fuck.
That works.
Done.
That's actually the chicks.
I kind of stopped posting on people's wall ages ago.
No, but I don't post on people's walls, but I receive.
Like, there's no, I don't use Facebook anymore other than Messenger.
Yeah, same.
And maybe events, some stuff, like events.
I feel.
But on my birthday, I'll go there and I expect at least 50 wall posts.
Really?
Hell yeah, from people out of the blue who I don't want to direct message from.
Right.
I feel like Vaughn is the only person, and I know you do this more for a scrapbook memories
kind of thing.
You're the only person I know that still posts regular albums if you go away or do something.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
A lot of things I post quite regularly to it, but I make the person who can see it like
only me.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Only me. Only Okay. Only me.
Only me.
Only me.
So you can see, you know, you get all the little memories and stuff.
Yeah.
Because we're getting older, man, and time's passing us by, and one day we're not going
to be around anymore, man.
So what's cool now?
I think it's Instagram stories, right?
You do a happy birthday, and then everyone shares like a hundred effing happy birthday posts yeah and even just
dms now i feel like it's kind of gone the other way it used to be a really public thing and you
kind of wanted to show off that it was a thing yeah whereas i feel like now like this morning
it's pretty much all dms or texts and like it's a bit more of a personal and then you start a chat
and it's really nice i prefer to chat on my birthday though people who start chats on your
birthday happy birthday what are you up to today i don't want to chat with business i don't want to start a chat. It's really nice. I prefer a DM. I don't want to chat on my birthday, though. People who start chats on your birthday,
happy birthday, what are you up to today?
It's none of your business.
I don't want to chat with people.
I just message and say,
Morgan, our friend Morgan,
sex.life podcast host with yourself,
her birthday also today.
Yeah, I've been talking to her.
What do you mean?
She hasn't messaged me back.
Birthday to me.
I haven't even messaged her.
Are you kidding me?
She hasn't messaged me back.
She called me a divine woman
and it really made my day.
Oh, she hasn't read it.
She hasn't read it.
She's probably arm deep in a yoni.
She's probably absolutely elbow deep.
I hope not on her birthday.
Elbow deep in a yoni.
But, you know, you just send a message.
You say, happy birthday, something nice.
It's the way to go.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Yeah.
You don't.
I know.
I thought the Facebook wall was still happening.
I thought it was the only reason we use Facebook.
Maybe a text message. Yeah, I've had a few texts. You've had was the only reason we used Facebook. Maybe a text message.
Yeah, I've had a few texts. You've had some texts.
Like official texts. Proper like green
bubble. Green!
But have you got your, like, I've got my messenger
friends, my Instagram friends
and my text friends. Because I've still got quite a few
people that I text. Aaron being one of them.
Okay. Yeah, no, a few texts.
And people will be like, how's your morning going? I'm like
working. Working, maybe. We few texts and people will be like, how's your morning going? I'm like, working.
Working, maybe.
We're doing some radio.
What, living dreams?
Living dreams. Yeah, I thought so.
I thought that's what you meant.
Three incredible announcers
and two amazing producers.
Couldn't be happier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good stuff.
Of course.
That's what I thought she meant.
Did you say the same thing
to Tony Street?
I did see her today,
but she didn't wish me
happy birthday.
Oh!
And now, see, here you go. The nation's
finally seeing underneath the Tony
Street covers behind the scenes.
She's an evil witch.
What amenities lay below the street?
Yeah.
A couple of pipes of bitch down there.
Yeah, absolutely.
She's like, I'm blonde and I'm fundraising for people in need.
No, you're fucking not.
This is all for self-gain. She's like I'm blonde And I'm fundraising For people in need No you're fucking not Are you Yeah
This is all for self gain
She punched me in the lift
The other day
She did
She sucker punched me
Did she
She's alright
We walked in
And Vaughn was just talking about
Hey we should start a chair
And then she came in
And was like
My thing
Right in the guts
That's what she did
That's my thing
That's my thing
She's the nicest person
On the radio
I'm the nicest one around here
She is
Now we've got to stop that rhetoric
Because I'm new to the radio
And you know
I haven't been given a chance
To become the nicest person
On the radio
Yeah I don't think you're
I'm nice
Nah you've got a bitch streak
Yeah
I'm both
I'm both
That's what you want
A lady in the street
And a bitch
Everywhere else
Yeah
Is that the saying?
I think so aye
Yeah
Yeah