ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th March, 2025
Episode Date: March 19, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's visit to the casino! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
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Guys, at the weekend, I witnessed a win at the casino.
And I went to the casino. What were you doing at the casino and I went to the casino
What were you doing at the casino?
Do you know what I love about your whole weekend
is Friday you were at the beach
and I was having a quick
very casual wine with a pal
and I get a phone call like
what are you doing?
I said he's got naughty in his mouth
I can hear it
I looked on find friends and I saw you were
in the city
and I was at the beach
with our friends
and I was like
Hayley
what you doing?
You dodged a bullet.
I know
because then you were like
we were texting in the morning
we text all weekend
the three of us
genuine friends
you can really hear it.
In the morning
we were texting
like how was camping
Devon or something
and then you just
entered the chat
a little bit later
and said guys last night escalated.
It got a bit out of hand.
It was one of those nights where it was so much fun,
but you didn't plan it.
Yeah, I love that.
I love those nights.
You're just going with the flowing.
But near the end of the night, we did decide,
one of our friends was like, should we go to the casino?
And I was like, what?
Where did that come from?
That's so wild.
It just came out of left field, and I was like, okay. And then we come from? It just came out of left field.
And I was like, okay.
And then we went.
And the three of us went.
And I'm not a big gambler.
No, I've never done it.
I just got out $20.
And we all got out $20.
And our friend won $900.
Far out.
And James and I were just sitting there just like, what the fuck?
Like, no one ever wins.
No one ever wins.
You win five or 15 free games.
You go up 20 bucks and then you gamble that and then you go home.
And you're like, well, that happened.
The most I've had, is this on the pokies?
Yeah.
The most I've ever done was 80.
And I remember being like, get out.
Let's get out.
No, that's, yeah.
Let's go.
Like, this is good.
We put in 20.
We got 80.
Or you won 80.
Right.
You won 60.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So 160. And then we tapped out. We were like, that's me. And that's the most. Yeah. 900. is good we put in 20 we've got 80 where are you 180 right you 160 yeah yeah yeah so 160 and then
we tapped out we were like that's me and it's the most yeah 900 and that was me when he he won the
900 he pressed another spin i was like stop oh really we're going we're out on top this
they'll get that 900 back they'll claw it back wait did it go
yeah and then it just kept going for like 20 minutes. I was like, hurry up.
Like, you couldn't even press collect.
It just kept spitting these free games
and won $900.
Did it make a big song and a dance
so everyone around looked as well?
Yeah, a few people came around
and started looking
and I was like, oh, okay.
And then I was like,
let's get out of there.
Because $900 in like a Kiwi pub
is kind of the top of where it gets.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, if you're at a bloody
Workies or something,
it'll always say the top prize.
It's getting there.
It's got to go.
It's always around 800, 900.
So that's bloody.
It was pretty good.
I was just like, oh my God, amazing.
Did you see, because in the big casino,
there's everything, blackjack tables and all that.
Did you see any like high rollers?
No, I think the high roller bits upstairs.
Right.
But that's, I never go, I never go to the casino.
No, neither.
It's a real experience, eh?
It's a whole thing.
It's a whole thing.
I feel like, because I've never been to Vegas and I'd love to go, just for a laugh and a
tattoo, you know.
But I'd, yeah, I'd definitely go into like a big flashy casino.
I don't know how to gamble.
Can you, we played the winning wheel in Vegas, didn't we?
Yeah, that was our rule Every time we walked past one
We had to put one dollar
On the winning wheel
Dollar did you make it
I think we both won
Yeah
At some stage eh
Yeah
What did you win
Forty bucks
Okay well that's
Because it's a forty to one
Yeah
At the New Zealand casinos
Do they bring you drinks
To the machine
Like they do in Las Vegas
I don't know
Okay
Yeah I'm sure
Let's not go back
And find out
I didn't listen to that podcast About gambling unsure. Let's go back and find out.
I've been listening to that podcast about gambling and the odds and kind of sports gambling,
but it's touched on casino gambling and stuff,
and it's just put me off.
You've got to remember these places make money
and exist because they win the most.
100%.
And for that $900 that your friend won,
probably 100 people lost $900.
I know. That's why it's fun to go in with your $20 100 people lost $900. I know, yeah.
That's why it's fun to go in with your $20 note.
Yeah, exactly.
And know your limits.
And you go, I'm actually happy for this to go for the laugh.
And if I lose the $20, then that's me.
Yeah.
It's been many, many years since I've had a kebab on K Road at 1 in the morning.
Oh, I'm proud.
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
So this happened afterwards?
No, it happened before. It happened before. You went to the casino after 1 in the morning? Yeah, that's so proud of you. So this happened afterwards? No, it happened before.
It happened before.
You went to the casino after one in the morning?
No, before one in the morning.
Oh, and then the kebab was after.
That's what I meant was the kebab after.
Jesus, in my mind you're like kebabbing and you're like,
oh, she'll hit the Cassie.
No, you should have.
You should go the fuck home.
Absolutely not, no.