ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th June 2024

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared has a Silly Little Question!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Producer Jared has a question for us Yeah, another Little Bit of Pod with another Little Bit of Question Love it Little Bit of Question

Everything needs a jingle I don't know if that's going to be a thing Little Bit of Question I don't know if that's going to be a thing I'll mix something up Thank you So on my drive over this morning I passed a street sign That's going to be a thing, guys. I don't know if that's going to be a thing. I'll mix something up. Thank you. So on my drive over this morning, I passed a street sign.

And then this question popped into my head. If you guys, if your last name was your road name, and you got to choose it, what would your road, street, place, close be? Oh, okay. Because there is a Fletcher. Is it in Huntly? Yeah, Fletcher Road. There is a Fletcher Is it in Huntly? Yeah Fletcher Road There's a Fletcher Road

I feel like Fletcher Lane Would be cool Fletcher Lane Fletcher Lane's lovely Or do you think I'd be a Crescent or a Key? Fletcher Key You're not a Key Yeah you're not a Key

You're not a Key You're a Road at best Wow I was going to say Place Could I be a Fletcher Marina? Oh get A Marina No I've got big Av energy I was going to say place Could I be a Fletcher Marina? A marina? I've got big Ave energy I've got Avenue energy

Sproul Street, Sproul Lane Sproul Place Sproul Crescent She's a dead end How dare you Crescent's nice No I'd love to know the origins One of remember one of them ran north, south.

One of them ran east, west. What do you mean? Streets and roads. Originally. Oh, did they? Oh, my God. I just saw there's a Sproul Drive in Dunedin. Yes, that suits you.

Yeah. A drive. A drive is good. A drive. I found why they're called these things. Okay. Okay. Okay, so generally roads head out of town or away from the heart of the city. Would this have been in the oldie days?

Not now? Oldie days, yeah. Put a whole bunch of shit in front of things and cut things off. Yeah, a street is a public road with buildings on both sides. Yeah. That means a street is also a road, but a road isn't necessarily a street. Yeah. Avenues generally run perpendicular to streets, so they join the streets.

Oh, yep, yep, yep. That was maybe what I was thinking of. Streets and then the avenues join the streets. Smith Avenue. But also have trees and buildings on both sides. Right. A boulevard is a wide- A boulevard.

Yeah, that's- Oh, okay, that's me. Smith Boulevard. No, that's me. Fletcher. I'm a Fletcher. No. I'm a Fletcher Boulevard. Sorry, you, that's me. Smith Boulevard. No, that's me. Fletcher. No. I'm a Fletcher Boulevard. Sorry, you're an F.

You could be Fletcher Terrace. Oh. Terrace. Yeah, that's nice. Because that sounds nice, but it also sounds like a lot of condensed houses. Yeah, but you do... I hate to break it to you. You do live in condensed housing.

You live in an apartment. You live in a CBD. The most condensed house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're literally on top of each other. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Boulevard, a wide street with trees and vegetation on one or both sides, often with a median dividing traffic. I've just figured out what I am. Fletch, parade. You're not parade. You're not parade. I'm a parade. No, it doesn't say parade on my list.

I've got a parade. It's always beside the sea. Yeah. I've got a beach in front of me. When's the last time you had a beach in front of you? I mean beach in front of you. Court is a street ending in a loop or circle like a cul-de-sac. Okay.

A crescent is a winding curved road that generally attaches to another road at each end. Yes, yes. Drive, a long road that winds around a geographical feature such as a river or mountain Oh wow I didn't know that about a drive Because it's a scenic drive maybe Lane, a narrow road that typically leads to a residential zone Lanes are often found in rural areas

I like Fletcher Lane Fletcher Lane, yeah that's good Because I'd have some cool bars down there Fletcher Lane is in my heart Like Penny Lane Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Because I'd have some cool bars down there. Fletcher Lane is in my heart. Like Penny Lane. Yeah. It's good. A place is a road or a street with a dead end that's not a loop or a circle.

That just comes to an end. Right. Smith Place. Terrace, a street following the upper portion of a slope. Yep. And way, a small street branching off a road. Smith Way. These passages are usually short and often feature a dead end.

Okay. I like end Okay I like this I like this this is a great question This is a great question Sprout Drive I think I'd go Pickstock Close Oh Close What about Grove Pickstock Grove Grove is nice

And that also sounds like a brand of olive oil too And a gated community Yes Yeah yeah I love that And that also sounds like a brand of olive oil, too. And a gated community. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, I love that. You don't let the poor people in. You've got a security guard.

It's kind of like South Africa. Y'all, y'all, take me back. Take me back. Welcome to Pickstop. That's not South African. What happened there? Oh, stop. I don't know.

It went so far away from Africa. Okay, so your grove, Pickstop Grove. A close, technically, is a short, no exit street. Right. I found this New Zealand list. Wellington.gov.nz has listed them. An esplanade. Oh.

Smith. A level piece of ground, especially one used for public promenade. What about Jones Esplanade? A glade. A tree-covered street or passage between streets. Glade. Smith Glade? No.

A grove is an alleyway cut into a wood but not extensively cut in. Okay. Glade. A muse? Oh, I love a muse. You love a muse. A road traditionally rural residential area converted into a residential area. That could be Shannon.

Shannon could be trim muse, I reckon. Trim muse. Trim muse. Lane and is a narrow passage between hedges or buildings like an alley. Okay. A parade is a public promenade or roadway. Place an open space. Esplanade. That's great.

Fletcher Esplanade. Oh, it's beautiful. Key has to be along a waterfront. Rise. A roadway going to a higher place of position. Yep. Fletcher Rise. Smith Rise.

Fletcher Rise. Yeah, it's good. I think if you go to Smith, you've also got to have a two-syllable one there. Yes, because you've got one. Smith Parade. Yeah. You can't just have one one. Flet've got one. Smith Parade. Yeah. You can't just have one one. Smith Boulevard.

Yeah. Terrace, track, view, way. Okay, well, what are we settling on? I'm just going to go classic Sprout Drive. Sprout Drive? Sprout Drive. Sprout Crescent? Can I interest you in a Sprout Crescent?

I think I'm going to go Fletcher Lane or Fletcher Parade. Fletcher Lane is beautiful. Fletcher Lane. Fletcher Lane. That's a nice name. If your last name's Lane and you're going to have a child, Fletcher Lane or Fletcher Parade. Fletcher Lane is beautiful. Fletcher Lane. Fletcher Lane. That's just a nice name. If your last name's Lane and you're going to have a child, Fletcher Lane. Fletcher Lane. Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

La la la. The la la's. Fletcher Lane. Probably not going to grow up to be a little cunt. Oh, Vaughan. No. Fletcher's definitely not. No, absolutely not.

Fletcher Lane. Oh, he's a lovely boy, that Fletcher Lane. Yeah. I'm just going to have to spell it right. Yeah, that could be a female's name as well. And then Smith. Oh, what are you going for? Smith Crescent. I think you've got to be Smith Boulevard. Boulevard. Or boy. Beautiful, yeah. I'm just going to add his proud right. That could be a female's name as well. And then Smith, what are you going for? Smith Crescent. I think you've got to be Smith Boulevard.

Boulevard. Or Esplanade. Okay. Yeah, Smith Boulevard I think I'll be happy with. Okay, good. Great. Great question, Jared. Okay, now what would your postcode be?

1010. No, you can't have that. That's Auckland Central. Auckland Central. 69, 69. Nice!